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IT SPLOOGED!

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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
OH no! woe is me! My blue berry strudel died! No! No! NOOO! How horrible! It was so perfect too... so beautiful... soo tasty! But the oven killed it... BASTARD!
actually...

it wasn't perfect, the dough was a bit dry.

DAMN IT!

But it just split open and the berries sploodged out... but i can fix it!!!
cuz I AM THE MASTER-BAKER OF THE KITCHEN... ha ha, master-baker...
masturbater... ha ha ha.


Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 20 2003 11:27PM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
hmmmmm...

sounds like toaster stuedles are just as bad as poptarts! This could be worse than any of us ever predicted!!!!!!!!!!!

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 20 2003 11:31PM
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Nickskier
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 13
why are you rambling about your blueberry poptarts
Aug 20 2003 11:31PM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
dude you are fuckin crazy but thats why i love;)
hmmm you need some meds well we shoudl go to the docter together or wait we could be the doctor for each other wow im a genious


Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die
im out

love and peace
Aug 20 2003 11:34PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
i wrote that b/c im sad!
im a faliure... in the kitchen!

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 20 2003 11:36PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
stick to sammiches. sammiches dont spooge.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

don fok wif me ruf sker wist syde crue nga
Aug 20 2003 11:38PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
ok, this is going in a quote thread sometime:

SlalomStar: 'But it just split open and the berries sploodged out...
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*Official Creator of the 1st Power Outage thread*

'I'm an accomplished, certified shitter.' - Jooky
Aug 21 2003 12:00AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
Well... thats what happend. there is no other way to describe the mass of gooey barries flowing from a phallic shaped piece of strudel.

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 21 2003 12:08AM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
sammies can splooge too, the good ones can...
-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...
Aug 21 2003 12:11AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
Yeah, especially hoagies... those things are dangerous if you don't know how to handle one ;)

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 12:12AM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
'Which brings me to my next point kids, don't smoke crack...' ---LT in the water boy
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'Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!!' - Charleton Heston
Aug 21 2003 12:45AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
man, I wish I had some crazy quote like that, but all I got is:

'I'm addicted to marijuana...
you in here for some marijuana?!
marijuana isn't a drug! Did you ever suck dick for marijuana?!
no, I can't say that I have...'

~everybody's favorite movie, Half Baked...

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 1:38AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
fuck i need a quote

Proud Canadian and PE owner!

Camp of Champions Session E was dope!
Aug 21 2003 2:52AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
'dont run with scissors' - me

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
Aug 21 2003 3:42AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
damnit! why couldn't I come up with that one?!

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 3:43AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
Well i ment to say philanthropist, but all i could think of was phikanthropist.

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 21 2003 4:30AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
ummm... ok

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 4:38AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
philosopher? a philanthropist is a person who gives things to or helps poor people.
-Sara

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Aug 21 2003 4:42AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
dont mind what i said up there. it was compleat randomness. kida like blueberries splooging in the oven

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 21 2003 4:44AM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
ya mexican, ya better run before i cut your balls off with a rusty spork

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

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Aug 21 2003 4:58AM
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gsqueen
Posts: 674 - Karma: 10
you make me giggle wow i giggle way too much its good i should talk to you all the time and then i would get a nice good tummy workout


Montana fucking rocks and anyone that call montanans rednecks should die
im out

love and peace
Aug 21 2003 6:04AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
that reminds me of times when my friend and I will start laughing and then we'll keep laughing cause we're making eachother laugh by laughing. Good good tummy workout.
-Sara

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skihood.com
Aug 21 2003 6:07AM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
splooge is such a disgustingly yummy word
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Aug 21 2003 7:30AM
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the-east-isnt-that-bad
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 6
^ haha, it's true!

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'What the hell do you need four pairs of skis for?!'
~ My dad

'Dude, if I were you I'd ski a lot but like on snow and shit cause you'd go faster...'
~This really drunk kid at Vail

'I wish I skied...'
~Girlfriend that I almost had for 5 minutes before she said that!
Aug 21 2003 2:34PM
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