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For my thousandth post, i create the best story from the summer thread
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its the night before the first day of school, and i wanna know all of your stories from the summer. my summer was boring, i got 750 posts since july 20th
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to tell you the honest truth, I went on NS and read other peoples funny stories to pretend like i was doing somthing fun
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and you developed a chronic masturbation habit, 8 times a day is not healthy no matter how horny you are.
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i had the best summer of my life. i wakeboarded so often (for a while i was on a 16 day straight stretch) i had a chill job, didnt work too much, but not too little either. i did a lot of mountain biking, hung out with a ton of girls, went to a couple parties. good summer.
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i've lived fine with my 8 times a day habit for years. dont know what ur talkin about.
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hmmm most fun thing i did? nah how about most fun SUMMER thing, not just regular party shit i can always do.
One day my brother calls me up and is like "yo you want to come tubing with us down the river?" the river he is talking about is quite a few miles long, big ass stretch of river going from one bridge to another. i say sure and call up a buddy. me and my buddy get a tube each and head out, after waiting for my bro and his 2 friends for about half an hour at the bottom (where we would be ending our journey) he shows up with a car full of tubes, 2 friends and 2 30 racks or natty ice (insert bro rape joke here, shit has high alcohol content) so the five of us stuff our asses into one car with all the tubes and leave the other car there and we drive up the river for about 20 minutes to the other bridge. we take the two racks and put them into some mesh baggies and tie them to our tubes and let them float in the water, some of us jump the bridge and then get on our tubes. we begin the float and realize we are going pretty fast, even some little rapids. obviously we are all drinking pretty hard right off the bat. the thing aut my tube is that it loses air after about 45 minutes, so we plan to stop at each island and reinflate as well as shotgun a beer. we float down more and are followed by many creatures, our friend almost got pwned by a beaver that was about a foot from him and we got followed by a few huge ass great blue herrons. after about 4 islands we are all at about 8-10 beers and getting pretty fucked up. its been about 3 hours and we see a huge group of people doing the same thing who had caught up to us, it was just a bunch of who went to our highschool. we continue down with them near our floating party for a while, a few more island stops are made...and then the final one we think...what i fail to realize is two things...1. im fucking shitfaced 2. the next stop is the end and it is an hour away. so im floatin on down and realize im almost deflated, i try to get out but i realize its almost dark and im freeeeezing, i get to the side of the river after swimming like a mile and falling in the cold water a bunch and make my friend blow up my tube as i lay there shaking my ass off scared im gonna die and i finally get on the tube after flipping over ten times into the shallow ass water cause the current. i finally make it down to the end after about 5 hours total shitfaced and get the car and go home safe. it was a damn good time and a sick thing to do in the summer.
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got a job, went surfing a lot and bodyboarding a lot. quit that job to go surfing more and bodyboarding more. got a new job with better hours.
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i dont have time for a long story right now so ill summarize:
beginning of summer, my game went wayyyy up. i partied hard, like a few times a week. got a lot of pussy too, which is fucking sweet and im not slowin down. (i pretty much said this to claim and do have time but oh well!!)
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there's a river in the town i'm going to school at. so many of the college students here do it...it is basically the thing to do in the summer or any hot day. one time me and a few friends inflated a pool and tossed in the cooler and floated for a few hours with it deflating the whole time. then where most people get out of the river there is always a huge party going on from about noon until dark. fun to see hammered people gettin all rowdy. and also there are usualy the town bums there cooking hot dogs in exchange for everyone's empty cans. good times.
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my summer went from fucking awesome to damn shitty really quick, but I will tell you about the good part.
The best part of my summer was my fishing trip to canada with my brother and dad, my crazy ass uncle from milwaukee who is awesome, and my uncles friend who owns a strip club in milwaukee, at this resort that you have to boat into, so there are no cops for miles, and there is a bar there, and at the time my dad was fine with me drinking. so I have to say the best part of summer was when We had our fishing days, we would have a shore lunch in the middle of nowhere with our fishing guide, he would bing the pans and potatos and stuff, chilling and watching nature ( this snapping turtle came and stole a fish carcus) loons and band eagles everywhere. Then we would go fishing again, and we saw 2 eagles doing a mating ritual, and if anybody has ever seen it before, they know it is the coolest thing ever- they latch claws and go into a spiral, and when they are feet from the ground, they break apart. Anyways that was the day, then we went back, hung out in the bar, me and the 3 dads drank beer together, then my dad bought a round of cubans, which were really good. it was an awesome time
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sounds like a fun time chilling and just relaxing without a care in the world. I wish days like that could go on forever.
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me and my buddies have actually been doing that for the past 2 years.... it is probably the best thting to do on like a slow summer day... we go for about 4 and a half hours.. we stop at this same island everytime and make a big camp fire.. where we break out the hotdogs and chips and beer and bud. we also bring a radio with a I-trip and listen to music the entire time.
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no stories, i don't think. but i went to the gorge for dave though, it made my life. along with wutang clan. and i went to canada for a week. and i bought two more horses. best thing though was my dad told me maybe if i get all As for the next two years of high school (not really a chance that i'll be able to do that but i'll try) and get good SAT scores then he'll give me his WRX as a graduation present. that would be amazing.
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Wu Tang at Bumbershoot?
Jea WA reppin.
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i got arrested for being drunk in public... best time of my life
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yea so great! you went too?
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i snuck out and met up with my friend who had a 24 of keystone, so we split that then went to this one girls house and drank more. Then we got kicked out cus we were being to loud and obnoxious since we were trying to out drink eatchother, Well we are laying in the road outside of this girls house drinking beer, then we realize we have to get home some how. So we proceded to walk about 2 miles home. I feel on my face like twice and broke the front part of myphone. We also had to run from the cops cus they stopped in the middle of the road
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oh shit i need to leran how to read i thought it said "last day of summer thread"
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dude, u too?
anyways, i got the girl ive loved for years to love me too
well, i was siked
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Wow no way man a real live girl
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