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SKISUS
Posts: 867 - Karma: 9
After last night there is just no option besides posting this here.

I won't bore you with details of pre-hookup and shit.

Was wearing my Kilt at a party (Scottish pride!) whithin 2 min of this girl showing up she was in my lap, 15 min l8tr we're having sex. 

Moral of the story, wear your kilt to parties if you have one. they help greatly in the quest to get laid.


Oct 15 2007 7:35AM
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Gonzoskier
Posts: 303 - Karma: 40
was she hot?
Oct 15 2007 8:03AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
Did she have a disease?
Oct 15 2007 11:29AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I hate being this person but...
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Oct 15 2007 11:32AM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
dude you said there was a pre hook up and other details before that so couldnt you have just left her wanting more last time and she came and saw you wearing a kilt and was like oh thats weird oh well i wanna fuck him now?
Oct 15 2007 11:33AM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
That's such an awesome story, I'm gunna get it tattoo'd on my back.
Oct 15 2007 11:48AM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
i'm about 1% scottish, am i still allowed to wear a kilt??
Oct 15 2007 11:57AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
the trouble with scotland is, its full of scots
Oct 15 2007 12:08PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
Only if it's in the intentions to get laid, the same goes for just about every other nationality.
Oct 15 2007 12:09PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
don't kilts cost like 2 grand? my friend is from scotland and he said they run mad dough.
Oct 15 2007 3:56PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
im sure you could find someone to crouchet it for you....thats mad steeze right there
Oct 15 2007 4:20PM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
A kilt is like a suit, you can buy cheap or expensive ones.  You can get a flat kilt, or a pleated one etc.  A kilt in your family tartan with sporan, shirt etc is about 500-800 depending. A dirk from like 50-200.   A formal kilt with the hat and proper hand made pleats etc could run to 2000.  It also depends where you get them to, prices are jacked to take advantage of tourists, you can find some cheaper ones away from big cities like Edinbrough or Glasgow. 
Oct 15 2007 4:22PM
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