How about girls..A perfect guy?

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Insane

Yep, they're just stuck being hairy fiends who never get women.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 18 2003 4:43AM

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lol, poor bastards...

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Sep 18 2003 4:44AM

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The really sad part is that a guy's love life can be ruined just because he has a little more hair on his body than the average bear.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 18 2003 4:48AM

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Tiffy

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Bull shit. You make all of us sound like we're shallow bitches. Sure we like a guy that looks good but we don't use the same rules for guys that we do for shoes! Shoes you can live with them as long as they look hot, if they hurt we live with it. Guys you can't deal with a hot guy who is just miserable, if a hairy guy meets up to all of our other standards he has a good chance! Not all hairy men end up single! Look at Sarah's dad...
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Sep 18 2003 5:13AM

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okay, rad skier first and foremost. taller than me, athletic but not 'built', shaggy hair, nice, hot, well-dressed, and doesn't wear cargo pants. I hate cargo pants so much.
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Sep 18 2003 5:16AM

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Hahahaha Tiffy. Anyway, there was this kid in my PE class sophomore year who was really short and really really hairy (I guess puberty hit him hard in some places and just grazed the surface in others). The other guys in our class called him Chubacca (or however you spell that damn animal thing's name).

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Sep 18 2003 5:22AM

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okay the perfect guy:

- rips at skiing, and appreciates the fact that i do as well
- longish hair turns me on
- lives in the reno/tahoe area
- likes other sports
- educated
- 17-22

wow i feel like i just filled out a personal add.. but yea ofcourse the guy has to be nice and laid back too.. but also has a crazy side like me

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Sep 18 2003 6:34AM

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Sep 18 2003 12:26PM

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Tiffy

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I like an ass that when we are kissing is a nice squeeze. Yeah, hehe
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Sep 18 2003 2:22PM

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SiverCartel

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I'm the perfect guy ;)
...no seriously! lol
I just broke up with my girlfriend as of yesterday too, don't all jump at once now ladies haha. Obviously no guy who would say 'hey im the perfect guy' would be the perfect guy lol. But...im sure that I come close.

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Sep 18 2003 7:00PM

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Ghost

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my perfect man

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

Sep 18 2003 9:57PM

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hahaha. mmmmm fabio
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Sep 18 2003 9:59PM

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Sep 18 2003 10:24PM

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I want a girl to grab my ass, but its not going to happen inless i have a 50 in my back pocket.

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Sep 19 2003 12:25AM

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SiverCartel sounds a bit desparate.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 19 2003 1:15AM

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no, if their muscular, it's good.

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Sep 19 2003 1:26AM

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not like super grossly muscular cause then it's gross though.

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Sep 19 2003 1:26AM

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yeah...hardcore body buildres are really gross. You can see all of their veins and such yuck

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Sep 19 2003 2:37AM

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pecks are sexy...

wtf does this mean???
wm 22 6'4'',t,bh,be,seeking 21wf- sw,f2t2
my friend sent it to me and and she found it in the paper at her house(in reno)and she couldn't figure it out
we think it says white male 22 6'4'', tall, blond hair,blue eyes... but we didn't get the sw,f2t2.
help us please

Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 19 2003 2:41AM

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SkiSundownJibber

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Yo for real... this is the stupidest post ever...

Sep 19 2003 3:03AM

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^What you just posted maybe. CAn't handle a girl's opinion? I mean, there are SOOO many 'perfect girl' or 'hot girl' threads. Can't girls get their time to post what they want?

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Sep 19 2003 4:43AM

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Yah, and maybe you can get some ideas on what to do to yourself from this thread, skisundown... so shut up.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 19 2003 4:49AM

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damnit im still waiting for a reply on length or girth

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

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Sep 19 2003 4:54AM

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i don't give a hooie how big or small a guy's 'johnson' is because i am not going to get near it. and if a guy is nice and is great in every department but that one-- it makes no diff to me-i will like him just the same. i don't know how other dirls feel but that's my opinion.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 20 2003 12:10AM

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HAHA! i can't even spell girl right and i am one- how sad.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 20 2003 12:11AM

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''i don't give a hooie how big or small a guy's 'johnson' is because i am not going to get near it.''

does that mean you like chicks, or are you just a cock tease?

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Sep 20 2003 1:24AM

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she's just a cock tease.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 20 2003 1:28AM

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not a cock tease- just don't do that stuff

i didn't think about that -that fits well- thanks -(f2t2)
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 20 2003 2:09AM

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mistaskier are u a guy or girl?

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Sep 20 2003 2:13AM

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I'm a guy, man. Look at my signature.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

Sep 20 2003 2:18AM

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just what u said about hairyness and all

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.

Sep 20 2003 2:20AM

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your not a cock tease but you just dont do that stuff? are you a sexaphobic?

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.

Sep 20 2003 6:33AM

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no- i don't believe in sex before marriage and that other stuff will make the guy want more so if he really likes me- he can live without.
Just say F@$# it and huck it!
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Sep 20 2003 6:39AM

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^I actually do agree with what she's saying.

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Sep 20 2003 6:41AM

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tiffy forgot her red hat at this guys house last night if she is who i think she is, but i have no idea
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Sep 20 2003 3:33PM

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i came to this thread expecting to see erotic pictures of heaving cock.. BOOORING.

Sep 20 2003 9:54PM

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Tiffy

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Actually I don't own a red hat so I am not who you think I am. Last night I was shopping and at no point in time was I at any guys house.
I have changed my perfect guy: Blonde spikey hair, 2 inches taller than me, blue eyes, he's a dj, excessively hott, is south african, has a good tan, can dance well, and is named Miles. :)
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Sep 21 2003 8:04AM

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if you're hot you're hot. size does matter. it's fine if you smoke. must be funny, and definitely must ski damn well

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Sep 21 2003 8:45AM

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i respect you shorty_T but you don't know what you're missing.

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Sep 21 2003 8:51AM

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^^^^^^^^^ infdeed
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Sep 21 2003 10:34AM

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Sep 21 2003 10:36AM

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ive found lots of girls that like a hairy guy, wait, no..........no i havnt
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Sep 21 2003 8:24PM

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i dont think there is any basic religion that doesnt allow sex until married. Its been a while since i read the bible, but is pre-marital sex one of the 7 deadly sins? Its basicaly the way how you follow that religion that dictates whether u can have pre-marital sex. and example Roman Catholicism isnt only a religion, its an organized and structured religion. Does it not take the same spirituality to follow a religion, or does it take more to follow a structured religion?

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Sep 22 2003 2:04AM

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basically the way I see it, is that in the 10 commandments it forbids adultery (sp?) and I think you commiting it even if you aren't married cause I'm eventually going to get married and even though I did it before, I still would have had sex with another person...equalling pretty much the same thing. I'm not sure if that made any sense at all, but ya.

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