he really needs to shut the fuck up, he's not funny at all. if i were a gay guy i'd kill him because he's ruining the image of the homosexual community.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make any sense
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."