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I am a goose

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jKutcher
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elaborate
Nov 11 2007 4:04PM
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Greenish
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i am also a male goose
Nov 11 2007 4:12PM
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tjski
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well seeing that in today's sport of easter egg hunting i see that the progression is just amazing..i mean rabbits dont lay eggs, why would they hide them?
Nov 11 2007 4:29PM
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doublexl
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i am not a goose but a beautiful swan.
Nov 11 2007 4:51PM
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Greenish
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fuck i wish i would have thought of that
Nov 11 2007 4:53PM
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quebecfreestyler
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I'm a parrot
Nov 11 2007 4:56PM
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jKutcher
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well seeing as how im a duck its clear i didnt make this thread
Nov 11 2007 5:02PM
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GatoGordo
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You got chosen in duck duck goose?
Nov 11 2007 5:07PM
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R.Fahey
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Duck, Duck, duck, duck duck duck ______
Nov 11 2007 5:11PM
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b-kul
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i am a sparrow.
Nov 11 2007 5:27PM
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GetPitted
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GOOSE
Nov 11 2007 7:31PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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i know a kid that can make goose noises......
Nov 11 2007 7:40PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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im a mallard!!!



uh oh...here comes a flock of wah wahs!

wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah, wah wah, wah wah wah
Nov 11 2007 8:54PM
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Edward.
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i like chickens. im a chickenerologist and i mate with them

Nov 11 2007 8:59PM
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breckfreeskier
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If you have more then on goose, and it is geese, then if you have more then one gaper, is it also geese?

Nov 11 2007 9:06PM
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Krush
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i know people that hunt geese with 8 guage shotguns. now those fuckers'll do some damage
Nov 11 2007 9:09PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Geebs.
Nov 11 2007 9:11PM
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Edward.
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hahaha im going to start saying that from now
Nov 11 2007 9:12PM
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[]Soul_Steeze[]
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if the plural of goose is geese, how come the plural of moose isn't meese?

think about that one while you try to fall asleep tonight!!!
Nov 11 2007 9:51PM
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Hairmetaler
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because they dont lay them so finding them is rare and they want to keep them to themselves
Nov 11 2007 10:13PM
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freshlyDIPPED
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im a better goose
Nov 11 2007 11:13PM
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grams.
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meow.
Nov 11 2007 11:20PM
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scientist
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You are stuck in a garbage truck. You were simply curious about the left over food left in the trash, and while scrounging for that impossible dream, you were nabbed and thrown into a truck. you will never see your family again, and a child will cry itself to sleep tonight.
Nov 11 2007 11:39PM
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EL_FINRE
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im a gay fluffy panda that likes almonds
Nov 11 2007 11:43PM
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TheMoostafian
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im an aardvark

grr?
Nov 11 2007 11:45PM
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Hairspray
Posts: 298 - Karma: 14

im a duck that drinks alot of ginseng

Nov 11 2007 11:46PM
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faux_real
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I've got a mess of bitches giving up the cloaca.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloaca
Nov 12 2007 12:40AM
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BULLSEMEN
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i always thought of you as a oven
Nov 12 2007 12:49AM
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jKutcher
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to tell the truth i am a clown
Nov 12 2007 12:50AM
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BULLSEMEN
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oh jeez. i guess i was a little bit off
Nov 12 2007 12:51AM
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GUZ
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i am a fire breathing dragon
Nov 12 2007 12:56AM
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GetPitted
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I'm an armadillo
Nov 12 2007 2:36PM
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Wrkn4ThaWeekend
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im a duck
Nov 12 2007 2:51PM
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jhackbeez
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your a very well duck
Nov 12 2007 2:58PM
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james44
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I AM A MAN
Nov 12 2007 3:01PM
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Casey
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i like turtles
Nov 12 2007 3:08PM
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TheButterHashira
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Duck Duck Duck GOOOSE!!!!!

Nov 12 2007 3:09PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Nov 12 2007 3:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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I am naked covered in petroleum jelly and cat hair.
Nov 12 2007 3:28PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Well, this thread totally kicks ass.
Nov 12 2007 3:30PM
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proZach
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you're a silly goose.

stan, call your friend an asshole like normal kids.
Nov 12 2007 4:07PM
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Billiards.
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Im a pilatipus.
Nov 12 2007 5:10PM
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word-sauce
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as a child i was never chosen as a goose however your post warms my heart. as a non goosling i suffer from numerous disabilities such as i have an enormous sexual attraction to gooses;its jealousy
Nov 12 2007 5:21PM
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GetPitted
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Thats hot.
Nov 12 2007 5:43PM
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east_toast
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im a kid who wants to eat a goose

Nov 12 2007 5:47PM
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james44
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your obscure obsession with geese implies to me that you, yourself are in fact  not a goose but rather  the one and only, ugly duckling








boobies
Nov 12 2007 5:55PM
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HHB
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in the english dicitonary if a word contains after a consonant -us then when in the plural form it drops -us and takes on -i

cactus- cacti
Taurus- tauri
abacus- abaci
octopus- octopi
fungus- fungi
goose- geese
Nov 12 2007 6:31PM
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Peter.
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Nov 12 2007 6:39PM
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BeerGoggles
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No. I am Goose
Nov 12 2007 6:46PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

*retardo voice*
I AM SAAAAAAAM

Nov 12 2007 6:50PM
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breckfreeskier
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YES! so more then one bus is known as bi

Nov 12 2007 7:19PM
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