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Tree fell on my tennis court! (pics inside)

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1080ski
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well this happened last night sometime- pretty sick but its gonna be a bitch to clean up/see if insurance will pay.

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Sep 16 2007 8:08PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
^not really sure what happened to the sky in that one pick tho haha
Sep 16 2007 8:11PM
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sowstochd
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who fuckin cares dude...you got a tennis court!
Sep 16 2007 8:12PM
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snarky
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wait, you have a tennis court?
Sep 16 2007 8:13PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
wait, dont tell me you have a tennis court
Sep 16 2007 8:14PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
wait you have a court of tennis?
Sep 16 2007 8:21PM
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jimmer
Posts: 3586 - Karma: 80
i once played tennis.
Sep 16 2007 8:22PM
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TerminatorX
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 169
wait a second, you own your own tennis court
Sep 16 2007 8:22PM
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fourhundred
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I'm pretty fucking jealous.. tennis is the tits
Sep 16 2007 8:23PM
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maclem
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lots of people have tennis courts...
anyways, the only thing that seems to be busted is the fence, which is easily fixable. although all the broken branches are gonna be a pain.
Sep 16 2007 8:24PM
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gnustreetfool
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someones got some extra money laying around, you should turn it into a skate park
Sep 16 2007 8:27PM
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bitchassphatz
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wait a second, you own your own tennis court
Sep 16 2007 8:31PM
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followCam
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wait a second, you own your own basketball court?
Sep 16 2007 8:32PM
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GnarBurger
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wait, anyone else notice that everyone is saying wait?

Sep 16 2007 8:33PM
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TerminatorX
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lots of people dont have tennis courts. lots of people have neighborhood tennis courts though. the only person i know who owned a tennis court was peter griffin
Sep 16 2007 8:34PM
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b-ladd
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wait, you know peter griffin?
Sep 16 2007 8:36PM
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IcePointa
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cut up the tree, make a new fence, and use it to replace the broken section

but since your prents are prob rich, lazy, middle aged white people hire some mexicans to clean it up and buy a new fence
Sep 16 2007 8:39PM
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chapz
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wait wait wait. do you actually own you very own tennis court?
Sep 16 2007 8:40PM
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scientist
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don be tellin a bitch yous gots yo own whiffleball court!?!
Sep 16 2007 8:42PM
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whattheshit
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looks like a dead tree.  your fault for not preventing it.  thats what the insurance would say.
Sep 16 2007 8:43PM
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.makuma.
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thats really wise
Sep 16 2007 8:44PM
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Calvin.
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You're not telling me that you have a private tennis court, are you?
Sep 16 2007 8:46PM
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Peter.
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a kid in my neighborhood has a blue tennis court

fuck green courts, blue is where its at
Sep 16 2007 8:48PM
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TheMoostafian
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wait, so you mean to inform me that you have a court of tennis playing?
Sep 16 2007 8:52PM
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honeydip
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wow thats sick u havt a tennis court. and that doesnt even look that bad, it shouldnt be hard to clean up. itll be a sick story tho
Sep 16 2007 8:54PM
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1080ski
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way to be a dick. my dad didnt even go to college because he couldn't afford it (neither could his family) and my mom wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth either, so shut the fuck up. he started his own company and made every cent he owns today, asshole, don't call my family lazy. me and my brothers have to clean it up and if insurance doesn't pay for it, most likely build or buy a new fence.

and, yes, i have a tennis court.
Sep 16 2007 8:56PM
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bitchassphatz
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i'd jsut leave it for the winter, it's a pretty nice log jib. and if you have tennis court lightsyou have a night park, with a safety net for when you land. you wouldn't want to run into the other side of the fence.
Sep 16 2007 8:57PM
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killabees
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have i ever told you about the time i invented snowboarding?
Sep 16 2007 8:59PM
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Microcosm
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bahahhaha, so many of your posts make no sense to the thread but they're hilarious.

wait, you own a tennis court?
Sep 16 2007 9:19PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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wait you own a tennis court?


