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Drunken older women hitting on you
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so for some odd reason 3 times in a row when me and my buddy were out in town at either 7-11 or mcdonalds we ran into some drunken moms driving around getting either smokes or fast food and just totally trashed. we exchanged funny conversations, basically making fun of them, which they would laugh at. all of them were pretty fucking hideous, which sucks because they wanted some young cock more than life itself.
has anyone had this happen? its really weird because it had never happened in my life, and then it happened 3 nights in a row. the last time was pretty funny, the woman referred to herself as a milf, and me and my friend just burst out laughing (she was more like a mom I would pay a buck to never have to look at again in my life). she got really pissed, cursed us out, and drove off.
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are you bragging? cause i get hot young girls that hit on me atleast 3 nights a week. CLAIM CLAIM
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babysitting doesn't count.
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o rly?
nahh i just found it very weird, these women were so trashed I couldn't believe they were actually driving.
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i dunno its hard to tell when they are really ugly, but id say definitely below senior citizen
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It happened to me once but it was in a bar. There was this group of moms (that were not milfs by the way) dancing around and me and my friends were just drinking when one of them came walking towards me and just starts rubbing her ass in front of me and starting to make body contact. My friends were laughing their asses off while I was totally traumatized for life!!! Seriously it was real creepy man.
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You gonna get them before the hair does?
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so what if they were hideous, thats why they invented the paper bag....
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haha definitely not for your groceries. who ever thinks that is wrong
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i have had some crazy nights with older women, real crazy.
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I can legit say I've been hit on by an older woman.... ew
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and you're a girl.
actually, not being a girl but making an assumption, i would think that its easier when girls hit on girls for the girls involved. cause usually girls are real secure, while guys generally have some level of insecurity.
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all the 5th grade girls hit on me
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hopefully you're in like 6th or 7th grade.
if you're not. one word of advice
run.
just till there legal though.
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yo, does anyone have any sweet story's?
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ha yea i got a story or two.
me and a bunch of uni mates were at the local pub which is a pretty seady joint late one night and we were all off our noggins.
we were all hanging back on the tables just back from the dance floor and there were a few ladys prob late 40's hiting the dance floor hard.
one of my mates, a dutch bloke gets up to hit the dunny and one of the ladys grab him and start grinding against him. he doesnt think twice and starts danceing with her. funniest thing on earth they danced for a good 10 mins with full flashdance moves and everything he leaves he eventually just standing there looking lost. we got photos somewhere but im at work and cant get onto face book ill post them tonight when i get home.
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old chicks need lovin too. just not too old
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^ this guy is just runnin' the thread now. what a hi-jack!
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get THERE before the hair
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your crazy if u didnt give them that young cock sometime a guy's gotta take what comes along... ya herd
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hahahaha ask nitro-rider about this friday night
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we were at a bar one time just eating only 18 at the time and my buddy who is a volunteer fire fighter got basically hand fucked by the owner who was one of the hottest milfs ive ever seen, apparently\ she had a chimney fire like a week before and he had shown up to help so when she saw him at the bar she was a little tipsy and got all hornied out by the fact he was a fireman, anyways the story sucks because he got really nervous, and personally i was pissed because she truly was a smokn hot mom and i woulda been all up on it
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Haha thats how the hot women must feel when the drunk dudes come out and try to dance with them at the bar.
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i had just gotten out of work one night it was probably like 230 or so, and where do we go to eat? the demilitarized zone of drunken eating Denny's, so we walk in, there are a few of us from work (i worked for abercrombie and fitch at the time so start the hate) and this lady who's probably in her mid to late forties walks up to me and goes "oh baby my daughter would eat you up" of course we ended up getting seated right next to the table she's at and fuck it went downhill from there, so she continues where she left off, and asks me for my number so she can give it to her daughter, but judging by this lady, her daughter would literally eat me alive, so my we play it cool for a while, and then i just run outside after we eat and paid the bill, ends there right? nope guess again, my buddy decides to give the bitch my number, so i get a phone call the next day asking me to come bar hopping with her, fortunately, i wasn't 21 at the time, so i declined on that excuse, but seriously old puerta rican women scare me
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