the flash, he has sex so fast then he goes to another girl at lightining speeed. flash end of thread
You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours!-JEA
And I thought I was the only one with the tackling school shooter fantasy...
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."
As they said in Mallrats, no woman would be able to handle Superman...he would shoot a load like a buckshot, it'd tear a womans box apart. The only woman who could handle Superman would be Wonder Woman.
i'm a fish in my spare time, i love the water so much so i would havta say aquaman.
"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo' chirren, yo' Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office fo yo FREE shit!"
"So me and Lop Sang were repelling down Mt. Vesuvius and suddenly I fell. As I was falling I thought to myself "Hansel, havent you been smoking peyote for 6 days?" Turns out I was right. I have never even been to Mt. Vesuvius."
"Cool Story Hansel"
Congrats, you earn the black wheelchair award, for being an emo bitch. -[e]heath