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Best Dorm Room Prank.

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AltaPilgrim4973
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post the best prank you have ever done to someones dorm.

my personal best was to rapel out he window of the person who lived above my RA.  went into his window while he was at class (his door was locked)  and moved all of his furniture and just about everyting in the room up against the door that opens in.  then we covered his floor with dixie cups filled with varioous liquids (dish soap, detergent, motor oil, water, etc.)
Nov 6 2007 2:52AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
Posts: 217 - Karma: 11
oh, we then rapeled back out his window then the 5 stories to the ground
Nov 6 2007 3:06AM
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IcePointa
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So one day my buddy was being a dick and smoked the last of my brother's stash before anyone else could get a hit. He leaves to go take a shower and get ready to go out for the night. 

This guy always uses some eyedrops for the redeye after he gets blazed out his mind. We switched his eyedrops with this vial of liquid lsd we just had layin around ya know. Before he can make it out the apartments hes freaking and we get in our halloween costumes and go beat down his door. I am dressed as a reptilean creature and one of my friends is Richard Simmons. He's like half dressed cause he started tripping just after getting out the shower. So we pull him outside spray him down with the fire extinguisher in the hallway. Ashy Larry. His door locks automatically when it gets closed so course hes locked out of his room. We pull the fire alarm and get the fuck outta there.

Nov 6 2007 3:24AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
I'll think about the best one...

...but while we're in on the topic, last night, a guy was asleep in his dorm, and we went in and just threw his mattress out the window. It was pretty cold and he had to go out to get it.
Nov 6 2007 3:26AM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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wasnt he sleeping on it...
Nov 6 2007 3:56AM
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Von
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So one night i got belige drunk and tried to stab my roommate because he wouldn't give me a cookie or something dumb like that, I didn't remember doing it the day after and he told me about it. He was chill with it cause he gets shitty and does stuff to, but he was just a little scared. So a couple of days latter i heard him coming down the hall to the room, so i grabbed my knife and hid behind the door and when he opened it and walked in I jumped out from behind it with my knife in my hand and i scarred him so bad that he jumped back onto his bed it was great.
Nov 6 2007 4:15AM
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Alkyy
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One that never gets old is putting a bunch of pennies at the top and bottom of the door jam when your friend is passed out inside.  If the door opens in then they will be locked inside and cant do anything untill you take the coins out.

Nov 6 2007 9:48AM
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cbl718
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our suite went across the hall when they were at dinner and took all of their matresses... then we didnt give them back until the next day.

But this was after they stole all of our appliances so it was war.

Nov 6 2007 10:34AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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ok so the first 3 days of orientation, my roommate and i (weve never met before) were getting our room set to live in and he went to class or something so we took all of those little crates that go under your bed so you arnt sleeping on the floor and put them under his bed, it was pretty sick, he had like 3 inches from his matress to the celling

and then two days ago, i was taking a shower, some kid down the hall comes into the bathroom and steals my shit. so i was completely naked. so i decidided that the only thing to do was walk out of the bathroom with probally 30 starring at my nude ass and give the kid that stole my towel a big wet naked hug
Nov 6 2007 11:18AM
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ButteredToast.
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no why would you do that, thats weird
Nov 6 2007 12:11PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
borderline gay, but whatever you like..
Nov 6 2007 12:18PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
your names dick.
borderline gay as well.
Nov 6 2007 1:09PM
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cmeriptahoe
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 12
ouch. 
Nov 6 2007 1:47PM
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SKISUS
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The best one I've been part of has to be when I went to visit my cousin @ his University when I was deciding which one I should go to. It's like the middle of January right so there's an assload of snow on the ground, well his roommate comes in @ like 3 in the morning and passes out on his bed, we were like playing halo or something and really fucking drunk with this other friend of his. His dorm room is on the ground floor with one of those patio things with a glass door, so we open it up and build a wall about 4 inches thick around his roommate on his bed. he woke up with the snow almost totally melted and freezing as all hell, it took like 2 days for the mattress to dry fully.
Nov 6 2007 2:04PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
explain? I don't really get how this works
Nov 6 2007 2:10PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Good old nestle quick powder dump when their in the shower.

Fart into the rear of a fan before you leave a room so they get the full blast.

qatr in dixie cup and post-it note walls

we have our circuit breakers in the hallway, so if u turn off a circuit for a particular room

the people are usually too dumb to figure it out and spend an hour rearranging their plugs and power bars before they clue in.

