Ok today i got the stupidest detention in spanish. He always forgets to give people in the back sheets and i guess i didnt noticed yesterday. Well today i didn't have it and he was like wow detention! Do you guys evver suffer random punishments?
-hendrik (used to be tweaks_rock_me)
"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there."
- Pep Fujas
I got 2 days in-school restriction for talking in english about how much I hated my spanish class on the ap spanish test. they give u a tape recorder to record your spanish responses and mine was something like "to pass the time, my friend and I mime creative ways of committing suicide. my personal favorite is the samurai commmitting seppuku." I went on in a very bitter monologue for the rest of the test.
it basically disrupted the entire test because people were laughing, i felt bad but I had asked the proctor of the test if I could say whatever I wanted prior to taking the test. he said "once the tape recorder is on, you can say whatever you want." but then he gave me in-school, kinda lame but whatever. in-school actually turned out to be way more fun than it usually is cause we had this crazy indian guy who didnt care if we talked.
I used to get into trouble all the time in high school. nothing serious, like no fights or anything. just making too many jokes and getting thrown out of class or getting detention. I miss that part of life, it disappears in college.
I asked a girl to be my girlfriend once. And now I'm sitting alone in my room on NS.--Slandis
so far i have gotten 2 days for not covering my spanish book, and 4 for using my cell phone and not giving it to the teacher (the funny thing is i wasn't actually using it) then 1 more for not making up 6 detentions in 8 days. fuck school.
I got an afterschool detention in 7th grade for throwing a plastic binder at a kid and hitting him right next to his eye and cutting a little gash next to his eye. But I swear I was trying to hit another kid with it! The binder curved!!
"so what your not gunna be 6' who cares im an ugly mother fucker and i get by" -Alkyy
I got detention leaving class, i didnt feel like watching a movie on the canadian government. the reason it was an unfair detention was because i left when class was done, my teacher just wanted everyone to stay and watch the video, aparently i was the only one that actually did something instead of complain about how 'gay' it was for her to keep us after class.
got a 5 day out of school suspension for fighting a kid,and got a 7 day out of school suspension for getting drunk on a band trip. last week i got kicked out for 2.5 hours for flicking pennies at a kid across my biology class so i just walked to the bakery and chilled and ate donuts. it was gnar
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last year i got a detention because we had a sub in geometry and in the beginning of the period i was hiding in the closet and i jumped out wen he called my name for attendance. and then i was singing in the middle of class.
i got suspended for 3 days for getting caught by the cops with a 30 rack in the back of my truck at a football game. 3 days were sick i just watched the price is right and skated every day. haha. oh yeah my new assistant principle is a douche so i plan on killing him and his family and making it look like he did it Chris Benoit style. yeah
Skinhead goes down to the Kendall Sq. Station
and he changes For Jamaica Plain,
the conductor says skinhead I need a nickel,
skinhead punches him in the brain! oi!
detentions are gay, i go to a jesuit school, they call them JUG justice under god or some shit, biggest waste of time, this year we get them for not being in proper dress code, ive gotten so many for not having my shirt tucked in, but they are from teachers i have never seen before, so i dont go, best shit was this huge kid from africa, plays football getting a full ride to loyola maryland, but he walks around with a water bottle all day, this teacher asks him is he has a pass for the water bottle and he yells go fuck yourself....long story short he didnt get in any trouble because the dean is the football coach
To become old and wise...you must first become young and stupid.
these are the reasons that i can remember.
the detention lists are put up at school every couple of weeks, with reasons, such as...
attempting to skip chapel.
rearranging folders on the s drive (submissions drive on the school network)
putting junior school members in rubbish bins
hiding under stage during assembly
there are others...but i cant remember them at the moment.
Petey: Excuse me young Negro male, but may I stand here next to you with your "Crew" if you don't mind me saying.
D Jones: Nigga! You best back yo cracka ass off before I pulls out mah nine and cap yo ass, aight nigga?
yea this kid was pissing me off so I brought a knife to school, you know, just to scare him. And like during computer technology class I busted it out and was like fuck you, im gunna kill you, and shit. And my gay teacher gave me detention. Its like, I ddnt even stab him so why do I have detention?
I won the NS signature contest and all I got was this lousy signature
well the story behind it is my very stong male friend put me in a headlock type hug and he flexed his arm muscle and that cut off the air supple to my brain. the reason they gave us this "punishment" is because we were fooling around and doing things we werent supposed to be doing...it was really gay
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
i was rolling pennies across the floor at the vice principal during an assembly in 8th grade
i hit him in the foot like 5 times, and i got quite a big lecture how i was disturbing people at an educational assembly or some shit...
haha and i got someone else detentione one time, at an assembly (in 8th grade again) we took the speakers for the microphone and put them under the bleachers, then they thought it was someone else and he got 2 hours of detention that day