So for my english class I have to write

You don't believe in Global Warming?

no I believe more in SEASON SHIFTING then global warming

jsut throw in some all gore quotes and voice your opinion on them

I believe the world is flat and that the moon is made of cheese

well them if you dont believe in it then talk about how the fact that there are differnt opinions on global warming and how its changes the way we deal with global warming.
ex. the gov doesnt believe in it so they arent really doing to much. al gore believes in it so he started a following for a greener world.
you gotta learn to make the paper work for you and not the other way around

OMG ME TOO!

why don't you do a 5 page paper on how golbal warming is not affecting the climate today, and tell the teacher that instead of turning in bullshit you don't believe, you decided to voice your opinion on a major problem that the world is facing. i think he/she will understand.

Global Warming

Global warming is the earth's average ground temperatures. The main cause of

global warming is the burning of fossil fuels. These fossil fuels release carbon dioxide into the earth's

atmosphere. Also other substances known as greenhouse gases are released into the earth's atmosphere. The earth becomes a

better insulator, as these gases become more affluent preserving more heat provided

by the sun. Water vapor, carbon dioxide, and methane help trap heat to warm the

planet. These gases are known as the greenhouse gases.

Many things contribute to global warming. Such things are, industries,

transportation, electricity used, waste produced, and agriculture. Industrialized

nations contribute the most to the release of carbon dioxide. These industrialized nations create greater pollution than any other nations. Also construction, and

offshore oil and gas production, and manufacturing dependent on water, and tourism and

recreation, and industry that is located on coastal zones and permafrost regions. Theses all

contribute to global warming. All agro-industries (food and drink, forestry-related

activity, and textiles also contribute. Paper industries also contribute. And steel industries contribute

also to this. So many things contribute to global warming. So many gases are released into the earth's atmosphere. These gases cause so much pollution. Sooner or later the earth will not be able to handle this pollution and eventually will decrease in everything it has gained since its creation.

wow......there are still people that think it isnt true....the fucking polar bears are gonna be gone in like 10 years and people still deny it

Instead of writing a left or right winged paper, present both sides. Go on talking about all the stuff that's happening supposedly because of global warming, then present the other side. It is happening, but our impact on it... very little. It's mostly a natural process. If you don't believe me, look up the global cooling scare back in the mid 1970s. Use that as part of your paper, but be sure to present both sides of the story. There's nothing worse then being a one-winged bird.

Just write down "Natural Climate Change" and hand it in like that. That's what it is anyways.

youre crazy, and dont bring up the global cooling scare, it was very minor and was blown out of proportion by the media. scientists didnt know much to explain what was going on and it ended soon enough anyways.

there are no two sides to the story. there are the vast majority of the world's scientists on the side of "global warming is real" and then theres people for whom no amount of facts or logic will persuade on the other side.

I'm glad your teacher is making you do a paper on global warming, I hope if you present the other "side" you get an F.

yeah its what im doing.. i mean its an easy paper to write its just boring

convert the paper into how in your eyes global warming sucks becuz u like to ski. and if there no snow, you obv cant ski

so write a paper on why you don't believe in it. you have to get credit for that.

LOLLER SKATES

You don't research much, do you? This is why I hate left-winged or right-winged professors. They take one side of the story and tell you that's what's happening and nothing else. I had a teacher last year that had us look at BOTH sides and then make a decision. Kids like you don't have the whole story so I'll give you a bit to look up...
- The programs used to predict what will happen in the future.
- the NATURAL process of global warming (more specifically water vapor)

Oh and why not bring up the global cooling? It's exactly what's happening now. The media is blowing something completely out of proportion that we have little effect over.

the media invented climat change, they have been going back and forth on since the 1800's and they believed they where just as right as the global warming people think they are now. so whos to say we wont switch back to global cooling?

woops mabe not as far back as the 1800's but here is my source http://www.businessandmedia.org/specialreports/2006/fireandice/fireandice_execsum.asp

And you do know that all scientists agree that global warming is happening, BUT they are not all saying that we are the main cause. That piece of information is taken out of context so hard.

Just write about how we have to raise taxes by about 64 Billion to repair the hole in the ozone layer.

id like to call it Climate Change

write thoes two words about 4000 times that should be 5 pages

heres a speech i wrote last year. go for it if you want maybe make it not so speechy

