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hurrisun
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if you have a dog next time u give it a treat jsut start talking like dont give it things to do for example my dog i usually make him "dance" for a treat so i say eddie dance and he jumps around spinnin on his back legs. but today i was holding a cookie and as i was holding it i gave the notion i would give him some so he stares at me sitting there and i start talking to my sister who is up stairs while still looking at him and he responded but disnt no waty to do so i jsu started like talking to my dog like i would talk to a person but i talked slow so he was just hearing like blah blah blah and was getting all confused and shit so i was eventually jsut yelling crazy talk at my dog and he was getting so confused he jsut wanted his treat
Dec 7 2007 4:06PM
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vtpublicenemy3
Posts: 952 - Karma: 10
my friend used to yell "GOOD BOY" and shit like that in an angry tone to his dog.  tail went right between the legs. and then he'd be like "your such a dumbass" in like a nurturing voice and it would get all happy
Dec 7 2007 4:33PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
...cough cough...


i like to kick out my dogs back legs while she runs. she has gotten smart and doesnt fall anymore

ps your story made no sense
Dec 7 2007 4:34PM
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GatoGordo
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Does he win the worst grammar of the day award?
Dec 7 2007 4:34PM
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uni-corn
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Is there any even one period in there?
Dec 7 2007 4:47PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
Posts: 2357 - Karma: 60

the only word i understood in that whole jumbled up mess of a sentance was the word dog.

Dec 7 2007 4:51PM
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hurrisun
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theres one in there
Dec 7 2007 4:51PM
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Bigwoods
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Wow. That was so pointless and un-readable, plus I think I have more punctuations in this little sentence then that whole paragraph.

Dec 7 2007 4:52PM
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hurrisun
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Sick!

well im not gunna lie i was pretty stoned wen i wrote that and wen i was giving my dog the cookie i was doing wat ever and it was the funniest thing in the world at the time and when somethign like that happens to me and im at home the first thing i think is i should share thos with newschoolers so i ran to my computer the story slowly deteriating in my head so i tried to type it as fast as i could i am sorry if you felt the thread wasted your time and punctuation is for squares
Dec 7 2007 4:58PM
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b-kul
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you cant really trick a cat cause they dont care what you do. you cant trip them and if you yell at my cat he just lays down and goes to sleep.
Dec 7 2007 6:30PM
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[~_~]
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dog + polished wood floor + tennis ball + staircase = ____________________
Dec 7 2007 7:37PM
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wev-skis
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
hahahah thats so mean.  but still really funny
Dec 7 2007 7:44PM
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doublexl
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how is that even a cool trick?
Dec 7 2007 9:26PM
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