Seeing as how everybody else had their own BS 'scientific fact that affects us all' thread, I decided to make my own...
popcorn is dangerous because:
a)it can get caught in your throat and that could cause you to spend HOURS trying to get it out
b)the kernals could get stuck in your gums and that hurts like a bitch and bleeds and shit
c)if you chew un-popped kernals you could quite possibly hurt yourself when you bite it
d)It causes cancer
e)The butter is really people
'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad
'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail
'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!