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Most akward situation you have had EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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loud fart during a two hour silent spanish exam.
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like the time you ripped the ass part of your pants when you bent over to try and pic up a twinky and To add to your shame you did that in from of national television?
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sitting in a car in between 2 couples that were both making out
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Dad giving me condoms before moving out for school
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I was developing photos in a darkroom. It wasnt like the darkroom where you expose photopaper, but the blackroom where you move film from rolls to canisters. I had a partner, and if the room has to stay completely isolated so no dust or light can get in. So in the complete dark, as I continue to change my film with my parnter. I let a silent fart go. It was soo smelly. There was no escape, as the film would be destroyed by opening the door. So the girl had to stay in the room and continue her work in a cramped and horribly smelling blackroom. I was lauhging so hard.
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I guess I'll embarrass myself here.
Well, there was this chick I met, she goes to my school. So she asks me to come to this bar on sunday to watch the Steelers, and I said I'll go (my other friends said they'd come too). So Sunday comes around and my friends ditch last minute, so I go anyway. Here, it's her and her family... and me. Most akward 4 hours of my life, I sat by myself and pretended to watch the game.
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Ok, so I'm in 2nd grade and were watching some gay movie. I think two other classes and their teachers came into to watch it together. So as we're wathcing this movie I get this urge to pee really badly. However someone is using the only one person bathroom in the classroom. I in line for a while and finally I get my turn to pee and as I'm peeing I let out a loud long sigh-of-relief moan. It kinda sounded like uggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh. For some reason I felt like releasing another moan. OOOhhhhhhhhhh. Maybe so the next person in line for the bathroom would hear and think its funny or maybe cause it felt good to moan. So a few moans later, I finish urinating, wash my hands, and open up the door. To my suprise, I see three 2nd grade classes and their three teachers staring at me, mouths agape.
Apparently the bathroom walls are very thin
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gettin cited by this kid i used to play baseball with when i was like 12 whos mom is a cop. I was just like yeaaaaaaaaaa
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when my mom and dad came home and i was fucking this girl and they were like HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO iwas like knock before u come in
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ya thats happend to me too i sucks
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i was in a room with my friend and his gf and they were fucking.
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This happened a long time ago, probably when I was 7 or 8 years old.
So i had a baseball game and somehow ended up playing catcher, which i had never played before. So as i'm getting all suited up the coach gives me some nasty ass cup to wear. Since i didn't know i was playing catcher, i didn't have a jock strap or anything else to put the cup in. So i'm thinking what the hell, there is no way i'm putting this tainted cup inside my underwear in direct contact with my boys. So i just stick it on the outside of my underwear hoping it stays in place. Fast forward to the middle of the inning, the cup had slid halfway down my leg and was chilling around my knee. Seeing this, my dad comes out onto the field, and proceeds to GRAB THE CUP out of my pants and then hands it back to me to put it back into my pants. Most embarrassing thing ever
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^its a good thing you were young
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probably my grandma coming downstairs while i was on the computer looking at porn. really weird
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Inviting two strippers over to my house. I didn't get on the one that I was 'supposed' to, and ended up fucking her friend in front of her while she watched...
Oh wait you said awkward, I thought you meant awesome.
Because quite frankly, I didn't give two shits.
To make it even better, I invited the two of them over a week later, and they brought a friend. I totally shunned the original two and got on the new friend.
Tru Storiez, no shitz
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probably in my dream wehre i was naked in public
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Pooping in one of those life-sized doll houses in S.K.
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i was in science class and i was reading the graffiti on the test dividers aloud after i saw a really funny message about the gym teacher. i keep reading random ones and just as the class quiets i accidentally read aloud: "big lumpy dick in your mouth. what the hell?" as i look up, everyone in the class is staring at me with disgusted/confused looks. i was like, "oh god... i was just reading the thing.....(no respose).... oh god.. im sorry...?"
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i wass in a really long (8 month) relationship with this girl and it went to shit really quickly (long story) so i broke up with her at her friends house like screaming yelling breakup. not pretty
then we ran into each other at a party the next day. awwwwkward
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i walked in on my grandmother naked in my bathroom once. pretty akward
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this thread is great. almost as good as the lift stories.
