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waterville_NH
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you go in for a physical and he makes you drop you pants, turn and cough...its just uncool

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Sep 11 2003 2:28AM
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Norred
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Not if your doctors' a hot chick!


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Sep 11 2003 2:29AM
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PurpleSkier
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i went and got mine, and it was a hot nurse. then she said i was over developed, and said i should see my doctor cuz i might develop back problems from the weight.
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Sep 11 2003 2:32AM
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waterville_NH
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^liar

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Sep 11 2003 2:36AM
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no true, i was the nurse.
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Sep 11 2003 2:37AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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You gotta be a pretty sick dude to touch little boys pee pees.

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Sep 11 2003 2:38AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Too bad it's near impossible to get a 'hot doctor' to do that... doctors have to go to school for AT LEAST eight years, and even up to ten or twelve, depending. At least you guys don't have to get pap smears...

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Sep 11 2003 4:39AM
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nkmo.
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Last time I went to the doctor I asked why you had to turn your head when you coughed. He said the only reason was so you dont cough on them.


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Sep 11 2003 4:43AM
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PurpleSkier
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sarah, older women can be hot

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Sep 11 2003 4:47AM
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Ds91260
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i know a kid that popped one on a hot doc once
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Sep 11 2003 4:53AM
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LastNightISavedAnAngel
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they make you do htat cause if your balls dont lift when you cough, you got some problems that need to be fixed. now you dont want your nuts to not work now do you?

although it does suck that thats the only way to check it, dont like men touching my special places

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Sep 11 2003 6:49AM
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i wanna kill the doctor that botched my circumcision

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Sep 11 2003 10:27PM
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John_Hoeplinger
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a bunch of my friends made a bet for $50 to tuck in their package between their legs when you showed the doc your package (ya know . . . the man-gina) haaaa one of them did it, he proved it by putting a tape recorder in his pocket. lol the doctor goes hmmm i dont think ive ever seen that before and kinda laughed my friend then went oo my bad then once we heard him start to cough we turned it off. He got paid. I dont think ive ever laughed so hard
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Sep 11 2003 10:38PM
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Norred
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thats funny shit!


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Sep 11 2003 11:22PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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my doctor doesnt make me cough.

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Sep 12 2003 1:44AM
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Freeskifro
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i hade some surgery in the groin area and all the nurses were so hot. When I woke up from the anesthetic my pants were down and all these hot nurse were standing around me and i just go 'Hey ladies!'


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Sep 12 2003 3:49AM
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Skibum420
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i got a rectical exam but it was the wierdest thing both of his hands were on my shoulders the whole time


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Sep 12 2003 3:52AM
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Mad_Trix540
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im a doctor.
Sep 12 2003 4:56AM
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Anson
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fuck... when do you get these testicle exams? i am not looking forward to revealing to the world my abormally large genetalia

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Sep 12 2003 4:59AM
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CTC
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paging Dr.Wang, Dr.Wang to ER STAT.




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Sep 12 2003 5:26AM
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Skibum420
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butt pirate^


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Sep 12 2003 6:18AM
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