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Sex would be more fun if it wasn't so expensive....
What's up with these hookers' prices, they are going through the roof!
hahaha... Why isn't life just more fun, someone change this, it isn't fair.
I won the NS signature contest and all I got was this lousy signature
haha oh god, i can tell this is going to get out a hand really quickly..
that's why highschool girlfriends are pointless and you should just stick your weiner in as many girls as possible- Ben.p
If you think the hookers are expensive, look at it this way. You're not paying her for the sex, you're paying her to leave afterwards.
'...the day that I die will
be the day that I shut my
mouth and put down my guitar.' - Sublime
'Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way.
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town.
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.' - Pink Floyd
Yeah but 10 bucks IS kind of steep. I mean these girls don't even have teeth! I remember when 5 bucks could get you a good lay and chances were also pretty good they would have taken a shower sometime in the past month. Boy how times change :-/
ya but i know people who have paid good money for a gummer
Not about to see the light
and if you want to find hell with me
i can show you wht its like
'till your bleeding
roofies are totally overpriced. i mean c'mon wtf
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
so are condoms for serious
Z-J's cost so much these days
It's always an adrenaline boost when you see the cruiser pull around the side of the building
beerfest = awsome
get yourself a chick so you dont have to chase these scrots
10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name.
"What else are you going to do on a Saturday? Sit in your fucking armchair wanking off to pop idols, then trying to avoid your wifes gaze as you try to come to terms with you sexless marriage, then go and spend your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses. Fuck that for a laugh. I know what i'd rather do. Tottenham away. LOVE IT"
Danny Dyer, Football Factory
if you don't even know what it is.. then chances are you can't afford it
40 000 people die every day, how come you're not one of them?
whats a zj?
if you dont know, you cant afford it.
...ive got 15 bucks right here!
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