"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
You know what these are? These are my new fucking skis.
You know what that means? I'm getting some fucking pussy tonight.
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with." -Duke Ellington