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I cant sleep!!!

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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
ok, so i cant fall asleep...
it is almost 11:30, and i have to wake up at like 6.
happens every single night...
anybody got some bright ideas, or tricks they use to fall asleep fast?
(besides heavy dosages of drugs)
thank you.
Oct 1 2007 11:35PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
drink a big glass of warm milk


its what my mom told me when i was little
Oct 1 2007 11:37PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
cold medacine
Oct 1 2007 11:41PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
masturbate for sure

or

phat bong loader

or

your dads painkillers

or

nyquil
Oct 1 2007 11:43PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
masterbate


even if you dont fall asleep itll feel good
Oct 1 2007 11:44PM
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2planking
Posts: 1180 - Karma: 17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4_Edo1hB0Q
Oct 1 2007 11:48PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
ok, let me change it from "heavy dosages" to "no drugs".
anybody count sheep? haha
Oct 2 2007 12:06AM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Whack off, and yeah counting works really nicely. And maybe going to bed and not being on NS.
Oct 2 2007 12:08AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
read
Oct 2 2007 12:09AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
what are you? gay?
who reads?
Oct 2 2007 12:10AM
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[Toby]
Posts: 766 - Karma: 10
drink a whole bottle of nyquil and then try to jack off before you fall asleep

the best part is you always win
Oct 2 2007 12:14AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
watch the part on yeah dude where simon talks about himself for like 10 minutes. it put me to sleep
Oct 2 2007 12:15AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
nice brah. hahahaha.
im gunna go attempt to fall asleep.
i'll post tomoro so you know how it goes.
Oct 2 2007 12:16AM
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quixotic
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Rub one out, then lay in bed and start reading a book. You will go out like a light, trust me. I dont know what it is, but that combo will put anyone to sleep, garunteed.
Oct 2 2007 12:21AM
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Alex_thedroog
Posts: 3433 - Karma: 2
works best out of everything

seriously

and you go to bed happy!
Oct 2 2007 12:22AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
try it, you read because its boring so it puts you to sleep.  don't read a good book read a book that you can't even understand.  your brain will shut down.

Oct 2 2007 12:40AM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
readings the shit man dont hate on reading
just pick up some zines rags or mags if ur gonna hate on reading
Oct 2 2007 2:25AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
just stay up and you'll be tired enough to sleep tomorrow
Oct 2 2007 2:27AM
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
get in bed, turn off the lights and all that jazz and then try and stay awake.
Oct 2 2007 2:35AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
take a bath. its only gay if people know about it.
Oct 2 2007 2:36AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
as they say in 40 year old virgin, "take 3 tylenol PMs and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. the best part is, you always win."
Oct 2 2007 3:31AM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
it is 2:30 and I have to get up at 7, just finished a huge english paper. don't worry about 11:30 thats childs play
Oct 2 2007 3:54AM
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sk8almost13x
Posts: 498 - Karma: 10
sometimes i fall asleep at 12 sometimes im up to 3
jus wait till ur mad tired then go to bed ull fall
asleep easier
Oct 2 2007 10:51AM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
Yah don't drink cold medicine. You'll get a good good sleep, but you won't be able to wake up at 6...that's for damn sure.
Oct 2 2007 5:05PM
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eheath
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Word just knock one out.
Oct 2 2007 5:07PM
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Sufferboy
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watch angels in the out field thats what i used to do, o and if ur in catholic school read ur religion book it works like a charm
Oct 2 2007 5:07PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
i have both, and i still hate reading. at least the gay books i have to read for school...
Oct 2 2007 5:14PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
then you are going to go really far in life.  there will be things that you have to do that you aren't going to like, but thats life, so deal with it.  reading those books helps you to think critically about your society. you don't think animal farm is just about farm animals do you?
Oct 2 2007 5:53PM
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robbie_vlad
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Nyquil always does it for me. Take a dose then if you want to jack off and by the time your done you'll be tired.
Oct 2 2007 5:56PM
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sHrEdAgE
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1 dose of a joint about 1 gram
Oct 2 2007 5:58PM
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0ptions
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take a skiing mag and read it front to back then back to front or until you find it hard to keep your eyes open without them burning and ull be out like a light.
Oct 2 2007 5:59PM
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Ruski
Posts: 1872 - Karma: 11
always works for me: turn on some chill calm music that you know really well down low, turn the lights off, and just take a few really deep breathes and then count your breathes up to ten then restart
Oct 2 2007 6:40PM
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doublexl
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i count blunts. puts me under a spell.
Oct 2 2007 7:55PM
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.jon
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i know its too late for this now that its 11 30
Oct 2 2007 9:37PM
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Skierguy1234
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well im looking for advice for the future. duh. haha
Oct 2 2007 9:43PM
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Min_Soo
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HAHAHAHHAA SO TRUE!
Oct 2 2007 9:51PM
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klay
Posts: 283 - Karma: 18
HAHAH i lol'd. but i suggest this:
1. strech, it will make you sleep better, trust me, and it helps with your grabs!
2. read, and nobody hate on reading!
3. listen to some music
4. write, eventually it will make you tired.
Oct 2 2007 9:56PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
if you had a nice vocabulary you wouldnt call everything "gay" that you didnt like. i doo it too but i dont have shit for a vocabualry or spellin for that matter
Oct 2 2007 10:08PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

bro, just because you have a nice vocabulary doesnt mean you have to show it off...
Does Luke use the force to fetch a beer from the fridge? i think not mother fucker...i think not.
hahaha

Oct 2 2007 11:04PM
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860
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 166
You mean it wasn't just a fun story about talking animals?! FUCK!
Oct 2 2007 11:07PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

dude, i thought it had the same story line as Charlottes' Web...guess i failed that test.
hahaha

Oct 2 2007 11:18PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
should we clap for you?

but a large hammer to the dome will keep ya sleep for hours
Oct 2 2007 11:35PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
the last time i smoked a lot and tried to go to bed still blazed i slept walked and turned up in a completely different room with sun chips and a wool blanket
Oct 3 2007 12:36AM
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.jon
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hahahahah fucking hilarious man
Oct 3 2007 12:56AM
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.jon
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almost forgot to ask...
what flavor or sunchips?
Oct 3 2007 12:57AM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
alcohol, nyquil
Oct 3 2007 1:53AM
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jacqui-la-fripui
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 12
going to sleep on that feels better than an orgasm
Oct 3 2007 1:58AM
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SSteezle
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masterbate
Oct 3 2007 1:59AM
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oiECSoi
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why not show it off? dude if i had the force i would use it grab a 30 from the packy while sitting down chillen
Oct 3 2007 5:42PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
from Saving Private Ryan

he says to think about falling asleep when you're laying there..
it actually works
Oct 3 2007 5:54PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
im gunna try that tonight.
Oct 3 2007 7:19PM
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