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Easiest job ever.

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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
so today, i got one of the easiest jobs.
It's this thing called the haunted hayrides, that are held every year, and last about a month, im working there, $7.00 and hour, under the table, no taxes, and all i do is stand in the woods and yell and scream and make people scared as they go by on a wagon.
easiest job ever.
and it gives me about 20+ hours a week.
Sep 25 2007 10:30PM
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meltonsnow
Posts: 680 - Karma: 601
plus u get to see the looks on their faces when they shat
Sep 25 2007 10:32PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
lucky! where do u do this? east coast probs, right?
Sep 25 2007 10:35PM
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TheButterHashira
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they have stuff like that where i live because we have alot of farms and forest land next to a big city.
Sep 25 2007 10:41PM
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mothaeast
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haha yeah we have those, theyre sick
Sep 25 2007 10:41PM
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killabees
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look at his signature

Sep 25 2007 10:42PM
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lushlaxstr
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ur cool
Sep 25 2007 10:42PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
yeah east coast, maine
Sep 25 2007 10:55PM
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Daver_BC
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try working at subway
Sep 25 2007 10:56PM
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jaylib
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italian herb and cheese is better than you
Sep 25 2007 10:58PM
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danedegruyter
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yea rite.. if i take this train engineer course for 6 months and get on at the railroad all id do is sit there and ride a train and start out making 60 000 when im 19... tell me more about htis easy job
Sep 25 2007 10:59PM
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danedegruyter
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60 000 a year
Sep 25 2007 10:59PM
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BigJew
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I would post a picture of the easiest job ever, but it's the reason the hot girl thread got deleted, and i'd probably get banned.
Sep 25 2007 11:00PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
holy shit dude, 60 000 is good, but is that what you're gonna do with your life?
Sep 25 2007 11:02PM
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jaylib
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yeh i'd stay away from the bannage
Sep 25 2007 11:03PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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fuck that sounds tight. i cant wait until our corn maze. the haunted hay rides are the best hehe
Sep 25 2007 11:03PM
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SARTRON
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i never liked those people...

Sep 25 2007 11:03PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
haha the ride itself sucks, not scary to older people, may be to young children i dunno, but it will just be fun to stand there and scream at people
Sep 25 2007 11:06PM
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danedegruyter
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 1,137
thats 60 000 with a 10 000 raise every year until u hit 100 000 and i dunno its an option for me.. u only need highschool education
Sep 25 2007 11:06PM
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.jon
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nice job, im actuall jealous
do you wear a mask or what?
Sep 25 2007 11:52PM
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sHrEdAgE
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try being a lifty at alpine valley in ohio

its really hard to get some speakers a 12 pack and a bag
then just sit there and listen to music while getting fucked up

while getting 8.15
Sep 26 2007 12:05AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
nice man. the easiest job i've ever gotten was in seventh grade behind the gym.
Sep 26 2007 2:42AM
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eheath
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Disagree, being a lifty IS the easiest job ever.
Sep 26 2007 2:53AM
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bitchassphatz
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man im such a pussy. i went to a haunted house when i was a 9ish and cried.....that sucked. my friend must have been crackin' up. everytime i hear of haunted houses i think of that, it was pretty embarassing. what can i say, i spook easily.
Sep 26 2007 6:45AM
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jaylib
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hah i wouldnt mind being a lifty. also that train job sounds pretty tight
Sep 26 2007 6:45AM
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zylstra
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i do the haunted thing around here, we don't get paid though. its fun enough eating their food in the woods and every once in awhile scaring the shit out of people. oh and lastyear i touched a boob
Sep 26 2007 7:07AM
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jaylib
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hahaha was it a nice boob?
Sep 26 2007 7:12AM
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zylstra
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i was dogman and i had a full hairy suit on and i jumped out of a tree only to find my eighth grade english teacher so i began to gallup towards her and then scream rar from behind and she turns around doing this moaning scream and i touched it. it was pretty nice. shes a babe
Sep 26 2007 7:23AM
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jaylib
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haha sounds like a good time
Sep 26 2007 8:22AM
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spudz
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this work studies job im at right now is e-z, i sit in an office and talk to people, make a couple of copies and staple for probably 30 minutes total, and i get to do homework and go on the internet for the rest. scooooooooooooooooooooooooooooore and its 7.50 w/o fed taxes.
Sep 26 2007 9:20AM
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whattheshit
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how old are you?
Sep 26 2007 9:24AM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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sWEET
Sep 26 2007 9:54AM
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spudz
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im 17, turning 18 in a week, dont know who you were asking though, but ill reply just cause im bored!
Sep 26 2007 9:58AM
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kepler.
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i second that
Sep 26 2007 10:06AM
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Billiards.
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I would hate that, you have to stand there in the dark and make noises for hours.= boring and shitty. But I guess if your stoked on it then thats sick man.
I would take my girlfriend or a hot chick back there and mess around. People would be scared of the moaning!
Sep 26 2007 10:08AM
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sk8almost13x
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dude i think ur mad lucky
Sep 26 2007 10:22AM
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jaylib
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haha yeah, dude it's like a shitty run place tho. like they hired me and i didnt even have to fill out an application. i bet there are some trashy ass people that work there
Sep 26 2007 10:24AM
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Billiards.
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hahaha word man, then its obviously a legit cheap job! congrats.
Sep 26 2007 3:49PM
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b-ladd
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nice dude, I work at a cornmaze and it's mad chill. get to be outside, meet people, it's all so laid back.
Sep 26 2007 3:55PM
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skiierman
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Ah that it is! I volunteered for one and all I did was jump out of the bushes and smack the side of the hayride with a shovel. So much fun.
Sep 26 2007 4:05PM
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kgirvan
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i dont have a job
Sep 26 2007 4:27PM
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pns513
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i do the same thing but i just sit in a room and make sure people don't get hurt in the room because it is pitch black and have to feel their way through. it's 8.00 and hour for me
Sep 26 2007 4:46PM
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603skier
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yeah hay rides are the easiest job ever and theres tons of oppertunities if you live in new england.
Sep 26 2007 4:50PM
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396222687862
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hahaha its so trashy you dont even know who else works there, your not allowed to wander the fields to find other scarer's
Sep 26 2007 4:54PM
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RudyGarmisch
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$20 - $30 an hour for tutoring SAT's. Unbelievably easy, and kinda fun too.
Sep 26 2007 4:55PM
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Mod
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If it's a hot chick, or guy in your case Rowen.
Sep 26 2007 5:01PM
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Luc.
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that would actually be so fun.
Sep 26 2007 5:03PM
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GatoGordo
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that doesn't sound like a job for me, there is too much standing involved. i like my summer job at a state park, because i do nothing. i work in the back shop for a ski store in the winter, and that actually takes a bunch of work, because u can never sit.
Sep 26 2007 5:04PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
well i make 14.50/hr teaching kids to swim, or just watching the pool. it's easy shit.
Sep 26 2007 5:08PM
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TonyTheTiger
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I make like 13$ an hour to "teach" newschool.
Sep 26 2007 6:03PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
thats alot of fucking money
Sep 26 2007 6:03PM
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