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Hotter Accents: OZ v. NZ

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PacificRimJob
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Who has a hotter accent. Aussies or Kiwis?

and yes, there is a difinitive difference for those who think its the same accent... Kinda like how someone from the West sounds much different than someone from New York... or... say, New England.

I rule in favour (yes with a U) with the Kiwis.

Oct 31 2007 2:49AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I can't tell the difference.
Oct 31 2007 3:28AM
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Steezy_Street
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The Aussies cuase we can say fish and chips properly.
Oct 31 2007 3:47AM
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anna*
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YES!
its not "fush and chups"

being an aussie, i have to vote aussie.
but saying that, some aussie accents shit me up the wall.



Oct 31 2007 4:22AM
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Silence
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yep im gonna back the OZ accent there.
Oct 31 2007 4:56AM
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toominator
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But you can't cook them properly.

And every time an aussie says six it sounds like sex.. you guys are for jokes! Also, don't get excited when aussies talk about going to the beach in their thongs. For some reason flip flops or jandals are called thongs.

I think I'm gonna vote for nz
Oct 31 2007 5:17AM
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PacificRimJob
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6 - Sex or Seeks?

8 - Aight or Eeet?

you decide.

Oct 31 2007 5:31AM
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hippie_cat
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gotta give it to australian accents, nobody wants to hear "im sa suxy" from some inbred kiwi chick

although the accents from the bogan areas of sinny and melb (and fucking port adelaide "cahn tha paaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*death rattle wheeze, hock up a whole pile of winnie blue tar*) is possibly the worst sound on earth

Oct 31 2007 8:22AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Nothing is sexier than an Aussie accent.

Though, seeing as I'm not Aussie or Kiwi, I don't see too much of a difference. It's my understanding that Kiwi's are harder to understand. But I feel the Aussie accent is heavier. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Oct 31 2007 9:56AM
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hippie_cat
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eh to be perfectly honest, most people in the cities of either country would be pretty similar, its just when you go out the back of bumfuck in either country that the accents get stronger. bogan aussies usually sound like some wounded bird of prey like a crow or magpie or raven or something (hence the "carn tha paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"  thing (you'll never find that sound in any other accent or language) but the country new zealand people get their vowels all mixed up

Oct 31 2007 10:22AM
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salamander
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brazilian
Oct 31 2007 11:25AM
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doritos
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I'm giving it to Germans... there's this German chick in my class who constantly interjects her sentences with a super-sexy "Yes" like she's getting fucked right there... besides the fact that the accent as a whole is really smooth and hot. Gotta give it to the Germans.
Oct 31 2007 12:07PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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kiwi. but it may just be that im fucking sick of aussie accents. i love aussies but i hear like 3000 a day. i heart kiwis
Oct 31 2007 12:50PM
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DopeSauce
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No way dude!!! you guys say Feesh and cheeps
Oct 31 2007 1:58PM
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spere
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aussies for sure
Oct 31 2007 4:37PM
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foodisfun
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i really don't care.  i could listen to either one for hours. 

when i was in nz this summer though, their accent actually worked out pretty well for me.  since i liked listening to them talk so much, i'd meet a girl and barely talk at all about myself, and instead just ask questions.  apparently people like to talk about themselves, and i had no chance to say anything stupid cause i was just listening.
Oct 31 2007 4:41PM
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396222687862
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AUS ftw
Oct 31 2007 4:44PM
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jimmychung
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Oct 31 2007 4:56PM
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=FLO=
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Wow - i never knew there was a difference
Oct 31 2007 5:58PM
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anna*
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go to any footy match and everyone sounds bogan though.
including the lovely mrs koutoufides who i had the experience of telling to "shut the hell up, he cant kick, or play for shit" before realizing that she was the wife of the player i was referring too.


Oct 31 2007 6:22PM
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staffpro
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interesting
Oct 31 2007 6:24PM
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RudyGarmisch
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Haha, in my head, every post on here was read with the respective accent, awesome.
Oct 31 2007 6:31PM
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anton...
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true that...

west sydney bogan accents shit me up the wall...


