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funniest member on ns?

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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
As I waste away my life on ns, I notice that there are alot of funny people out there.

Who deserves the funniest ns member award?

Cj, mommy, 221, wiener, alpentalik, eastcoast are all funny as hell.
So here's to you.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Sep 11 2003 4:49AM
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lalalalaura
Posts: 6753 - Karma: 68
there's a kabillion funny as hell kids on here...hard to pick one
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Sep 11 2003 4:51AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
lateralis, cj, alpentalik, mommy
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Sep 11 2003 4:52AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
papa has his moments as well
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 11 2003 4:53AM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
latrelis without a doubt
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Sep 11 2003 4:57AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
There are too many to name them all...

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
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Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Sep 11 2003 4:58AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Pictures/LoadPicture.php4?pic_id=8195&cat_id=60&start_num=200&sortmethod=

exhibit A on why lateralis is the funniest, but the damn pic got overwritten so just imagine a phillepeano(sp) girl with a hairy upper lip
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'why would those comercials make u want to have a period'

'so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partyin'

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Sep 11 2003 5:04AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i wish we could of seen the real pic....still funny
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 11 2003 5:06AM
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SohCahToa
Posts: 1221 - Karma: 11
dirty. alpentalik isnt funny anymore. it was cool when he was though. lordpiot rules too

Sep 11 2003 5:26AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i like all the unknown members with the odd hilarious post.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 11 2003 5:47AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
I liked SU-Pilot

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
Sep 11 2003 5:49AM
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mr.beer
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
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Sep 11 2003 5:55AM
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mr.beer
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10
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Sep 11 2003 5:56AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^wont last longer than 1 week under the name Mr.Beer.

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fuck shit ass cunt

'ah memories...i remember whacking off to that show a few years back...right after howard stern' - alpentalik
Sep 11 2003 5:56AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
very true, I agree. Concurance is inevitable.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Sep 11 2003 5:59AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i remember that picture...and that was mean of stef to say...but still funny. I'd have to go with Lateralis or mommy. Chris (CJ), you're funny too, but Lateralis and mommy win the cheese.
I'm sure there are others that I just can't think about.

-Sara

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Sep 11 2003 6:00AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
chris,mommy,alex,sam too


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Sep 11 2003 6:55AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
supiolt, and mommy. but who's the biggest asshole? thats the question....


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Sep 11 2003 7:31AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i vote phrosty as the biggest asshole,and he does have a big asshole too


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Sep 11 2003 7:37AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
ya, there are your classic people who when you think about ns you think about them, or you see them in all the good threads




Seize the carp
Sep 11 2003 8:57AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
alpentalik used to be the funniest person IN THE WORLD.

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Sep 11 2003 12:37PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
holy what im loved? gee.. this makes me want to stop being mean to people... well, that may be a good long term goal, but for now, ill just stop being an asshole to the imaginary people who live in my dick.
Sep 11 2003 1:54PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
anyways:

cj, k2skeepimp/noteefa, phrosty, alpentalik, stepdad9000, scotch... and a bunch more?
Sep 11 2003 2:53PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
and lateralis.
Sep 11 2003 2:55PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
and then i forgot to add weiner.
Sep 11 2003 2:56PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
mommy, where did papa go? oh

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Sep 11 2003 3:04PM
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kuoppis
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 30
i am the funniest dumbass on this site!

no. mommy, cj, alpentalik or noteefa?
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Play it hard.
Sep 11 2003 3:21PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
cj, chris, stef, mommy, wiener

SLTskier: there are so many girls in freeskiing now have you noticed that
stowek2: yep..theres a few skilled ones...a good number who love it and want to progress, then a bunch of morons that are trying to impress the boys by wearing as little clothing as possible and as much make-up as possible on the hill
SLTskier: yeah however im one that trys to progress and impress the boys :-)

^That Girl Is Awesome

SRMC
Sep 11 2003 3:37PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
666,scotch,asscock

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Sep 11 2003 4:38PM
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,373
why do these posts always come down to who has the biggest bonefied erection???


I'll cum harder than R.Kelly at chucky cheeze.

I'll take out your 'left eye' like TLC.
Sep 11 2003 5:39PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
well well, bin a long time for me, I was trying to work NS out of my system, my carpotunnel was getting to the point where palmela handerson would only visit me twice a week......So I had to drop the computer thing for more...pressing..issues.

as for the funniest...I forget, but my ass lets out a good one now and then...seems to crack a lot of people up.

eat my boner...cause it's the biggest.
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Sep 11 2003 7:52PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,845
anyone who read Alpentaliks shit story KNOWS he is the funniest guy on NS. Jay (Rebel) has his moments too.
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Sep 11 2003 8:16PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
lateralis is the fuckin man

Jigga say wha??
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Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
Sep 11 2003 8:54PM
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FreeSkier8547
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
DEREK
Derek is the official DRUNK!!!!!!
Sep 11 2003 9:01PM
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Mills
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 12
Scotch make me laugh everytime he posted



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Sep 11 2003 9:05PM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
hhaha you guys are so wrong, harvey is the funniest man ever... well not the harvey you meet on ns.com, THE harvey you talk with in an hot tub is definatekly one funny bastard. ductpe boy is one damn funny guy when he's drunk


-I get head-
Sep 11 2003 9:38PM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
lateralis, you will be still be funy, but not nearly to the extent you were without the old icon
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i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass.

if people dont like what ive created, fuck em, because somebody else does-TANNER

can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it
Sep 11 2003 10:09PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Lateralis defintely! He's so funny!
Sep 11 2003 10:11PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
he so funny!

love you loooong time! too dolla!



The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!


Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
Sep 11 2003 11:13PM
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jibtastic
Posts: 4391 - Karma: 67
cj, mommy, lateralis, 666, alpentalik...
funny shnop.
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Sep 12 2003 12:05AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
wiener.


Teddy
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Sep 12 2003 12:19AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
some people think im funny, i guess insult comedy isnt dead yet, though ive been nice latley. nice = not funny at all, hmmmm
Sep 12 2003 12:36AM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
im the funniest bitch in the .. simcoe grey area. eat my taint bitches.
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Sep 12 2003 12:41AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
everyone is forgetting 221, the story about the spray paint can in the fire, that was maybe the longest time ive ever laughed strait

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Sep 12 2003 2:05AM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
cj,mommy, veteran, Lat. etc


MEMBER 2912

MEMBER 2912

Sep 12 2003 2:12AM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
mommy, wiener, k2skeepimp, SUpilot, and alpentalik



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Sep 12 2003 2:18AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
SUpilot is no longer though

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Sep 12 2003 2:24AM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
whats the spraypaint in the fire story 221?



i think i think i like it like thata
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Sep 12 2003 2:30AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
aplentaliks posts make me giggle.





I got nothin.
Sep 12 2003 2:39AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
alp's constipation thread is the funniest thing i have ever seen, read, heard, or shit in my entire life.......

but i haven't heard this spraypaint story from 221.... do tell?
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Sep 12 2003 2:46AM
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waterville_NH
Posts: 3411 - Karma: 23
ask 221 about it, i cant tell it like him


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Sep 12 2003 2:50AM
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