me: "you should just say you're 17"
mikey:: "But wouldn't she know when she like (mutters off) downstairs"
me: "You have a small penis, don't you"
miley: "well not very small, but..."
speaking of rough hugs... one of my friends (lets call him otus) was gonna hug a chick at school (lets call her bertha), so bertha goes running up to otus and jumps up because hes really tall, the top of her low cut shirt got caught on his belt and was pulled down along with her bra in the middle of the locker bank, i was happy, she was not