Oct 31 2007 7:04PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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german for suree.....no
Oct 31 2007 7:38PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Since you're awesome at Guitar Hero, I'll let this slide.
Oct 31 2007 9:18PM
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Mr_Bojangles
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In response to the thread, as long as you keep within the Great Dividing Range, Australian accents are tolerable. Go beyond or further north, even Australians can't stand them.

Oct 31 2007 9:20PM
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wrenegade
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If another aussie asks me "How ya going?" I'm going to kill them.

Oct 31 2007 10:30PM
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Age
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How ya going? (you had it coming)

My aussie accent has been jumbled by the time ive spent overseas.....now its kinda aussie/canadian/drunk
Nov 1 2007 4:36AM
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hippie_cat
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ouuuuuuuuuuch
Nov 1 2007 7:11AM
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doritos
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Failure.
Nov 1 2007 12:58PM
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Valind
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I would like one of both please!!
Nov 1 2007 1:48PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Kiwis
Nov 1 2007 3:29PM
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Hannah.
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haha why just why u asking haha
aussies tho
Nov 4 2007 6:24PM
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doublexl
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swedish ya.
Nov 4 2007 6:51PM
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MarkieR
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i didn't know they weren't the same until i watched flight of the conchords.  now i view them as distinctly different accents. 

as to which i prefer, i would say aussie.  although an attractive girl from either country would make me very excited to listen for hours.
Nov 4 2007 7:04PM
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PacificRimJob
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Cuz I can do both accents, and its cool.
Nov 4 2007 7:57PM
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turoa_NZEE
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HAHAHA!! how bout a big maori sheelah from NZ bro? if you knew what im talking about im sure you would be much less excited
Nov 4 2007 8:17PM
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PacificRimJob
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I'd be just as excited for a big aborigionese sheelah from Oz.

or any 'big' sheelah from anywhere actually...

Nov 4 2007 8:27PM
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Age
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aborigionese?
thats the most random made up word ive ever seen
Nov 4 2007 9:04PM
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toominator
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haha not really
Nov 4 2007 10:35PM
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anna*
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hem...
aboriginal sheila.

but yeh, anywhere in NT or over broome way would get on the nerves i rekon...
Nov 4 2007 11:21PM
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Nadia.
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There is NOTHING hot about having an aussie accent. Fuck, there are more aussies here in whistler than canadians, it gets a little annoying.
Nov 5 2007 1:00AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Just because you're used to it...

Nov 5 2007 6:16AM
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mozzy
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Yup, Whistler is pretty Aussie. I dig the accent, though, it's a patois that makes you feel relaxed.
The N.Z. accent is very similar but somehow 'sharper' sounding.

Nov 5 2007 10:06AM
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AOTEAROA
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i can't stand it when aussies have the intense whiney sound, holy shit thats annoying, but us kiwis do sounds like drongos sometimes. watch outrageous fortune, best kiwi show ever.
Nov 5 2007 5:11PM
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PacificRimJob
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I cant say I agree...
Nov 13 2007 11:00PM
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Yauch
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i can tell an british accent from an aussie accent from a new zealand accent from a south african accent booya!!!
Nov 13 2007 11:02PM
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al_britskiier
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congrats dude ^

South african girls accents are reeeeal nice!

Nov 14 2007 1:03PM
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anna*
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good work...

i think alot of british and aussie people would be annoyed if you couldnt tell them apart.
especially around the summer test series. hehehehe.
Nov 14 2007 7:26PM
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shaundaslider
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i swear 1/2 of you are have OZ and kiwi accents mixed up. its the Kiwis that say 6 as sex. and Fish and Chips as feesh and chups.. aussie is way better. has less sheep bread into it.
Nov 15 2007 7:34AM
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anna*
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if you are refering to a particular post by toominator, hes a kiwi.
and he knows that he says "sex" instead of "six" and "fush and chups" instead of "fish and chips"
he just thinks that i (aussie) say it all around the other way.

its the sheep that got bred into him. poor kid.

Nov 15 2007 9:59PM
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