my friend is really good and he says that its like youre continuously falling forward but catching yourself with the unicycle. thats about all i got. you can pm him. awesomecoolguy hit him up im sure he'll be able to hook you up with some advice
"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
also love having to ask the chubby 14 year old girl with no self esteem how much she weighs.
hey, if you dnt wana tell me youre weight, i cant fit you into a real nice snowboard.-Albino
i just practiced a lot using ski poles but one day i lost balance and tried to correct and the front of the seat hit me in the nuts harder than i've ever been hit before, i threw up a little and couldn't move for 3 hours let alone the fact that my nuts hurt and were hella tender for like 2 weeks
so i took a PHATY shit and flushed and to my surprise it just clogged worse and started overflowing and so i was tryin to clean that shit up but cut myself on a sword that i keep hanging over the toilet. at this point i completely lost it because my cat just died so i smashed the FUCK out of my toilet with this dwarven sludge hammer thats also hanging in my bathroom and now my bathrooms kinda flooding but FUCK it im gonna go get some taco bell LATE