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Cow Tipping

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Tiffy
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There is a South African guy staying with my friend and he heard about cow tipping and wants to try it. I said I knew of a good field with lots of cows that is easy to get to and that I would take him. The problem is, I've never done it before. Someone told me to just make sure that you get outta the way cause when you push them over sometimes the legs will hit you.
Any pointers?
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Sep 13 2003 5:49PM
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theBOSS.
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uhh, just go and push them over. I have a big cow field across the street from me, my dad took me to do it all the time.
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Sep 13 2003 5:55PM
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Tiffy
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Is it hard to push them over?
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Sep 13 2003 6:00PM
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JFerg
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nah, its not really hard. if u have 2 decentlu strong people it is easy. just put ure shoulders into it. and make sure the ground isnt muddy or else u wont have a good grip.

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Sep 13 2003 6:01PM
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Tiffy
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Put my shoulder into to it??? Won't the cow wake up and start moving if I lean against it?
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Sep 13 2003 6:06PM
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dilla_says_go
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basically you need a running start, but i wouldnt reccommend that shit cuz it usually breaks the ribs of the cow and kills it, which is pretty illegal if im correct.

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Sep 13 2003 6:16PM
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Tiffy
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Snap, I don't wanna kill a cow!
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Sep 13 2003 6:27PM
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Lateralis
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isnt that what cow tipping is? killing the cow cuz they fall with such a great force it just crushes their insides,i thought that thats what the point of it is
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Sep 13 2003 6:56PM
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never_summer
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its illegal to tip cows...cows are private property



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Sep 13 2003 6:58PM
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sickkid13
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cow tipping is a myth


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Sep 13 2003 7:21PM
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JFerg
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running at a cow wouldnt work would it? i mean, if your not heavier than the cow it would be like running into a brick wall. and it doesnt kill the cow when u tip him over, the have enough fat to cusion the fall.

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Sep 13 2003 7:33PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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they said cow tipping doesnt kill cow on MTV. When you tip over do you die?

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Sep 13 2003 7:39PM
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kristen
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that was the most retarted comment EVER... (that last one) do you die if you tip over? Think about that dumb ass... of course we don't!

but they can die... my friend who;s a farmer says it can't be done... know why? cause cows don't sleep standing up.

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Sep 13 2003 7:46PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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cows dont die when they tip over. They just don't. It doesnt matter if theyre sleeping they can still tip over.

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Sep 13 2003 7:48PM
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fidottio
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^they can
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Sep 13 2003 8:17PM
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dilla_says_go
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either way cow tipping sounds like a waste of time

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Sep 13 2003 8:18PM
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MistaSkier
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no, they die cause they can't get back up.


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Sep 13 2003 9:15PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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I've never been cow tipping... There aren't really too many cows in Alaska, but drunk Native tipping downtown is always fun, and much easier. Bring a video camera, though.


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Sep 13 2003 9:21PM
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SPOOOK
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heheheh i never thought of that one sarah. We could do that here too...




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Sep 13 2003 9:24PM
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Astomp
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cow tipping is what we do to ditch people in the middle of a field. with a bunch of cows its funny. I dont think its real. just like snipe hunting. thats another good fake one. I heard that the hip in a cow can break if they fall wrong then they might die.
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Sep 13 2003 9:24PM
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SkeeOrDye
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cow tipping is gat. wheres the fun. really, its like punching a tree, oh look im a rebel now, i tipped a cow, making some poor farmer poorer, and making me feel nothing in return.
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Sep 13 2003 9:27PM
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icecreamsandwich
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cow tipping is for assholes. i mean what enjoyment could you get out of seeing the poor cow fall over? its pretty damn immature if you ask me. i mean have some respect for animals...just because people seem to think they are so much better than animals...doesnt mean its true.

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Sep 13 2003 10:55PM
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Mattman
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I ve tipped a cow before with 5 other friends it was so funny
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Sep 14 2003 12:14AM
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Mattman
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I ve tipped a cow before with 5 other friends it was so funny
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Sep 14 2003 12:14AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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That's why we tip drunk Natives, Stacey... They beg and lie to people, take their money, and then get wasted and pass out in Toys R Us. They deserve that shit


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Sep 14 2003 1:24AM
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shibby
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trhat's dumb i'll bet if you did to it the cow would die if it wasn't helped and killing cows aint kool. no cows know dairy products like icecream and milk. mmmmmm yummy

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Sep 14 2003 3:07AM
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RiverRipper
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Cows can lay down so they sure has hell can get up if you push them over.


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Sep 14 2003 3:50AM
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HandiBoard
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Ya they lay down when its about to rain

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Sep 15 2003 5:25AM
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feezy
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handi capper is dumb. Any more wives tales for us you genius?

Actually, I kinda believe that cuz whenever it is abou to rain I get a super bad headache. It is the change in pressure or something

And also, who was tipped a cow. I am afraid of cows. Im an idiot, but cows are too scary and big to mess with.


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Sep 15 2003 5:33AM
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icecreamsandwich
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hehe thank you sarah...you are right...tipping drunk natives does seem a little more appropriate...i mean at least they can defend themselves better than cows can.

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Sep 16 2003 4:24AM
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lineskier10
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yeah i hope the cow wakes up and knocks you and that new zealander over and then just tramples you, how would you like it if you were sleeping and a cow trampled you, i dont think that you would like it, so dont do it to cows, and they might not die from the impact, but they might break something or not be able to get up so the farmer will just kill the cow, instead of helping it and costing himself a lot of money, then the cow looses its life and the farmer loses money, your probably some rich bitch who doesnt depend on cows and how good the crops are yearly to feed your family, but that farmer does depend on that stuff so dont be reckless and try and have fun when you may be affecting someones life, think about the consequences to your actions asshole
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Sep 16 2003 5:32AM
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lineskier10
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my bad for calling him a new zealander and making all of those mistakes, but shit who cares, just dont do it
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Sep 16 2003 5:33AM
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mystic
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you can't tip cows
Sep 16 2003 5:44AM
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Astomp
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i dont think so too. imagine how hard it would be to sneak up on a heard of cows. and they are big. i just dont think so.
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i sure would like to rest ... but the energy gets the best of me. its been a wild ride i wouldnt change a minute i cant slow down inside guess thats why i live it
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Sep 16 2003 5:55AM
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mystic
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seriously you can't. the other kid up there was correct...its a myth. morons
Sep 16 2003 5:57AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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I want ice cream. Don't you DARE tip over the cows from the 'got chocolate milk?' commercials, or I'll seriously shoot you


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