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whanker56
Posts: 22 - Karma: 10
what are some good senior pranks that you've heard of or even done...i want some really good ones to do this year
Aug 21 2003 4:00PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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put 4 sheep in different parts of you school numbered 1,2,3, and 5. people will be looking for hours for sheep number 4. use more sheep depending on the size of your highschool

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Aug 21 2003 4:22PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
do that with any type of animal and combo of numbers...

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Aug 21 2003 4:39PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
super glue all of the locks!!!
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Aug 21 2003 4:40PM
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Nickskier
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some kids drove a car into our lobby
Aug 21 2003 4:44PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
pour a whole bottle of really sudsy detergent or soap into urinals that continuously flush in the school bathrooms, and voila...


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Aug 21 2003 5:00PM
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buy mice or crickets from a pet store and let them go in the school.

flush a toilet and stand back and chuck in a block of potassium, it'll blow the toilet up.

empty some medicine capsules and fill them with purple iodine then toss a few in a urinal. when someone pees, the capsule melts and the iodine will spatter all over when it mixes with pee.

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Aug 21 2003 6:22PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
For ours we were just gonna get some greesed up pigs and put them in our elevator, so when someone opens it up, bam!, three or four pigs charging at them, and noone will be able to catch them because there greesed up.




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Aug 21 2003 6:28PM
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ILoveShinitzel!!!
Posts: 68 - Karma: 9
bring a cow two a second floor cause they have a hard tome walking down stairs
Aug 21 2003 7:04PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
paint something. anything.
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Aug 21 2003 7:38PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
have everybody take shits into buckets, and then get some gloves, and some gasmasks, and smear poop all over the walls in the school


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Aug 21 2003 7:42PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
lots of peopple do the animal with wrong numbers thing...... last year they cemented a keg in front of the entrance to our school.... our class might have everyone pith in 5 bucks and buy thousands of feeder mice. and release them.


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Aug 21 2003 8:20PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
haha, we didnt do pranks, we just skipped.
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Aug 21 2003 8:30PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
what is it with fat people (CARTMAN AND SAM) and smearing poop on walls?
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Aug 21 2003 9:12PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
put super cglue over sum1s locker combo thingy, it wont harden till the heat frum there hands touches it




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Aug 21 2003 9:21PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
or just get a buch of hokkers to have sex with you during lunch...
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Aug 21 2003 9:29PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
People at our school have done numerous crazy shit things. For example... Putting the principal's car on top of the school; filling one teacher's classroom with hay and barnyard animals; there's a stuffed lynx (our mascot) in a class case in front of the gym entrance, and after our last assembly one year, a guy got naked and replaced the lynx in the case... Needless to say, it got moved to the counseling office; my friend, Nolan, streaked at a girl's soccer game, but he ended up getting killing in a car accident with a bus; we completely filled Mr. Harrington's room with thousands of blown up balloons (that was as a retirement prank, and not a senior prank, but still); mostly things involving putting vehicles in weird places.... Oh yeah, there was one where they put entire teachers' classrooms on the teachers' front lawns... desks, tables, chalkboards, etc., so when they came outside to get in their cars and go to school the next morning, they had a big surprise. Also, they turned one classroom completely and exactly upside down, once... or sideways. Our principal is gay, so there have been numerous things revolving around that... You get the idea

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Aug 21 2003 9:42PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
just put milk in a condom and put it on the principles desk, i got a yellow card for doing that

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Aug 21 2003 9:49PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
What's a yellow card? You mean like the ones they give you in soccer?

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Aug 21 2003 9:50PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
i was wondering the same thing. Is it kinda like a referral maybe?
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Aug 21 2003 9:51PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I'm guessing it's like in soccer... They make you sit out if you fuck with the ref too much. You don't want a red card... Maybe he got suspended? Who knows.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Aug 21 2003 9:54PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
you don't put milk you put hand soap.
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Aug 21 2003 10:09PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
no...cottage cheese
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Aug 21 2003 10:18PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
wow, elasmo, that was some crazy shit your school does.

I think the biggest prank we had was a soccer goal put in our parking lot, oh and it got real crazy when there were bras in the parking lot trees.




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Aug 21 2003 10:24PM
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joey_fauth
Posts: 318 - Karma: 27
i was watching this dateline show or some show like that, and these like 5 kids released like 1000's of killer bees all over there school. i think like a couple kids died, yeah, it was pretyy sweet, except for the dying part.
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Aug 21 2003 10:54PM
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What_A_Wookie
Posts: 3231 - Karma: 21
bleach your name in the foootball field
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Aug 21 2003 10:57PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
Uhh first off, you're WAY wrong Logan. Harrington was the one who told us about them. Second, he didn't die... He retired dumbass. I saw him at Costco a couple weeks ago, and he's as well as ever. He was the sickest teacher. You never had him, so you don't know shit about him. FUCK OFF LOGAN. Most of those I said were played on Harrington (the animals and hay, balloons, room on the lawn) and the old AP Lang teacher... can't think of her name at the moment, but they pulled the upside down room shit on her. Harrington told us about the car on the roof of the pool, naked guy in the class case, etc. pranks, and those seniors weren't allowed to walk at graduation. Nice try... You don't make me look stupid... Just yourself.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Aug 21 2003 11:17PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
No... you just look like a stupid little annoying prick... Which is quite accurate. Troy told me you were going to boarding school for hockey in BC. Anyway, you know nothing about my sex life, and I am definitely not a slut. And yes, you are a retard... Nice job with the false information there, fag

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Aug 21 2003 11:21PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
hahahahahahahahahaha....... calm down people.