both my neighbors do so i just sneak over there when there on vacation and play/skate
Sep 16 2007 9:21PM
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MattMcGinnis
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rmost people dont get rich by being lazy
Sep 16 2007 9:24PM
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foodisfun
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wait, yams are really sweet potatoes with marshmallows on top?
Sep 16 2007 9:25PM
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nitsua
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do u have a range rover and lexus too?
Sep 16 2007 9:27PM
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1080ski
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^whatever rag on me for having money. im sorry my dad works hard in life... its not like i try and flaunt it or anything, so you are obviously jelous or just have problems with other people for no reason
Sep 16 2007 9:31PM
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TheButterHashira
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if you have a tennis court your rich so you have insurance so you can afford some poor people to clean it up
Sep 16 2007 9:31PM
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1080ski
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^why do you have to be a dick about it dude? i never do anything to piss you off so why be a dick?
Sep 16 2007 9:31PM
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Lineskiah11
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meh thats not too bad its really just the fence. i mean it doesnt look like it killed the court or anything
Sep 16 2007 9:34PM
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foodisfun
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jealousy. young lad, jealousy.  the side effect of hard work
Sep 16 2007 9:36PM
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Microcosm
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I understand what you mean. my dad worked hard to get anything that he has today as well. he started out poor, not even in the US and he studied hard to go to college/grad school and get a good job. so for me nothing comes easy because he won't accept laziness just because I don't have to worry about not being able to afford simple things. I still don't have a tennis court in my yard but uh.. we're not really tennis players.
Sep 16 2007 9:44PM
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thenakedcellist
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damn ur a rich boy
Sep 16 2007 9:47PM
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steezyjibber
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wait, you go went to court because you were playing tennis?
Sep 16 2007 9:48PM
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IcePointa
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thats right, people get lazy after their rich
Sep 16 2007 9:49PM
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kepler.
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hahah "not trying to flaunt it?" you make a pointless thread about an event that is meaningless to 100% of NS (i rounded up because the number is that freakin close to 100%) about you having a tennis court. sounds like claiming to me

i've only known two people with tennis courts. one was a rich faggot who flaunted his money by driving a jag to school. the other was a chill kid who i played soccer with for years who randomly was the grandson of orville redenbacher (the popcorn guy) i'm hopin this was a random fluke of you claiming and you are actually not a spoiled brat, which i don't think you are
Sep 16 2007 9:53PM
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1080ski
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^uh, i made the thread because its something interesting that happened. the thread isnt about how i have a tennis court, its about how the tree fell on it and wrecked the fence... you didnt see me make a thread "yo check out my tennis court and parents cars!!" its by no means a claim. you guys need to calm down and realize that i didnt make this thread to say that i have a tennis court.
Sep 16 2007 9:57PM
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1080ski
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and i checked out your threads- now there is some quality shit that is usefull to most of NS. let me give some examples

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/314955/

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/317325/
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/318047/


now im sure that i dont have 100% usefull threads, and neither do you. thats my point exactly. most of the threads on NS arent too useful- think before you post...
Sep 16 2007 10:01PM
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bitchassphatz
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nothing wrong with having money kids. everyone here must have some sort of money. you can afford ski gear, passes, and gas to goto the hill.

a tennis court isn't that much money is it?

i guess i see a tennis court as a waste of money. i'd rather have a country club membership. rich girls, pools, free food, golf course, etc.


anyway, even if a tree cruched his deck, or dog, or fence. i'm sure he'd still have posted it.
Sep 16 2007 10:07PM
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salomonskiier12
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chop up the wood and make a mtn bike course
Sep 16 2007 10:10PM
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t-roy
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wait, you have a dead tree?

wait, could wait replace cool story hansel?
Sep 16 2007 10:22PM
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bitchassphatz
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wait, cool story hansel?
Sep 16 2007 10:25PM
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Elijah.
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Hold up, you got yourself a tennis court?
Sep 16 2007 10:26PM
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t-roy
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that's what i'm talkin bout boooyahhhhh
Sep 16 2007 10:26PM
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