Props on the repel, through the window that one takes balls.
Nov 6 2007 3:32PM
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jmason
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I have a good one to tell, I just gotta mark this thread so i can tell it later
Nov 6 2007 3:33PM
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0ptions
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owned.

Nov 6 2007 3:36PM
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ISkiSwitch
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Take the shower curtain, that's a bitch when people do that.
Nov 6 2007 3:55PM
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jmason
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It's all about the potato cannon blast! Here's how it works:

Take a nromal potato cannon - mine was pretty rediculously tricked out, but w/e a normal one should work fine. Then, load it all up as if you were gonna fire a potato. But instead of firing a potato, you put a bunch of goldfish crackers in it. Then, roll the cannon down the hall (make sure the cannon is on wheels so you can book it), and knock on a person's door. Then, just as tehy open the door, fire it off, and a massive eruption of orange fine-ass dust comes hauling out of the cannon. Here's where you book it. If everything worked properly, there will be a cloud of really ridiculously fine orange dust floating in front of and in their dorm room for up to 20 minutes. You can even drop by afterwards, and if you did it quick enough, they don't get a chance to see who it was, so you can just go and be like "dude wtf happened?!?" and they're completely oblivious. It's soooo funny!

It might wreck their shirt though... so if they are the kindof person who pms about their clothes, be careful.
Nov 6 2007 5:09PM
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Greenish
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 367
holy fuck
Nov 6 2007 5:21PM
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Ski311
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I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the classic, "garbage can full of water" trick. There are three versions. The normal version is to take the 1 gallon can that most universities supply each dorm room with, fill it completely with water since most are square and will balance against doors easily. Lean the can on the outside of the victims door and wait for a fairly fun prank to happen. The extreme version is to grab the halls main public trash which normally holds a whopping 30 gallons. These cans are normally round so remember to fill the can just over halfway, or tinker with the balance of the can against a wall in the bathroom or where your water supply is. I recommend filling just under 2/3rds full. Place can against victims dorm and get ready to dodge punches. Lastly, if you have the balls to go with the extreme version, you might as well go with the mega insano version. In this version you don't wast the time emptying the can of its original contents. The aftershock of picking up wet sewage out of a dorm room just plain kicks ass and the smell will allow the prank to live on for at least two weeks.
Nov 6 2007 5:30PM
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Skavengers303
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thats fucked up
Nov 6 2007 5:31PM
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49rider
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my freshman year we duck taped a sheet to the girls' door that lived nex to us, there was like a 3 or 4 inch gap between the door and the sheet, filled up the gap with papers random trash, and pizza boxes and other shit, they opened the door in the morning and there room was filled with shit.  not too crazy but i thought it was pretty funny

Nov 6 2007 6:42PM
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A_Thomas
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ive heard of this but i heard of it being done with a half trash can of either gasoline or nail polish remover so it stinks up the room super bad
Nov 6 2007 8:10PM
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Ski311
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wow, that is really pushing the limits into the danger zone. lol.
Nov 6 2007 8:13PM
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hauntedsandwich
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holy shit. you remind me of cartman.
Nov 6 2007 8:19PM
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Ski311
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http://www.break.com/index/fishing-line-prank.html




Nov 6 2007 8:21PM
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Sean...M
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damn was just gonna say that   
Nov 6 2007 8:42PM
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Bodeau.
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dang, how long did the whole parnk take?
Nov 6 2007 8:46PM
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Mr.Bob_Dobalina
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there is nothing borderline about that, that is full on gay.
Nov 6 2007 8:55PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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agreed
Nov 6 2007 11:44PM
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samskisalot
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well, i am on a ski team and w few weekends ago, all of the freshmen skiers went out of town for the weekend. but the upper classmen did not. when we got back, everything in my room had been switched with everything in one of the girls rooms, and set up exactly the same, but in a different room. and another one of the rooms had been filled to the ceiling with crumpled up newspaper, and yet another one of the rooms had been filled to the ceiling with baloons. the older skiers had a busy weekend.
Nov 6 2007 11:46PM
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AltaPilgrim4973
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friend of mine recantly went away for a confrence and somebody took his climbing rope and threaded it through his room, like completley intertwined with everytihng.  but you cant cut it because its like 200+ bucks!!
Nov 7 2007 6:18AM
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dave44
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No, he slid him off onto the actual bed... and he woke up and realized he had no mattress
Nov 7 2007 6:27AM
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13stripes
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CLAIM!
Nov 7 2007 9:23AM
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leckett1
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Butter the floor
Nov 7 2007 9:32AM
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[tightpants]
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That dude eats shit haha
Nov 7 2007 10:31AM
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