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So you See a HOT Amazing Girl! Whats ur BEST Pick-Up Line?

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Jon-Jon
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i would say... are those real?
Sep 5 2007 1:37AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
no
Sep 5 2007 1:40AM
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TheMoostafian
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you never mentioned the size of her tits so why would you say that



i'd probably go with "wanna bang?"

or

"i wish you were a door so i could bang you all night"

or

"hey, wanna play doctor, you can inspect my penal instrument"

or

"bitch get in my car"
Sep 5 2007 1:41AM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
i am asking u!

well do u have big tits?
Sep 5 2007 1:41AM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
i ment i am not askin you u...
Sep 5 2007 1:42AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
bahahaha

id say every last one you guys have posted suck ass and wouldint work.
Sep 5 2007 1:43AM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
haha, i like that!
Sep 5 2007 1:43AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
hey girl you need a ride?,.....GET INSIDEEEE
Sep 5 2007 1:43AM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
well would work for u?
Sep 5 2007 1:44AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
haha it was a joke
Sep 5 2007 1:44AM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
damn... ur a KIDNAPPER!
Sep 5 2007 1:44AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
seriously?

just be calm and confident and introduce yourself i'd just be like "hi, i'm ajay"

then see where it goes, if it doesn't work out there are other hot girls out there
Sep 5 2007 1:48AM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
word, i dont have any "pick up" lines.
Sep 5 2007 1:50AM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
i usually go with the "if-i-try-some-stupid-line-it-wont-work-so-i'll-just-be-myself" approach...
Sep 5 2007 1:52AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
and thats why I laughed.
Sep 5 2007 1:53AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
no joke dude, that always works

without fail
Sep 5 2007 2:02AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
oh

haha
Sep 5 2007 2:04AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
never done it and never will, but i've always wanted to go up to a girl that was just on the phone and ask "was that just god on his phone, asking for his angel back?"

or same idea, you pretend you're on the phone and as you're walking by a girl, stop her and say "excuse me, god's on the phone and he says he wants his angel back."
Sep 5 2007 2:11AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
there are so many times when I'm talking to a girl who works at some store, and I think shes into me, and she asks me "is there anything else I can help you with?" and I just want to say "yeah what are you doing tomorrow night?" but I dont know if that is too forward or what.
Sep 5 2007 2:17AM
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___ASP___
Posts: 3857 - Karma: 459
i either go with an aussi accent or say something like " wow u must get hit on alot!"
Sep 5 2007 2:18AM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
had another good thought today while i was at the verizon store waiting for help.  some girl was getting a new phone and had her numbers transfered, so i was gonna go up and be like "o wait, they forgot to transfer this number"  and give her mine.  but i didn't cause that would've been weird.
Sep 5 2007 2:19AM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2207 - Karma: 157
that would be cute if you worked at the store and had been the person setting the transfer thinger up, but just totaly random would be a wee bit weird..
Sep 5 2007 2:27AM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
hey bitch nice tits lets fuck
Sep 5 2007 2:35AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
that might work out actually pretty well
no shit it is pretty forward, but broads like aggressive guys
Sep 5 2007 2:39AM
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james44
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 578

do you have mirrors in your pants? cuase i can see myself in them
oooooooooh

Sep 5 2007 2:54AM
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eheath
Posts: 61084 - Karma: 117,926
I'd say "bitch, whuts yo name, and how big is yo cunt?"
Sep 5 2007 2:55AM
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Worst.NS.Member
Posts: 703 - Karma: 11
I once hooked up with the girl who sold me my shotgun in Cabelas :|
I said "Hey I'm going after pheasant on Sunday, you down?"
She said "'kay"
Was going great until I realized that when she told me she's a student at St. Mary's, she meant the high school, not the nearby St. Mary's college. :|

But imo the best pick-up line is the balance line at the end of your bank statement. Unless it's -($305.12)
Sep 5 2007 3:47AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
-how do you like your eggs in the morning?

-i like mine fertalised
Sep 5 2007 4:28AM
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Gonzoskier
Posts: 303 - Karma: 40
I always enjoyed the:

Want to get a six pack of beer and FUCK or don't you drink...

Beer could be changed out with almost anything...
Sep 5 2007 7:44AM
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steezyjibber
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I work at the supermarket, may i check you out?
Sep 5 2007 7:57AM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
suck me, beautiful!


hahaha great movie
Sep 5 2007 9:30AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
how many years old and i still laugh so hard when i hear unforgiveable lines. my teacher and the rest of my class just stared at me like i was crazy like always
Sep 5 2007 10:06AM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
"Break yo self bitch give me yo number"
Sep 5 2007 10:35AM
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JockinJLoads
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Ay BAy BAy!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 5 2007 10:47AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
need a beer?
Sep 5 2007 11:30AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Just tell them straight up, "Theres a pant party, I mean.. a party in pants.." -rick from anchorman.
Sep 5 2007 11:35AM
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flyinghighagain
Posts: 1069 - Karma: 22
bahahahahah
Sep 5 2007 12:41PM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
haha
Sep 5 2007 12:59PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
did it hurt?
did what hurt?
when you fell from heaven



are you tired?
no. why?
cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Sep 5 2007 1:06PM
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penemy159
Posts: 287 - Karma: 11
hey nice legs, what time do they open?
Sep 5 2007 1:06PM
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Tolz
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 27
hahahahahaha!
Sep 5 2007 1:15PM
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Jon-Jon
Posts: 228 - Karma: 10
haha
Sep 5 2007 2:45PM
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doritos
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Where is the clitoris located?
Sep 5 2007 3:16PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
the word of the day is legs. want to come to my house and help spread the word?

lol if any of these worked the girl obviously wanted you so bad or is such a slut you could say just about anything.
Sep 5 2007 3:26PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
heres one from ladies man the movie- is your father a meat burglar- because it looke like he stuffed two hams into your pants- (for the girl with the hot butt)
Sep 5 2007 3:31PM
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MaxPower007
Posts: 83 - Karma: 10
I apparently used this one the other night when i got alcohol poisoning:

"you're gonna fuck me"

60% of the time it works every time
but i caught the other 40%... damn...
Sep 5 2007 3:34PM
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Liam.
Posts: 5172 - Karma: 21
"are those space pants"

"no, why"

"because ur ass is out of this world"

i wouldnt recomend using that unless ur a stud and can say anything u want
Sep 5 2007 3:36PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
"I got a question for you."

"Um, ok, what is it?"

"If a guy and girl are going out, and the guy kisses another girl, is it cheating"

I learned that from that VH1 show.
Sep 5 2007 3:42PM
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[Toby]
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^^^ my sister is freinds with the chubby spiked hair guy from the show, hes a theater major and is just acting like hes a nerd. my sis says that he gets tons of girls and partys alot
Sep 5 2007 4:34PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
The host of the show looks like a huge douche I don't see how he picks up any chicks at all
Sep 5 2007 4:35PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
hey what do you say we go back to my place and I will show you my giant search bar
Sep 5 2007 4:36PM
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