Hilarious post, seriously keep that stuff up. I mean going to dictionary.com really sent the message home....
I saw a few people in here saying they have a new respect for Barak Obama based soley off this speach and people saying they would like him to be president.
I don't think we should care how our president speaks. I could personally care less if he was in a wheel chair and spoke like Stephen Hawking or even talked like he wanted a man stroking him at that instant. As long as he makes good decisions and makes America the roll-model country we used to be then he he is doing his job.
Saying that other country's respect us more because we have a president who speaks well is not true. If we lead by example and do things right, they will respect us. If we initiate a non interventionist foreign policy, if we limit our government and stop spying on our own people, if we get rid of secret prisons and torture, then country's will respect us. These are issues that matter. These are issues other country's can love or hate us for.
Obama spoke in front of a group who loves him, and he paused every ten seconds so they could cheer and he could remember what he had rehearsed a thousand times.
Good public speaking has it's place but should not be high on our list. Thats what the old ladies and stay at home moms can watch for. The only thing more annoying then people who actually think you should respect Obama more because of his speaking skills are sarcastic fucks like yourself.