those are totally based on how the tourist/consumer (mostly non park consumer) were treated. of course deer valley is going to win, tourists from hell! but good on a powder day. they all ski groomers.
Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with beer.
Connor: aye, you would.