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Ice-Is-Scary
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They lie, my last fact was
'It is impossible to lick your elbow'
and though I needed to strain a hell of a lot to get it after a few attempts I licked my elbow.


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Aug 29 2003 10:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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You must have one of those foot-long giraffe tongues or some thing... Gnarly

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Aug 29 2003 10:20PM
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DrPepper
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or you popped your shoulder out of socket.
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Aug 29 2003 10:22PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well i used to wrestle and brazilian jijtzu so im pretty flexable im kinda like a pretzle boy


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Aug 29 2003 10:23PM
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jibberjason
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whoa dude. i was just trying to lick my elbow. I can't even come close. the people i work with think I'm wierd now. I tried to explain that I was just seeing if it was possible to lick my elbow but I don't think that helped any. I should have said I got ice cream on my elbow and I was trying to lick it off, but I'm not that fast of a thinker. actually that wouldn't be much better. trying to lick your elbow is one of the dumbest things I can think of to do at work. well, at least that won't get you fired........
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Aug 29 2003 10:25PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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^ change your signature you arnt made of rubber or you could lick your elbow like me you8 cant be in my club uhhh uh.


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Aug 29 2003 10:28PM
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jibberjason
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awwwww I wanna be in your club. I'm sad now.
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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
Aug 29 2003 10:31PM
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dirty_dreb
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you cant touch your elbows behind your back. A girl with pretty big tits didnt reliz this after like 5 minutes
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Aug 29 2003 10:33PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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i just really hurt my back trying fuck lock your hands together and try it u can get a little further


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Aug 29 2003 10:39PM
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jibberjason
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man i can't do that either. i was trying to put one elbow agains my chair and push really hard but i just can't get it. I need a good body trick but so far I have none. I used to be able to put my leg behind my head. like when i was 19 so that was pretty good.
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I'm not made of rubber. I can't lick my elbow :(
Aug 29 2003 10:41PM
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PhaedeD
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i can lick mines











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Aug 30 2003 12:26AM
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Matty.
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holy fuck thats hard

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Aug 30 2003 12:30AM
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rhcp
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i can lick my elbow too.
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Aug 30 2003 3:31AM
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marlin_102
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i think after that, it said that like 60% of people immediatly try to lick their elbow after they hear that fact.

actually i just made up a number when i said 60%, but its somethign like that.


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Aug 30 2003 4:45AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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actually u made up the whole statistic part


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Aug 30 2003 6:17AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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no, ive heard that too. it was originally in this list of facts or something, and the first was the elbow thing, and the last was that 75% or something people will try to lick there elbows after reading the list.
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Aug 30 2003 6:22AM
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hucksterjibber15
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i tried it when i saw the fact, and again while i read this forum, i hurt my arm tho
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Aug 30 2003 6:46AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well i think the trick is to grab your elbow and muscle it twoards your head while you use the arm that is pinned back to push the back of your head twoards your elbow thats how I do it anyway


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Aug 30 2003 6:54AM
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linejibber550
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im half an inch away from licking it!!! i still cant make it though!


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Aug 30 2003 7:14AM
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never_summer
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its actually 75%...i did a test on that for school...i went to people in the mall and shit and told them that its anatomically impossible to like your elbow....it wuz actally 73% but i rounded up



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Aug 30 2003 8:32AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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well thats gay its a trick i thought i was special


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Aug 30 2003 5:35PM
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