I fucking go outside last night to go pick a pizza, minding my own business and I notice my explorer is rocking a fat gangster lean. Upon closer inspection, my left front tire is sitting straight up on its rim. The tire was completely flat. I just bought new tires a week ago, so I was furious to notice that one of them was flat. Thinking I just hit a nail or something I pull out a can of fix a flat and my air compressor. I hooked up the fix a flat and heard a hissing noise when I tried to pump it. Then I notice on the sidewall an inch long perfectly straight gash in my tire. Fuckin A man, who seriously gets a kick out of slashing tires. Later that night after some urban skiing, cuz it snowed about 4 or 5 inches here I come back and notice a car about 4 down from me that was also leaning super tough. I go over and find out he had been slashed too. Then some guy walking by said the cops had been through at like 8 AM and he said someone slashed like 15 or 20 peoples tires in my apartment complex. Such bullshit, who would ever do something like that. Such a waste of a tire to have it slashed after driving less than 300 miles with it. Now I am stuck in the snow with my spare that im going to put on soon, and tires that need to be special ordered. Man, I am so pissed, that really fucked up my week.
Anyway, if you ever see someone strolling around slashing tires, I suggest you give them a little piece of your mind.
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