“The sky is falling” A story about a young chicken named Chicken Little. Chicken little believes the sky is falling after an acorn falls on her head. This story has a moral and that moral is not too assume disaster after something insignificant happens. Unfortunately this scenario is happening in the media, society, and people’s minds. What we have is an inconvenient lie. A lie that humanity is greatly as risk to an extreme climate that would cause catastrophes of biblical proportions. The reason there is so much fear is because of a one sided argument caused by the media and the scientific community. When comparing the facts it is obvious that little if any warming has been caused by human activity. I obtained all of my facts from the book “Climate of Fear: Why We Shouldn’t Worry about Global Warming” and from the Glenn Beck television show on CNN. Humans only produce 10 % of global Co2 emissions. Natural causes of co2 such as the oceans and volcanoes produce much more. Co2 is not even a major greenhouse gas; water is the most abundant greenhouse gas in our atmosphere. The media has portrayed Cars and factories as the cause for global warming. You can rest assured that very little if any of the warming over the past hundred years has been our fault.
The world has cooled and warmed frequently in the past. Lake sediment samples suggest the world might of warmed 16 degrees Fahrenheit in 50 years at the end of that last major ice age about 12,000 years ago. A paleoclimatologist suggests that Polar Regions of the earth may have been 36 degrees colder than they are now during the pre Cambrian period. During the Mesozoic the world was 18 degrees warmer than it is now. Back when man was moving out of Africa about 130,000 years ago Europe was 2-5 degrees warmer than it is now. According to our record keepings since 1880 the average world temperature has raised about 1 degree. 1 degree is what everyone is so worried about. In the last 127 years there have been many ups and downs in temperature. The temperature rose from 1880 and peaked in the 50s and the temperatures began to cool. As a matter of fact climate change was an issue in the 70’s, except it wasn’t warming they were worried about it was cooling. Some scientists were expecting the world to go into another ice age. There were articles in TIME and many other popular publications about global cooling. The temperature then started to rise but something strange happened, the warming stopped in 1998 and the temperatures slightly cooled. After the last 127 years of tracking temperatures you would think they would know by now that the averages can change by the decade. A big reason why the world is warmer now than it was in 1880 is because the earth was coming out of a small ice age. If you have ever seen the painting “sunrise at Trenton” you may note that the river the men are floating down is jammed with ice, this is the Delaware River in Delaware, this river is at fairly low latitude and almost at sea level. Where this scene is set the river never sees ice chunks as large as those depicted in the painting. It is said that the northeast received snow in the summer during this small ice age. There is so much evidence that when looked upon it is clear that the climate changes frequently. In Al Gores movie he shows maps of Florida and Manhattan being flooded but the truth is that the IPCC says this is very unlikely. Please if you watch Al Gores movie notice how many times he says the word “if”, and also please examine the manipulated graphs. The evidence strongly suggests that global warming is actually just a natural process of the earth.
There are many people who claim that warming of the earth is something that will hurt agriculture. That does not make any sense to me, because if anything warmer temperatures would mean longer growing seasons. Most places that are already hot but grow crops would not even be affected. The regions that would receive the most effect would be high latitude regions where there is a very short growing season. If the growing season increased by even a week that would greatly increase our quality of life. The warming is actually not even increasing the high temperatures but the low nighttime early morning temperatures. This means that the likeliness of frost destroying crops in low latitude regions is much lower. Many politicians and celebrities that are not even scientists have made global warming seem like a horrible problem that will lead to our demise when in fact it is just part of a natural cycle that actually has benefits for society. Some alarmists believe that this climate would ruin industry and hurt world economies. Even if weather were to have a negative effect on business only 2% of the GDP in the United States is weather dependant. Those businesses are agriculture, fishing, and forestry. The warming is probably beneficial for that small amount of the GDP. Most industry is immune to weather and our warmer temperatures will most likely benefit those that are not immune. Because of warmer temperatures we are able to take better advantage of land and spread people out meaning better qualities of life and less land being overused. Colder climates of the past have led to many people freezing and starving. Colder climates cripple food supplies. Colder temperatures are known to spread disease. That is why wintertime is when colds and the flu are more common problems. During the black plague Europe was cold and wet. The diminishing food supply, and cold temperatures were helping the disease spread within households. In Al Gores movie he goes on about how many heat deaths there will be in the future. The convenient truth is that heat doesn’t kill nearly as many people as cold does. Very few deaths are even caused by the weather. But there are fewer cold deaths per capita thanks to slightly warmer temperatures and better heating systems for homes. And for the record the devastating tsunami was not weather related it was caused by a tectonic shift in the ocean floor. I had to tell you that fact because there are actually people including celebrities who are actually uneducated enough to make the assumption that our pollution caused that tsunami.
An inconvenient truth is that a warmer climate could harbor diseases better, but that brings me to my point of action. I believe that the world’s governments should not spend money on plans such as Kyoto to stall the apparent global warming catastrophe that is to come in the next century, but focus on the issues that are really important like getting clean water to all of the world’s people. This clean water would help to fight diseases. I believe we should be trying to find cures for diseases such as malaria and aids. We should be spending time and money looking into agriculture. I believe that the real reason Alarmists such as Al Gore and many public figures spread their scientific dogma is because they are looking for a way to make the conservatives in America look bad. Many conservatives are supported by oil companies, so the Alarmists are trying to make these politicians look like the horsemen of the apocalypse. One day we will run out of oil but as many wise men have said “necessity is the mother of all innovation”
So as I leave you here hopefully with more open minds, may I remind you that the evidence shows that the climate change is just a natural process of the earth’s climate. And also remember that over the last 100 or so years when the mercury has risen by 1 degree our quality of life, knowledge, agriculture, art, science, population, and many other signs of progress have increased many times more than they did in the previous thousands of years.

its 5 pages double spaced which is the standard for most teachers.

write one word on each page about how you dont agree and turn that shit in.

