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Ds91260
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WHAT THE FUCK, they used to be all quiet and shit and modest, now they got fuckin blaring songs n shit and sayin how comfortable they are and how much fun a period will be with he tampon, christ, i think i want to have a period
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Sep 2 2003 11:10PM
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seven20
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
i know what you're saying. that shit is kind of messed up.


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Sep 2 2003 11:13PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
No. No you don't.




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Sep 2 2003 11:13PM
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lalalalaura
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you saying you want to have your period reminded me of 'are you there god? it's me, margaret'. i didn't like that book.
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Sep 2 2003 11:14PM
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gambino500014
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yea it kinda mkaes u want tio have one eh
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Sep 2 2003 11:14PM
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roxysister360
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periods suck
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Sep 2 2003 11:55PM
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weazelzb
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ever eaten out a girl while she has her period? fun stuff....

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Sep 2 2003 11:56PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
^ thats disgusting, why would you post such a thing?

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Sep 2 2003 11:57PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
when I was little I always asked what a tampon was.

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Sep 3 2003 12:01AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
me and some friends found a girls bag of tampons next to a water fountain in 6th grade, fun insued
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Sep 3 2003 12:04AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
ewww, although it's natural, it's not the nicest thing




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Sep 3 2003 12:13AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
yea man

shits not cool

and im not a big fan of anal, so its nothing but head for that little while


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Sep 3 2003 12:41AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i was scarred for life when my sixth grade teacher took a sticky tampon, stuck it to the chalk board and drew a smiley face on it.
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Sep 3 2003 12:51AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
who saw that tampon commercial with the girl wearing ALLL white? where she drops the tampon out of the window, and uses another tampon to pick it up? haha, look at her fucking outfit, it looks like she is wearing two thirds of a easter bunny outfit.
Sep 3 2003 1:01AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
and the guy is like 'Yeah.... my girlfriend's nice... and smart... and super-classy...' (in other words I told her I would go to this party with her if she gave me head)

And anyone with half a brain wouldn't wear white pants while rocking the redness, wait... actually anyone with half a brain wouldn't wear ugly white pants at all...




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
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Sep 3 2003 1:09AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
The point of the white pants is to show the tampon works so good you can wear white pants. Thats what I got from it anyway.

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Sep 3 2003 1:30AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
i like head, what do tou have against head? man, our new generation is sooo womans rights bullshit all the time.
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Sep 3 2003 1:32AM
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PurpleSkier
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when i was like 10, i found a tampon, and thought it was a pen, and walked around the grocery store clicking it
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Sep 3 2003 1:38AM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
^ahahhahahah thats great!Yeah kind of disgusting a girl like did it all over a school chair last year. That wasn't her first one either...like come on!
Sep 3 2003 1:41AM
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Matty.
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ewww period blood is nasty

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Sep 3 2003 1:58AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
NO NO NO my response was misinterpreted, I am an anti-feminist, and head is great. I actually enjoy sucking dick. Women's rights = bullshit, we were made to cook and clean and that's the truth.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 3 2003 2:01AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
ham, turkey, or roast beef?




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 3 2003 2:15AM
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DoUbLeF
Posts: 335 - Karma: 11
that post made me smile....get back in the fuckin kitchen!! what the fuck are you doing on teh computer bitch!
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Sep 3 2003 2:17AM
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ReggaeConcept1
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haha lauren

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Sep 3 2003 2:18AM
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Schmitz
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this could get bad






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Sep 3 2003 2:20AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
b-b-b-b-baaaad... b-b-b-b-bad... BAD TO THE BONE




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 3 2003 2:26AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
watchin those commercials makes me think if women get turned on by putting them in.



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Sep 3 2003 3:47AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
No.




-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'
-petek
Sep 3 2003 4:02AM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
ok, so using tampons as a mini-dildo with a virgin, no good idea...



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Sep 3 2003 4:04AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
How do they stick in the commercial with the girl in all white? Are they sticky? Or am i just retarded? Is anyone listening?



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Sep 3 2003 4:20AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Don't you ever ever say you want to have your period. Never ever say those words again.
And a tampon is about as far as you can get from being turned on. Your hormones are crazy, it's different for every girl, but horny or turned on is the last thing I get when I have my period.
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Sep 3 2003 4:21AM
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acc
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lauren were you around when amber was? you two would get along well in threads like this i believe

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Sep 3 2003 4:24AM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
look at it this way

there arent any commercials on tv for shit guys do...ive never seen this

'GOLD BOND MEDICATED POWDER...SO YOUR NUTS DONT SWEAT ALL DAY LONG AT WORK' and show some guy working while hes powdering his balls
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Sep 3 2003 4:25AM
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MistaSkier
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^ That's fuckin' hilarious.


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Sep 3 2003 4:28AM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
my friend told me her period blood smelt like old sardins so jumped off the chair lift and didnt talk to her for a few days
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Sep 3 2003 4:42AM
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IHOP
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 19
hahahaha...i put gold bond on my nuts....you should do it too its makes them cool and keeps them from stickn to you legss.....
Sep 3 2003 4:59AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
well you see, i wear boxers, so i dont have that problem to begin with.


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Sep 3 2003 5:04AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
no no no no no....periods=baaadddd. and yea, I'm usually in my super bitch mode when I've got it, and I even get pissed at the tampons. WHYYY would those commercials make you want a period?

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Sep 3 2003 5:21AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
so i can have 7 to 10 days of nothin but partying
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Sep 3 2003 5:23AM
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CTC
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what a wonderful thread.
Sep 3 2003 5:31AM
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666
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when i was little i thought tampons where cigars so i tried to smoke 1.
Sep 3 2003 5:39AM
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five0
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i thought the girl wearing all white was hot

we used to instate Project tampon when at friends houses with hot sisters, we'd get red markers and leave messages on tampons like 'hi heather' or 'whacha doin brittany'
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Sep 3 2003 6:02AM
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freeze_pooter
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some kid got caught by the lunch lady jakin it to a used tampon in the girls bathroom. sick fuck
Sep 3 2003 6:09AM
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freeze_pooter
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oh and some kid shit his pants while running in pe and promised us candy bars not to make fun of him and we never got them
Sep 3 2003 6:12AM
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five0
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hahahahaha promised u candy bars!

and that tampon thing is so fucking gross
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Sep 3 2003 6:16AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
They cant be that bad all the girls on the TV dont seem to mind, but there are way to may of them.




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Sep 3 2003 9:15PM
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K_2
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Chocolate bars made of what...?
Sep 3 2003 10:31PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i want tampons so i can horse-back ride, swim, play volleyball...

Has anyone ever seen that commercial w/ the little kid saying that? that was fucking hillarious.
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Sep 3 2003 10:40PM
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this one time, i was finger banging this chick, and I was thinking 'whats that hard thing in there?' and she said 'you better not lose the string'. It was the most shocking moment of my life. I didnt know weather to scream or cry. but i kept banging her for awhile, then kept my fist clenched until I could get to the sink.

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Sep 3 2003 11:48PM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
i want to vomit

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Sep 3 2003 11:52PM
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jholer2
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i know these guys that were in the salt lake airport and they got a tampon and put ketchup on it and left it in the middle of the hall. There would be crowds of people walking and you could tell where the tampon was because there was a big gap in the people. then this guy put a newspaper over it.



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Sep 4 2003 5:58AM
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