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Anyone been on Wikipedia lately?

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Gnarshred
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Check this out:

from the "article" on Newschool skiing:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newschool_skiing

Jibs

Rails, walls, and boxes that can be ground. Step-up Jumps A jump in which the landing is lower than the launch ramp. Step-down Jumps A jump in which the landing is higher than the airtime. Table-top Jumps A jump that looks somewhat like a triangle or trapezoid in which you take off of a flat part, clear a lip in the air, and then land on a helicopter. Urban Rail A jump that has a large gap in between the take off and rail. One of the most famous urban rails in newschool skiing is the El Toro in Utah. Hip Jump A jump in which the airtime is on the side of the take off. Spine A jump, similar to a Hip Jump, in which the 7 is on either side of the horse bump.
Dec 6 2007 8:57PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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Dec 6 2007 8:59PM
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alaskakid
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ick
Dec 6 2007 9:00PM
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Bodeau.
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SOmeone Fix this ASAP
Dec 6 2007 9:25PM
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wh@t
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bea me tooo this!!! fuckk
Dec 6 2007 11:02PM
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Meh42
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"Much of this culture and style was assimilated from snakeboarding[citation needed]."
Dec 7 2007 12:08AM
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invaderskier36
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get me every time
Dec 7 2007 12:18AM
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Rapt0r
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That's pretty bad... however I'm too lazy to try and fix it
Dec 7 2007 12:19AM
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joly.sp
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None of that is right but its funny to know what the general public thinks newschool skiing is.
Dec 7 2007 12:23AM
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Gnarshred
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Yeah, Im kinda too lazy to fix it too... I think the things about the jumps are just jokes, moderately funny ones at that.  Its good to see we don't take ourselve so damn seriously anymore...
Dec 7 2007 12:25AM
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jca
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haha i think this is awesome
just like on the wikipedia for tanner its like "pionneer of nopoles skiing"
Dec 7 2007 12:39AM
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Elijah.
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Terminology
Jibs
Boxes, Rails, Penises, and anything else stiff enough to support fat twins.
Step-up Jumps
A jump in which the landing is lower than the rocket launch.
Step-down Jumps
A jump in which the landing is worse than the airtime.
Table-top Jumps
A jump that looks somewhat like a triangle or vagina in which you take off of a flat part, clear a lip in the air, and then land on a helicopter.
Urban Rail
A jump that has a large gap in between the take off and rail. One of the most famous urban rails in newschool skiing is the El Toro in Utah.
Hip Jump
A jump in which the airtime is on the bizzle of the take off.
Snoop Dogg
A feature painted black with and inside of white.

I had fun with that one.
Dec 7 2007 12:47AM
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