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11th grade, my teacher calls my house wanting to speak to my mom about my grades. i was talking to my friend and got the call waiting beep so i put him on hold and answered the other line. it was the teacher. she asks if she can speak with my mom/dad and i say "theyre not here and im on the other line so i have to go"
so i transfer back to my friend and the first thing i say is "god i cant fuckin stand that bitch, dumb slut"
little did i know my friend hung up the fuckin phone and i was still connected with my teacher. she says "WHAT?!" and i hang up as fast as i can.
haha rest of school was soooooo akward.
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hahaha "chilling around my knee" i love this thread
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wasnt awkward, just disturbing
me and my friend were at a grad party, he went off with his ex and they had sex, i walked in on them making out naked, dont think they were having sex though, anyway, after that, we talked, partied, i decided to go to sleep in the tent, i go and lay down, him and his ex walk in noticing im there, last thing i heard was "do you think its awkward with mason in here?" then i was out.
my friend tried to wake me up by hitting and slapping me and all that jazz, didnt do anything, so they go on and have sex, with me still in it. finally they wake me up with all their clothes and we went back outside
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Ok.....
So when I was in 6th grade, I sat next to a boy I really liked. Our desks were pushed right next to each other, and to others across from us. I was so happy to be sitting next to him. Until my pencil fell on the floor. I leaned down to get it, slipped off the chair and hit my head on the floor, which apparently made me fart. Really loud.
It gets worse. We're leaving for library class, and I have to pee first. So I run to the bathroom, do my thing, and head out the door. The library is located right outside the bathroom, and my books are still in the classroom. So I walk past everyone in my class, including the boy I liked. Grab my books, and as I'm leaving the class, the teacher tells me that I had the back of my dress accidentally tucked into my tights. Butt exposed. And I had walked by the whole class....needless to say, I didn't want to go to the library.
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not awkward for me but here it is
i was talking to this super fine chick on and off and wed go out then shed blow me off for awhile then wed go out again. so we were going out and she started to blow me off and i was on a school trip and i hooked up with her sister.
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woke up one morning in some girl's bed down at DU with two of them standing over me asking who i was. no idea how i got there.
anytime someone has walked in on me jerking off. you can never tell if you're caught or not.
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i was in a gondola with some friends in NY at Whiteface and these 3 fags(no offense lost...666) were going all out in a 3 way. groping and everything, and they kept saying "put it in! put it in!" lucky for us they didnt, this of course was while my 2 friends and i were 2 feet across from themand 1 time i was at a friends girlfriends house, and we were just watching tv, and we heard these weird noises in their kitchen, and my friends gf just said, "damn it, y does my mom blow off my dad wen i have friends over1". we just kind of looked at each other and were like, okay, how about we like leave, like rite now. kinna awkward, just a little
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this actually happened tonight, this chick whose mad good at dancing was giving me a lapdance, and had a skirt on that started riding up so i went down there and did work on it with my hands, like 5 minutes later my cousin comes over goes yo man do you realize everyone can see that i look up everyones watching me went so redfaced and left
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what the hell kind of car has a row of 5 seats
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So what your saying is your embarrassed for having no personality?
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finding my ex passed out on her back puking and helping her out (just being a nice guy) and having this one kid walk into the tent and think im raping her...
or like half passed out and have some girl rubbing her hands over me and taking off my shirt and her big ripped boyfriend walks in....i dont remember much of what happened then...
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not really embarrising but hilarious... 4 hour sat. detentions jsut ripping ass as loud as you can so the teacher in charge gets embarresed and trys not to laugh...
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this didnt happen to me but my friend told be about this. he was getting head from this chick and there's a manly deaf girl just staring and not going away even though they told her to go away
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haha me and 2 kids did that in the nurses office in 8th grade. there was a curtin the covered the bed room, and we'd each have our own bed. when you could see peoples feet go by the curtain, we'd fart as loud as possible. fucking hilarious back then. the nurse would come in and ask if we were alright haha
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prob when my mom checked my computer history in 7th grade, and then decided to read me the names of the sites I had visited. I tried to explain to her that when you click one porn site, a bunch more pop up, cause it was a long list. that sucked
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taking a shit in the sink of wendys. then the manager walk in.
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dude i know i get so many of those. this one time in my dream i was like one of those baseball vendors who sell peanuts and cotton candy and stuff and ppl kept looking at me cus i was ass naked...it sucked.then i woke up and was like...fuck yea!
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