Dude i think your pretty cool so dont take this as an insult but your comments are so far to one side that your tottally silencing the still ongoing debate. If he got an F just for supporting the other side but did everything else right on his paper I would be outraged that a teacher would force his or her basically political views on the pupils. The global cooling scare may have been blown out of proportion but the global warming scare may be also.
There has never been a time in earths history where the climate was changing. the only constant on earth is change. read some of my facts in the first paragraph or two of my paper it has some cool stuff like how after the last ice age the average world tempurature increased by 16 degrees farenheit.

yea i got forced to watching that d bags movie, it sucks that hes so winny about losing still but the movie did have a lot of really good info

haha well if global warming isnt real then why is Hoth melting??? hahahah

Ok, so your teacher told you to write a paper about how global warming would affect the world. Not about whether or not it actually is affecting the world. So what would happen if the planet warms? Killer beaches everywhere? Siberia would be hospitable? Do the assignment, not what you think the assignment might be. Unless of course you told us the wrong assignment.

YEAH BRO!! i got into SOOOOOOOOOO MANY arguements last year about global warming with my Enviromental science teacher, it was rediculous. Some of his questions on his test were such bullshit, i went up to him, and told him i cant answer it, and he said "answer what will get u points on the test." i told him "I dont agree with any of the choices" such bullshit, fuckin tree hugging enviromentalists, i sorta agree that there is global warming, but my science teacher, as well as Al Gore (remember he invented the internet) think humans are casuing it, which is something i completely disagree with. Have fun tomorow, let us know what happens, im stoked

i was forced to watch the movie also, all it was, was a big sob story about how he lost the election,(get over it), and how his son got hit by a car, he was trying to make ppl feel sorry for his ass, and then they would listen to every thing he had to say, it was a joke. I laughed when i watched that movie, and how bad our schools are getting, to make us watch such bullshit.

oh yea dont get me wrong i really dont like him and it was deff a sob story about his life and he just basically wanted ppl to feel bad for him
but aside from all that he really did have some legit info

suport this statment?

i support that al gore is a winy bitch and the movie was a pitty story, but i also think it had legit info

what legit info, can you give an example? i havnt seen the movie

write about why global warming is false, i mean after all it is nothing more than political propaganda. if your teacher gives you a bad grade its really unfair as long as you research it, cite your sources(something al gore doesnt do btw), and write a well written paper

and if you do get a bad grade raise hell.

See the thing is it is real, and if you watch the end of the video all the sorces are listed (btw)

Would you stop being so fucking retarded for one second and try to realize that we are not saying it doesn't exist. Jesus Christ, training a cat to fuck a hippo would contribute more than you.

Do people think that the pollution of 6 billion human beings has no effect on this planet? Impossible. We're facing extinction, and people are too arrogant or ignorant to think that we could possibly be doing something wrong. The society that exists today is so fundamentally flawed in its approach, it seems irreversable. But, when people are raised to think that the very goal of their lives should be to drive 8 hummers, and own a house that uses 500 times more electricity than they would reasonably need, its not hard to see why this happens. This is damage, and we need to rethink some stuff. We could do it, but we just won't until our backs are really to the wall. And its not about being right, or being liberal or conservative, its about realizing that the system that we all subscribe to and depend on, doesn't tell us everything we need to know in this life, because their lively hood depends on our ignorance.

Wow... how insightful... I think I've read that somewhere once before...

Ah yes, that's where I've seen that...

I can garuntee that all you tree-hugging fuckers aren't going to do one damned thing to help out something that you seem so passionate about. No one is fucking saying that global warming doesn't exist or that we are not contributing at all. Stop your empty preaching bullshit and think for your damned selves.

prove it

seeerrriously! I don't feel your pain at all. This paper will probably be a little mind blowing if you actually research it. A really good opportunity for someone not believing in global warming.

i do to. we shouldspearhead an opperation to makearocket andgo get the moon-seasoned chesse off of the moon and package it and sell it

thats got to be the easiest easy topic ever...

being that your a skiier, im sure you can find a million different ways to explain how global warming is killing our snow and just BS the rest

then make that your main focus...duh.

Really? Same! Also, the sea is made of blue powerade, and the glaciers were formed from eskimos leaving lots of popsicles lying around!

wow that one impressive essay i just read. what did you get on it anyways?