"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
"So me and Lop Sang were repelling down Mt. Vesuvius and suddenly I fell. As I was falling I thought to myself "Hansel, havent you been smoking peyote for 6 days?" Turns out I was right. I have never even been to Mt. Vesuvius."
"Cool Story Hansel"
Congrats, you earn the black wheelchair award, for being an emo bitch. -[e]heath