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What super hero would get the most ass?

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timmi
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ill leave it up to you.

Nov 11 2007 9:04PM
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comeatmebro
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wonder woman.

a woman can get as many men as she wants, you never specified gender. so yeah, wonder woman.
Nov 11 2007 9:07PM
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beer.
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superman, obviously.  if everything about him is superior to a normal man, then every woman on earth would want to try him out for a roll in the hay.

on a side note, imagine if you had tackled the VT shooter and beaten him down while he was on his spree?  imagine how much ass you would get around campus.  in addition to just being the man, basically.
Nov 11 2007 9:07PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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captain planet!!!

haha  no but seriously id say superman

Nov 11 2007 9:07PM
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leckett1
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The Punisher
Nov 11 2007 9:08PM
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Calb3rt
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Brock Sampson
Nov 11 2007 9:09PM
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timmi
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thats what i was thinkin.
Nov 11 2007 9:10PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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batman. Bruce Wayne is rich and good looking so he gets all kind of ladies. Spiderman and Superman are both nerds in their every day lives so they don't get all that action.
Nov 11 2007 9:11PM
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invader98
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chuck norris
Nov 11 2007 9:12PM
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comeatmebro
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great minds think alike.
Nov 11 2007 9:12PM
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Piste.Off
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the flash, he has sex so fast then he goes to another girl at lightining speeed.  flash end of thread
Nov 11 2007 9:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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that is correct.
Nov 11 2007 9:18PM
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Age
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Orgasmo and Choder Boy. Easily.
Nov 11 2007 9:19PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Captain Underpants.
Nov 11 2007 9:27PM
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Alexander_Keith
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And I thought I was the only one with the tackling school shooter fantasy...
Nov 11 2007 9:27PM
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Age
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As they said in Mallrats, no woman would be able to handle Superman...he would shoot a load like a buckshot, it'd tear a womans box apart. The only woman who could handle Superman would be Wonder Woman.
Nov 11 2007 9:31PM
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kyle_w
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the flash. i mean, he could just walk up, put it in a bitch, get done and she would never even know because he was that fast about it.
Nov 11 2007 9:35PM
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Arabian.
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Choda boy
Nov 11 2007 9:39PM
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staffpro
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reed richards from fanatastic four because he could extend..... errr lol
Nov 11 2007 9:39PM
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timmi
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haha now that you bring up fantastic 4...whoever jessica alba was in that movie...

Nov 11 2007 9:40PM
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Shpadoinkle
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i'm a fish in my spare time, i love the water so much so i would havta say aquaman.
Nov 11 2007 9:42PM
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Nicholas.
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id have to say santa, think about it...he can get into any house he wants...and no one ever wakes up. feel me?


note: if you dont think santa is a superhero then FUCK YOU!
Nov 11 2007 9:50PM
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Lateralis
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captain planet
Nov 11 2007 9:57PM
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babujib
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quailman
Nov 11 2007 9:58PM
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QuazBotch
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Toilet Seat Man!
Nov 11 2007 10:02PM
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fuzz.
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i agree
Nov 11 2007 10:21PM
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BeerGoggles
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ironman=dildo (does he cum oil?)

Or the joker...because all women want is man that can make them laugh
Nov 11 2007 10:27PM
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calebski.
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the evil black spiderman
Nov 11 2007 10:29PM
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timmi
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this is the picture that sparked my interest in the subject. i am actually handing this in to my teacher as a part of a project
Nov 11 2007 10:31PM
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MFinSLC
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quailman
Nov 11 2007 11:24PM
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grams.
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hahahahaha nothing can top that




Nov 11 2007 11:33PM
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proZach
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i just laughed at that. hahaha.
Nov 12 2007 12:05AM
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danbrown
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lexington steele
Nov 12 2007 12:07AM
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calebski.
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haha
Nov 12 2007 12:21AM
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FUUUCK
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the thing
Nov 12 2007 12:24AM
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jason...
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1. wonderwoman, cause any guy would tap that

2. Superman, cause almost any girl would tap that

3. Captain Underpants, hes just straight up ballin'
Nov 12 2007 12:33AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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A shapeshifter, like mystique. For obvious reasons.

Nov 12 2007 12:40AM
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rudager
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the thing
Nov 12 2007 12:57AM
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-Kieran-
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prolly the invisible man cause he could go lift up girls skirts and grab there tits so i guess he would get the most ass without the girl agreeing
Nov 12 2007 1:06AM
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calebski.
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^agreed lol
Nov 12 2007 1:08AM
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BillyMFBadass
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hahahahahahahaha definately Chuck motha fuckin Norris!!!!
Nov 12 2007 1:24AM
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Elijah.
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Eric Pollard, because his steeze literally blows womens clothes off.
Nov 12 2007 3:23AM
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derbski
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the irresistable mullet
Nov 12 2007 3:24AM
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Jhorski
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yes!!! this is so very true
Nov 12 2007 4:42AM
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Drewykins
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the beast cuz well he is a beast.
Nov 12 2007 5:03AM
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skithesprings
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the elastic man from fantastic four
yeah you know why
Nov 12 2007 8:07AM
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leckett1
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Venom's teeth are quite the turnoff I'm sure
Nov 12 2007 9:20AM
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Dan.
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you are so right. any body guard with a jew fro mullet can score with anybody
Nov 12 2007 10:58AM
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californiagrown
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you guys are all wrong, the Green Lantern was the best ladies man ever.  His super power was actually being able to scmooze the ladies no joke.  Best evah
Nov 12 2007 4:17PM
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A[yellow]Nation
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good call
Nov 12 2007 4:20PM
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east_toast
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Wolverine who looks the most manly of all superheros
Nov 12 2007 4:41PM
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