Help me unplug my ear!!!!!!!

hold your nose and exhale out of it with force

not too much force

he said it didn't work...

yawning

you don't even have to yawn, you can just sort of start to.  I'm doing it right now and i can feel the little click in my ears

stick firecrackers in your ears and light em

or maybe try taking a bath or hotub or something and submerge them

first, let me start by saying fuck you andrew for living in colorado and being able to ski already

hydrogen peroxide should do it. pour it in, and wait like 30 seconds, then pour out.

you could try this sick thing go to a pharmasist and buy them and you stick them in your ear and it like vacuums up the clog or something it feels so good i use them all the time there called s34rchb4rs n3wb

ive skied twice at a mountain and i live in ny.

shut the fuck up. every post i've ever seen you make on this site has been worthless. stop embarrassing yourself.

The candles are not legit, the wax you see is created from the candle itself and not your ear.

Do not plug nose and blow with force, this can rupture your eardrum.

Do not stick a  Q-tip past  your outer ring of your ear, i.e. not into your ear hole.

Go to the pharmacy and/or natural whole foods type place and purchase an ear wax removal kit, ask someone there what the most popular one is, at this point do not get talked into the candles, like I said they are a farce.  Purchase said kit, it should consist of a gel type substance you will put in your ear, let it sit then rinse with a turkey baster type applicator either with H2O or liquid that comes with the kit.

Be careful with your ears, they are fragile.

ive made lots of legit posts maybe your just looking in NSG, i remember seeing a really good thread on this where tons of people offered good solutions i was just having some fun with telling him to use the searchbar.