Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours!-JEA
damn. and remember when all those rockies fans were talking shit. guess you'll have to wait for the next one
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
live on the edge of insanity, thats where life kicks major ass - BenBach
my friend just showed us pictures of him helping to flip a truck in kenmore. and we saw that some truck flipped on the news here, that was hilarious to find out he was a part of that. then we yelled at him for being a dumbass.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with." -Duke Ellington