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breck-love
Posts: 453 - Karma: 344
"No ID and longhair? Must be a criminal, put him in the back room and look for weapons of mass destruction."
So there i was in the back room of the salt lake city airport naked in front of a stranger with a badge and latex gloves. " you arent hiding any drugs are you boy?" " No man i told you someone stole my wallet, that is why i dont have my id, can i please go!"
"No, im sorry we have to be sure. 911 has changed things around here ."
Snap, latex stretch, search in progress. " Here we go!"
I left feeling violated. Tt was not the first time the law had touched my balls, and it wouldnt be the last.
Sep 1 2007 12:57PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
:S
Sep 1 2007 1:01PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
reminds me of my physical a couple days ago
Sep 1 2007 1:06PM
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dmiller
Posts: 210 - Karma: 10
youve made some fucked up threads the past few days. does all this shit really happen to you?
Sep 1 2007 1:08PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79
haha
Sep 1 2007 1:08PM
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freeski1620
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 1,718
i believe it, the tsa is the presidents bitch so they can get away with whatever they want. eventually i think there is going to be a gigantic class action lawsuit filed against the tsa. they violate peoples rights on a daily basis. with no real justification for it. it makes me sad to be an american sometimes.
Sep 1 2007 1:19PM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
very random i thought
Sep 1 2007 1:32PM
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breck-love
Posts: 453 - Karma: 344
yeah i dont know life kind of hates me some times. I thinks its karma coming back to get me or something. ohh well.
Sep 1 2007 1:46PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
every day i wake up i think aboot goin to canadia
Sep 1 2007 2:27PM
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breck-love
Posts: 453 - Karma: 344
yeah where is my fucking country?
Sep 1 2007 2:45PM
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R.Z.A.
Posts: 778 - Karma: 11
dude that sucks
file a lawsuit for violating your rights
Sep 1 2007 3:31PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
and your asshole.
Sep 1 2007 4:30PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
hahaha

I would have never let them do that shit to me.  Should have shit on his hand or something
Sep 1 2007 4:46PM
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EnemySki
Posts: 471 - Karma: 10
How old are you? I do not think they would let you get on a plain without your I.D. if you're not a minor.

But ya that sucks man.
Sep 1 2007 9:04PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
dude you knnow if they didnt search your butthole like thousands of people could of died from terrorist attacks. george bush probably saved your life right there.
Sep 1 2007 9:08PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Once i had this in my wallet when I went through security.

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Kinda glad they didnt look in there
Sep 1 2007 9:19PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
hahah so random....
Sep 1 2007 9:28PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
...but true
Sep 1 2007 9:29PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
i had an airsoft gun in my bag(not carry-on) which i told the security about, they put a note in my bag, and i took the CO2 out. no problem, rite?
well wen i get to the security checkpoint, they send a message to the ppl, and i have to spend an extra 1 1/2 hours listening to some person yell at me for endangering the lives of others because sum1 COULD think it was real. nevermind that it was in my bag and there was no way any1 would even know i had it

i also have another story, but in case any1 here is from the burlington international airport, i dont want them to remember
Sep 2 2007 3:04AM
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