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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
So i want a sausage. So what. go ahead, make the joke. do it. it'll be hilarious. You know you're the only one who can make the connection. do it. MAKE THE FUCKING JOKE. what, you all high on coke? or maybe it's all that fuckin weed smoke. Ya broke bloke? ya best quit the toke, before ya know, you're buyin 24's of coke -a- cola, fuck it, I know your mom's Laura, I called her a fuckin whora, then she kicked my ass right out tha muthfuckin doora.

check out my aura.


or you into the fauna and the flora


keep smilin, Ill be seein ya in the sauna

keep my gun-phone dialin

from your frontal cerrebellum straight through to your occipital.

y'know what? that's it, my mom says get the fuck outta my citadel.


oh yeah, where's my fuckin sausage?



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

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My going rate is 25$


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Sep 11 2003 8:09PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I dont get it wheres the punchline?


The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
Sep 11 2003 8:16PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
And i thought that Leubek was the only skier who loves the sausage..

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
NS royal gangstar
Sep 11 2003 8:25PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
he's back. there's gotta be a good story that goes behind this whole sausage thing. right?

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
Sep 11 2003 8:36PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yes, and it goes like this.....

crack
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Sep 11 2003 10:50PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
actually, no.

no punchline, no spleen busting joke.

No story really either...although I have so many im saving up for my book, which I will put up here for the hardcores to read sometime.

But really...I want a sausage.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 11 2003 11:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
im excited


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
What time is it... saturday?
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
Sep 12 2003 12:04AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
i had a sausage last night at 2 am outside tequillas where they have 50 cent shots of tequilla...damnn im gonna be an alcoholic quick.....i musta downed 15 and then the 50 cent drafts.....god i was loaded, i climbed a tree and jumped out of it on to a lamp post and slid down it....and then i was covered in blood.....?...never found the source of it.....maybe it was some chick grinding my leg on her rag. ....ohhh shit....snonasty!
had a real heart to heart with the cabbie bout this stupid materialistic world we live in, a constant race to consume to find satisfaction. No matter how much stuff you buy, it will leave you empty in the end.


then I threw up.





The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 12 2003 6:45PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
i like the sausages outside fenway park...yummy. no peppers though

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
Sep 12 2003 6:48PM
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jtmaster
Posts: 195 - Karma: 10
sausages are cool
Sep 12 2003 9:00PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
climbed a tree eh? reminds me of a song...

you took a trip
and climbed a tree
at Robert Sledge's party
and there you stayed
'til morning came
you were not the same after that

you gave your life
to Jesus Christ
and after all your friends went home
you came down,
you looked around
and you were not the same after that

you were not the same after that
you were not the same after that

you've seen them drop like flies
from the bright sunny skies
they come knocking at your door
with this look in their eyes
you've got one good trick
and you're hanging on,
you're hanging on to...

you took the word
and made it heard
and eased the people's pain and for that
you were idolized, immortalized
you were not the same after that

walking tall, you'd bought it all
you were not the same after that
'til someone died on the water slide
and you were not the same after that

you've seen them drop like flies
from the bright sunny skies
they come knocking at your door
with this look in their eyes
you've got one good trick
and you're hanging on,
you're hanging on to...

you see them drop like flies
from the bright sunny skies
(dropping from the bright sunny skies)
they come knocking at your door
(yep)
with this look in their eyes
(knocking with this look in their eyes)
you've got one good trick
(yep)
and you're hanging on,
you're hanging on...

(you see them drop like flies)
you're hanging on,
you're hanging on,
you're hanging on...



Happyness only in death. It's over.
Sep 12 2003 11:03PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
I smoked weed in a tree in a graveyard once in broad daylight. No one could see us, because of the leaves but we could see them. I'm not kidding, it was hilarious.

'had a real heart to heart with the cabbie bout this stupid materialistic world we live in, a constant race to consume to find satisfaction. No matter how much stuff you buy, it will leave you empty in the end.'

That reminds ME of a song...

Stinkfist
Something has to change. Undeniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me and I wouldn't have it any other way.
It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it. I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.
Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our way. Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within youtill you will not have me any other way.
It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it. I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.
Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became of subtlety? How can it mean anything to me if I really don't feel anything at all? I'll keep digging till I feel something. Elbow deep inside the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Shoulder deep within the borderline. Relax, turn around and take my hand.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------'I am now a moderator... and all I had to do was suck harveys cock' -Ductapeboy
Sep 12 2003 11:39PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
good songs

i got one..but i gotta go to rock climbing class...hahahahahah i love school.



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 16 2003 8:13PM
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