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

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Aug 21 2003 11:24PM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
My friend's sister did this to a rival school: She got the phone book with everyone's number, then called everyone in the school one night, and told them that there was going to be a mandatory drug test the next day and that everyone had to bring a sample of urine, if they didn't they'd be suspended, so the next day everyone shows up with plastic bags full of piss, looking for where to turn them in.
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Aug 21 2003 11:35PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
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2003-08-21 23:23:36
how about you go jack off daddy and stop typing, which is what i have heard as a regular routine'

Yes, we are still in high school, Logan. Even if you did hear that about me and my dad (which obviously you haven't), you should know quite well by now that 95% of the bull shit gosip said during high school isn't true.

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Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Aug 21 2003 11:45PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
awsome prank:

1. find cat.
2. kill cat.
3. scoop out cats inards.
4. fill cat with plastic explosive.
5. dare the principal to eat dead cat.
6. suck principals cock until hes busts on your tits.

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Aug 22 2003 12:12AM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
i stole like 2000 little ketchup packets from our school and poured them down the main stairway, it was sweet cuz everyone stepped on the and it shot everywhere but then i got suspended for 5 days.......not to bad for a sophomore prank
Aug 22 2003 12:51AM
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Dr.Dealgood
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one of ours was taking a dead beaver and throwing into the heating system. whole school smelled like roadkill. and another is they put all the charirs and desks on the roof.
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Aug 22 2003 1:09AM
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GRANDHAVENSKI
Posts: 704 - Karma: 10
same thing as raggae concept only use greased pigs so there hard to catch. also use like 20.

or buy a bunch of old junkers and park them infront of the school doors. but take off the rims so they cant tow them.


Hey farva, whats that resturaunt you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mossarlla sticks?....... Shenanigans, your talkin about shenanigans right?
Aug 22 2003 1:29AM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
One thing you can do is get like some sort of oil...i think olive oil works and like write your name or class year or something into the blacktop. It like gets stuck in there and takes a long time to get it out without replacing the parking lot or something.
Aug 22 2003 1:37AM
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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
Logan, don't worry I agree with you. I saw her at the gas station and ski was buying the zzs

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I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth

Aug 22 2003 1:43AM
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dilla_says_go
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i think our senior prank is going to be throwing a mattress in the pool.. i guess the mattress gets mad heavy and you need to drain the pool and either use a crane or cut it into pieces to get it out.

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Aug 22 2003 2:23AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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one time the window in our pool broke and all the water drained out.

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Aug 22 2003 2:58AM
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tremblantripper
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this year instead of having a prank all the grads at my school(including myself) just got shitfaced at our school one night and started fucking shit up around the school, breaking windows, spray painting etc, then one person found a way in so we went and started fucking shit up inside the school, some kids got arrested and expelled for that, it seemed like a good idea at the time


Aug 22 2003 4:02AM
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ILoveShinitzel!!!
Posts: 68 - Karma: 9
i want to know how you get a car on top of a school
Aug 22 2003 4:21AM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
^throw it


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

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Aug 22 2003 4:33AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
i dunno man cars are heavy
please explain how u did that
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Aug 22 2003 4:50AM
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ElasmoSkiChick
Posts: 5089 - Karma: 28
I don't know... We asked Harrington and I think he said the kid's dad owned a construction business or something and they used a crane.

~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~§~*~

Sex is like math:
You plus me
Minus the clothes
Divide the legs
And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!
We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
Aug 22 2003 5:23AM
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lineskier10
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yeah the whole bee thing, noone died, i saw the show and i dont even think anyone got stung, but it was still a sick prank
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Aug 22 2003 5:46AM
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inverted
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in our school we have a big open indoor courtyard in the middle, caught some crows and let them loose in there, they stayed in there for about three weeks and yea u had to watch where u walked for fear of being shit on, i have no idea how they got the birds out
Aug 22 2003 10:21AM
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tipshift
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
I heard about the car thing happening in the sixties at my uncles school and what they did was get all the big guys and pick the car up and tilt it sideways to carry it up the halls of their upperschool.

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Aug 22 2003 5:20PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
^ was it a Yugo?


Fritz

'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham

'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes

'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'
Bob Marley

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Aug 22 2003 8:26PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
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Anybody here go to CB East????


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Aug 22 2003 9:21PM
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never_summer
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some kids at our school last year stole some pigs from old mcdonalds farm (a petting zoo) and let them loose in the school....those kids werent alound to graduate at the same time as everybody else...they had to do it a week later



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Aug 22 2003 9:56PM
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Big-L
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ive heard of putting the car on the roof thing and they just dismantled most of it an remade it on the roof an i guess hoisted the heavier parts up with ropes and football players. yup

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Aug 22 2003 10:14PM
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