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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
... that in 90% of child births, the mom poops on the baby.  kinda makes me wonder if my mom pooped on me or not...  but im afraid to ask
Dec 20 2007 12:16AM
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grahamhowe
Posts: 167 - Karma: 158
haha 90% of u got pooped on
Dec 21 2007 10:06PM
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joly.sp
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jeajea
Dec 21 2007 10:08PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
Posts: 1048 - Karma: 16
pics or it didint happenjkjkjkjk wtf did i just say??
Dec 21 2007 10:33PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
hahahahahahahahaha
ive been laughign for like 3 minutes!
Dec 22 2007 12:38AM
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bundy
Posts: 154 - Karma: 16

hahahah.. thtas a pretty interesting fact

Jan 19 2008 12:17AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
ugh.... my mom always told me that i was born so late that i shat while i was inside of her and was born covered in my own shit. I've been lied to....
Jan 19 2008 10:19AM
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Tapes
Posts: 1469 - Karma: 7
bwahahahaha!
Jan 19 2008 10:37AM
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Skavengers303
Posts: 964 - Karma: 192
i asked my mom if she shit on me and she got really defensive about it. i think i might have been shit on. suposidly it the same muscules that you use to shit that the mother uses to give birth. my sister is pregnant, and i have been trying to convince her to take a bunch of lacsitives and bean burritos before she goes into delivery. then when she is giveing birth she sends exploding dierria all over the docter delivering the baby
Jan 19 2008 1:49PM
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nickman
Posts: 804 - Karma: 10
Evidently, I have issues.
Jan 19 2008 2:16PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
your mom
Jan 20 2008 2:41PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,290
uhhhh, What the fuck?


Jan 20 2008 3:06PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
HAHAHAHAHA! Though I'm pretty sure this doesn't happen to most women. I'm sure it's just happened before.
Jan 20 2008 5:23PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
bahahahhahahahhahahah
omg thats really really gross
Jan 20 2008 5:44PM
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splooshie
Posts: 644 - Karma: 8
wait a minute

babies arent pooped out

they come out teh vagina

DO GIRLS POOP OUT THERE VAGINAS???
Jan 20 2008 5:48PM
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GFProd.
Posts: 403 - Karma: 35
great
Jan 20 2008 6:44PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
ahahahahhahahahahaha thats not true
Jan 20 2008 7:03PM
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McDirty
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10

pooped on you

Jan 20 2008 7:24PM
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Campeador
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Cesarion
Jan 20 2008 7:25PM
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Campeador
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Cesarion
Jan 20 2008 7:26PM
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