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The_Oakley_Kid
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... that in 90% of child births, the mom poops on the baby.  kinda makes me wonder if my mom pooped on me or not...  but im afraid to ask
Dec 20 2007 12:16AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
ummm that was really random...i dont want to know though...so nasty.
Dec 20 2007 12:17AM
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ride-rider
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wtf, you just scared me for life!
Dec 20 2007 12:18AM
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Nicholas.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAA
Dec 20 2007 12:18AM
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Jwalk
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aaaaaaaaaawwww  its baby with fecal matter

Dec 20 2007 12:21AM
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20160Air
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90% of our population has been shit upon
Dec 20 2007 12:21AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

LAME.

Dec 20 2007 12:28AM
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SteezePatrol
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i haven't. cesarion bitch
Dec 20 2007 12:32AM
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artfullydodged
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hahaha yes! me too, thank god
Dec 20 2007 12:33AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
can you imagine the nurse observing everything? everything she writes down is good, until she gets to the part where she has to say you got shit on
Dec 20 2007 12:45AM
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mackinnon
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hahahah i remember seeing one of those shows where the lady is giving birth (on TLC or something. gay, i know) and i said something like "it looks like she's about to take a crap, not have a baby" and my mom was like "well a lot of times they do". i practically barfed on the spot
Dec 20 2007 12:55AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
Posts: 4020 - Karma: 520
thats kinda gross
Dec 20 2007 1:27AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
the vagina is above the anus.
Dec 20 2007 1:31AM
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sdfjklioeur
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and below the urethra
Dec 20 2007 1:37AM
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Utahpowderskier
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If you are pooping out your urethra youve got issues
Dec 20 2007 2:03AM
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SirFryanator
Posts: 11149 - Karma: 1,415
hoollllaaaa
Dec 20 2007 2:38AM
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grams.
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hahahahahahaha, that made my morning
Dec 20 2007 6:43AM
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comeatmebro
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jea!!
Dec 20 2007 6:52AM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60
maybe if your an ass baby ( a baby born out the ass like that hunchback fellow in 300)

thats the only time i would think you would get shat upon..


wtf!!!! thats so random and gross. where'd you find that statistic? you know 74.675 % of statistics are made up on the spot...
Dec 20 2007 12:36PM
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ax_murderer
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ahahahahahahahahahaha
Dec 20 2007 12:37PM
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skiminnesota
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i dont want to know
Dec 20 2007 12:55PM
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yelsel
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from what ive heard and read during pregnancy the woman shits, farts and pisses all over the place. i guess you lose control of your bowels or something idk.either way its fuckin gross.

someone better let jamie lynn know about this
Dec 20 2007 1:13PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
that's right. we've never even touched our mothers' vaginas. all you other kids are super groooosss!!!!
Dec 20 2007 1:17PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
bahahahahaha
Dec 20 2007 2:40PM
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fourhundred
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haha yeee, except the doctor cut my ear when I was being taken out according to my mom
Dec 20 2007 3:48PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
that is fucking disgusting. luckily i never touched my madres vagina.
Dec 20 2007 3:55PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
rep shit son.
Dec 20 2007 4:00PM
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b-kul
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hahahahahaha. why do people care so much that shes pregnant? everyone already knew that family was screwd up.
Dec 20 2007 4:19PM
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.scott.
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it's not disgusting because the rules go out the window when pregnancy is involved.  like, this one time catherine zeta jones was accepting an award on tv and i walked in the room, and i was like, "she looks kinda fat."  well, my grandma, mom, and older sister (who's had kids) nearly ripped my arms off and beat me to death with them.  they were only showing like the bust up on tv, so i didn't know she was pregnant, and therefore not fat, but 'glowing'.  it may seem like i'm being sarcastic, but i'm not.  it really changes everything.
Dec 20 2007 4:21PM
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SARTRON
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a girl i know told me her sister was born with poop in her mouth
Dec 20 2007 4:43PM
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VT_FLO
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dude, would you shit yourself if you passed a kiwi out your dick?
Dec 20 2007 4:46PM
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timmi
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well if your pushin that hard slips are a bound to happen. i didnt get pooped on. i just didnt.
Dec 20 2007 4:47PM
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B.Snow
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ew that sucks
Dec 20 2007 5:32PM
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ThaLetterM.
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make sense...i mean its like the most effort and strain a woman exerts in her whole life...something elseis bound to come out
Dec 20 2007 5:41PM
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dafromasta
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eww
Dec 20 2007 5:47PM
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T*Ski
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*shat* upon
Dec 20 2007 8:26PM
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vincepru
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ahahahahaha
Dec 20 2007 8:40PM
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ScrappyJoeYoung
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hhahaha im gonna go ask my mommmy
Dec 20 2007 8:51PM
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Skierguy1234
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sounds kinky.
Dec 20 2007 8:55PM
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RunDMc
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ahahaha i'm glad i was born by cesarian
Dec 20 2007 9:37PM
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lushlaxstr
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hah ewwww
Dec 20 2007 9:38PM
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solitaryman
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mmmm mmm good
Dec 20 2007 9:47PM
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Smidt
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holy shit are you in my bio class? i just learnt this 2 days ago in that class when i was high i was really amazed and it was gross
Dec 20 2007 9:48PM
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theres_ghosts
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pretty much every thing about child birth it disgusting if you think about it
Dec 20 2007 9:49PM
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spudz
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congratulations, your mom had to be gutted to have you. be proud, ass.
Dec 20 2007 9:50PM
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emopoppins
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hence the invention of the Cesarean section. boo yah!
Dec 20 2007 9:53PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Have you seen a c-section? its not exactly pretty.
Dec 21 2007 2:54PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
word 
Dec 21 2007 2:56PM
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brenker
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this thread is sooo gross
Dec 21 2007 3:28PM
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Pippin
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yes, thank goodness
Dec 21 2007 4:46PM
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skiEER
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where did u get this stat from
Dec 21 2007 10:03PM
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