This is a song deticated to our U.S. president, George W. Bush, everyone sing along!
Sing this to the tune of 'Happy and you Know It':
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq!
If the market is a drama, bomb Iraq!
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is lookin’ shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq!
If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq!
So to hell with the inspections,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq!
To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq!
They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
And that’s all the proof we need,
If they’re not there, they must be,
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq!
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq!
If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
And he tried to kill your dad,
If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq!
And your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq!
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s gettin’ queasy,
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq!
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq!
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
Let’s make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Shorty -skier 4 life-
2 things I hate about everyone!!!
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' Damn right!What good is a cake if you can't eat it?