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Its Sex Day in Russia

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RudyGarmisch
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Not even kidding. The govenor of a province in Russia is asking people take the day off work to have sex in order to reverse the declining birth rates in the country. Cash prizes and cars will be given away in nine months for parents that have a child around Russia's national day (June 12).

Now, dont get me wrong, Russia doesnt have their shit together  most of the time... but this is one thing we should import to the US.
Sep 13 2007 4:06PM
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RudyGarmisch
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6990802.stm
Sep 13 2007 4:07PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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We talked about this in my contemp class.  Fuckin Russians.....
Sep 13 2007 4:09PM
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Tinga
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haha sounds like fun. except for those that arent married hving kids? weird
Sep 13 2007 4:09PM
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freezed
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i don't think we need that in the US. we have plenty of people.
Sep 13 2007 4:11PM
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RudyGarmisch
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How about a safe sex day?
Sep 13 2007 4:14PM
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dave44
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Imagine how busy the hospitals would be on the weeks around the 12th of June... and also, that region would have a lotta people with birthdays around ~12 June.
Sep 13 2007 4:15PM
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freestyler540
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Well, they don't believe in abortion so the US will be full of dysfunctional families that raises (or tries) dysfunctional children. So as the population rate rises, so does the crime rate

Sep 13 2007 4:19PM
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da-bling
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good stuff
Sep 13 2007 4:20PM
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timmi
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can you imagine being born on june 12? haha you werent really wanted!
and yeah we were talking about this in international business. the presedent or whatever they have said that it will raise spirits and make more productive workers. also, it will raise the economy.
im not sure if anyone mentioned it, but if you get knocked up on that day, you are entered to win like cars and fridges and stuff. you could get 10,000 or something nuts.
Sep 13 2007 4:26PM
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TheButterHashira
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i think my school system might be doing something like that because i had today off
Sep 13 2007 4:26PM
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ijibgoremtn
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damn lucky bastards i wish i could have taken today off and gotten laid
Sep 13 2007 4:29PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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hahah i read that as contempt class..then you said fucking russians. funny shit
Sep 13 2007 4:32PM
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freezed
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that's more like it, haha
Sep 13 2007 4:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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This article could be useful for the bars later tonight....
Sep 13 2007 4:35PM
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.makuma.
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that would make my day
Sep 13 2007 4:44PM
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J.D.
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Oh, and it will. Promise.
Sep 13 2007 4:45PM
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dave44
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Hahahahah, what, encouraging teenage pregnancies?
Sep 13 2007 4:46PM
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Shorton
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sounds like a cool idea
Sep 13 2007 4:49PM
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grams.
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fuck national sex day, there should be a national NS day for sure
Sep 13 2007 4:52PM
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EastSteez.
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lol
Sep 13 2007 4:53PM
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timmi
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im not sure your priorities are straight
Sep 13 2007 4:53PM
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grams.
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you can sex it up anyday you want.
Sep 13 2007 4:55PM
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TheButterHashira
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they gave us condoms yesterday.
Sep 13 2007 4:56PM
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PeteyG
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pun intended?
Sep 13 2007 5:15PM
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Tinga
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haha
Sep 13 2007 5:29PM
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-+Siver+-
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wow
Sep 13 2007 7:02PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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its always sexy time in my hood
Sep 13 2007 7:20PM
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grams.
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word to that
Sep 13 2007 7:21PM
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hurrisun
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we also discussed that in my world issues class pretty sweet holiday if u ask me
Sep 13 2007 7:26PM
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doublexl
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or a spred AIDz day?
Sep 13 2007 7:31PM
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t-roy
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better yet, national blowjob day;....i want to be president and bring that about...you know congress would pass it, lolz
Sep 13 2007 7:32PM
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zackblain
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everyday is sex day for me
Sep 13 2007 7:40PM
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Calvin.
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Is it better to kill a child then to raise it improperly?
Did you know that people can actually raise a child well if they try?

And if the population goes up, crime goes up, wouldn't the number of cops go up too?
Sep 13 2007 7:51PM
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skiierman
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Fuck that. National Sex Day would be awesome, but you HAVE to get a woman pregnant... fuck that.
Sep 13 2007 9:11PM
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