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Behold my latest creation: Aggresive 5 stage rocker

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*DrewT*
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/content/pictures/id/154116/

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Come friday I'll get to ride them and find out if I'm a genius or just wasted an old pair of skis that I was never going to ride again and where in too bad of shape to sell anyways

Nov 7 2007 8:28PM
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Scolson
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They look broke.

Nov 7 2007 8:33PM
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P.J.S.
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I'd wear a mouth guard when you try and nose butter...
Nov 7 2007 8:35PM
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spere
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haha you have too muchh free time. if only they were identical, the rocker looks different on each ski though
Nov 7 2007 8:35PM
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Calb3rt
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what skis are those?
Nov 7 2007 8:36PM
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*DrewT*
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haha ya I didn't exactly do the perfect job of it.  It only took like 45 minutes though
Nov 7 2007 8:37PM
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*DrewT*
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your face looks broke
Nov 7 2007 8:38PM
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Kevski
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Wow. Wood core already cracked? Sounds dangerous. Good luck.
Nov 7 2007 8:40PM
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CHARLES.BRONSON
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uh cool man....... you gonna do tame dawgs on those?

Nov 7 2007 8:40PM
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sandybov.ill
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im pretty sure those look like theyll be fun

Nov 7 2007 8:45PM
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fourhundred
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you're mom looks broke
Nov 7 2007 8:53PM
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alexL
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i guess that looks fun... i kinda see it snapping and you flipping over and eating shit so make sure you film it!!
Nov 7 2007 8:54PM
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*DrewT*
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ya 20 din marker race bindings will never hold me in
Nov 7 2007 8:56PM
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nothanks
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Doing your own rocker should not bend or crack your core and edges in sharp angles. Expiermenting = awesome. Actually skiing on the = not awesome.
Nov 7 2007 9:01PM
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OCTO_TRUCKDRIVER
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he may ski on them! OMG i need a hyperlink
Nov 7 2007 9:03PM
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teamsleep
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you should get a patent for those before tis too late
Nov 7 2007 9:04PM
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*DrewT*
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Not trying to make any ridiculous claims or anything, especially before I've gotten the chance to ride them, but these skis are the future of skiing and possibly the greatest invention since... ever.  This is even better than when they'll find a cure for cancer
Nov 7 2007 9:08PM
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grams.
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How is that even skiable...haha I'm curious to know what the running length on those are.
Nov 7 2007 9:10PM
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Treestman
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u have the running length of a snowblade haha, have fun on snowblades, gaper, jking, but seriously, there like blades
Nov 7 2007 9:12PM
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jex
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basically snowblades.
Nov 7 2007 9:13PM
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tjski
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hahah those are wicked!
Nov 7 2007 9:13PM
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DrStrangelove
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^^ yah i was thinking the exact same thing, your effective edge on a normal groomer is gonna be like maybe 8 or 9 inches...also, when you say "5 stage rocker" do you just mean you cracked them at 5 different points on the way up the length of the ski? if so, those things are gonna collapse the second you put any sort of weight on them, cause you basically just created 5 huge hinges at the tip and tail inside the core of your skis...
Nov 7 2007 9:16PM
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artfullydodged
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that's so much rocker! if minor rocker gives you lift in powder than you'll be able to hover

Nov 7 2007 10:00PM
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jibmaster_josh
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your grammar looks broke
Nov 7 2007 10:04PM
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Sholte
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you are going to die when you ski thoughs. wayyy to much rocker i think.
Nov 7 2007 10:20PM
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BigJew
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You better get those puppies out to canyon. I've always wanted to try skiing snapped skis.
Nov 7 2007 10:25PM
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Bodeau.
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What exactly does rockering a ski do to them? How does it help?
Nov 7 2007 10:29PM
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TimmyP
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andrewT, your replys a hillarious, but do wear a mouth guard when trying a nose butter
Nov 7 2007 11:10PM
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vzdz
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lol sickk tell us how it goes
Nov 7 2007 11:12PM
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doublexl
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wow. those are gonna be sooooo unsmooth.
Nov 7 2007 11:28PM
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TWoods
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pwn.


Andrew. post video.
Nov 8 2007 12:01AM
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alev
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rockered skis used to be used primarily for deep snow, and i feel like if you took those into waste deep snow you would like, slip through the snow. nadadadamean>?
Nov 8 2007 12:33AM
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quebecfreestyler
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runnin lenght is about 30 cm...

gonna be shaky as hell.

I'd wear a ful face helmet

 you dont need that much of a rocker in my opinion, I might do an experiment like this butdeffinatly not using high temps and making the core crack
 it's all about getting the ski stuck in a position that is a bit further then its elastic limits.

good luck

Nov 8 2007 7:49AM
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CBROOKS
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Kids are going way overboard with this rocker ish, your going to make yourself look like a fool skiing on those
Nov 8 2007 9:44AM
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OMGWTFBBQ
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someone take  apic of this guy goign up a lift or something involving skiing hahahhahah..i bet youll do east nosegrabs. but then ull prly pull the tip off. yikes
Nov 8 2007 9:59AM
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ski_cartel
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the fact that it only took you 45mins makes me think the core has been destroyed
Nov 8 2007 10:06AM
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footcrunk
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my ankles are broke
Nov 8 2007 10:40AM
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AKoblitz
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HAHA,

those are gonna be SHAKY as all helly, best of luck to ya...btw stop getting all offended when people state their opinion, obviously you posted them up cause you were excited about them, now people are letting you know what they think...what'd u expect?
Nov 8 2007 1:18PM
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*DrewT*
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sarcasm buddy

Nov 8 2007 1:23PM
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*DrewT*
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Twood said it best under the comments for the picture

"This is a joke/experiment for fun so people should chill. they look sooo funny. post video pleaseeee"

and I've already rockered an old pair of skis, just a 2 points not 4, and not as rockered.  They where super fun and lasted much longer than I expected (about 10 days).  They're not broken now but they've lost most of the rocker.

The reason for having 4 points the ski bends at is pretty much so that there isn't a point where it bends up, then the orriginal camber makes it start to bend back towards the snow.

I wouldn't be surprised if they broke first day, but that being said I would be surprised if they lasted for 10 days or so

and I'll post vid hopefully
Nov 8 2007 1:29PM
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Edward.
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that looks a little rockered

Nov 8 2007 1:32PM
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*DrewT*
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they where sick, maybee a little bit too much rocker but overall I had tons of fun on them.  Tail butters (forward not switch) and switch nose butters where super fun. 

Oh ya and they did not break, and I definatly didn't take it easy on them
Nov 25 2007 4:33PM
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jason...
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wow, those look like a party and half to ride, please video your first attempt at skiing them
Nov 25 2007 4:42PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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thats pretty sick bro, looks like they would be a killer gayper day ski
Nov 25 2007 4:44PM
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hvgap
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how did you manage to do that. Like i understnad that you heated them up, but how did you get the shape to begin with?
Nov 25 2007 4:52PM
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invaderskier36
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vid?
Nov 25 2007 5:00PM
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*DrewT*
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sorry we didn't wanna bring the video camera.  maybee later
Nov 25 2007 5:12PM
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EL_FINRE
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those are well beyond rockered, they're like....knockered haha
Nov 25 2007 5:19PM
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invaderskier36
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awwww
Nov 25 2007 5:20PM
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