So, im walking into a ski swap this morning, some guy comes over, gives me 5 pairs of boots and some Atomic pow skis, he just drops it and walks away, im like wtf? he blows me a kiss and keep going, so needles to say, i am stoked today.
I have the worlds largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches around the world, perhaps you've seen it!
But really, you’re probably not going to get through this whole thing before you realize it’s my signature, but you’re going to keep reading anyway because there might be something funny at the end. Sadly, there isn’t.