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How can i pretend to have add so....

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bryceCTS
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i cant focus at all or like do my homework completely without getting distracted.. but it know its not ADD its just lazyness
how can i pretend that i have ADD good enough for my parents to beleive me so i can get a perscription to adderol so i can take it to do homework and study and what not
Sep 12 2007 10:20PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

do your fucking homework.

Sep 12 2007 10:21PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
just say you have it, it doesnt really exist just go to the doctor and pretend and theyll be like o shit you need these meds here
Sep 12 2007 10:21PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
getting off NS would be a start
Sep 12 2007 10:22PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
ADD and ADHD is such a load of crap.
just chill out and keep yourself focused.
yoga works.
Sep 12 2007 10:22PM
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bryceCTS
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 7
no blood tests or anything?
Sep 12 2007 10:22PM
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alaskakid
Posts: 5540 - Karma: 430
Most people get that when they do homework. Man up
Sep 12 2007 10:22PM
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crooks
Posts: 14693 - Karma: 786
dude your like 14, you probably barely have any homework anyway... just suck it up and do it.
Sep 12 2007 10:22PM
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bryceCTS
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 7
BUT I WANT ADDEROL!!!!!
Sep 12 2007 10:23PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
dude they can give you weed for that shit, i can get legal weed for anxiety but my mom doesnt want me to have it so i cant go in and get it grrrrr
Sep 12 2007 10:25PM
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snarky
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Sep 12 2007 10:43PM
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doublexl
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dude fuck you. thats just a straight up bite. change you icon.
Sep 12 2007 10:47PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
This is ridiculous. #1 its easy as shit to get and #2 fuck you. you have NO idea how hard it is to have ADD or ADHD. Shut up and thank God you weren't born with ADD. I grew up dealing with ADHD and Dyslexia and believe me when I say I would trade all of the adderall in the WORLD for one fucking day without ADHD. My LDs literally took away my childhood and most of my teenage years.
Just man up and do your work.
Sep 12 2007 11:42PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
tell the doctor and your parents you cant consentrate for shit even if yu try. then you get your aderall and its smooth sailing
Sep 12 2007 11:43PM
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thefilmerguy
Posts: 2847 - Karma: 55
dont be a bitch, no one likes you and being a bitch doesnt help
Sep 13 2007 12:11AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
oh stop whining, kid...adderol isnt gonna do shit for you, what you need is something stronger. just go get some oxycottin and pop a couple of them, if you puke you took too much so keep taking that many until you can take it, then you should be set to do your homework.
Sep 13 2007 12:17AM
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CMF
Posts: 1918 - Karma: 16
you are what is wrong with america
Sep 13 2007 12:18AM
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calebski.
Posts: 703 - Karma: 10
just do your homework
Sep 13 2007 12:20AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
add is totally fake, 100% bullshit, YOU just needed to be hit morea s a child
Sep 13 2007 12:25AM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
i didn't have to do anything to get a prescription, i just said i couldn't focus and my whole family was like, "yes! i knew that you had ADD since you were a child! when you used to be so annoying! i knew it was the ADD!!"

that's about it. my friend apparently had to take a really long test.

either way i don't think that it's that hard to get the medicine.
Sep 13 2007 1:34AM
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dinopudge
Posts: 199 - Karma: 10
oh. i guess some symptoms:

forgetfulness. i dunno if its worth it cause your parents will probably be pissed that you're being really forgetful. like, if they say to go upstairs to get socks or something, go upstairs but then come down emptyhanded and say that you forgot what you went up there for. that's happened to me many a time.

hard to focus.

random episodes of energy (i break into dance at weird times) and then being normal again like a minute later. it's not ADHD, it's ADD, so you aren't hyper, you just get random fits of energy.

uh. i dunno what else. this is what the psycologist/medicine giver asked me about when i got my perscription.
Sep 13 2007 1:38AM
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Casey
Posts: 7781 - Karma: 23,429
you dont need to be hyper to be ADD, like with me someone will be talking to me, like at work or something when I'm supposed to be paying attention, and like a minute later I'll realize that I just haven't been paying attention whatsoever to what my boss has been saying, or like I'll walk out to leave and realize I don't have my car keys, and I have no idea where they are.. Basically people just think you smoke way too much weed.
Sep 13 2007 2:06AM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
is that like actually the symptoms? cause you basicaly described me exactly......... YUUUUSSS! FREE DRUGS !!!!!!!!
Sep 13 2007 2:45AM
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Calb3rt
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man once you turn 18 then you;'ll be able to smoke all the anxiety stopping pot you want.
Sep 13 2007 2:56AM
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