"No ID and longhair? Must be a criminal, put him in the back room and look for weapons of mass destruction."
So there i was in the back room of the salt lake city airport naked in front of a stranger with a badge and latex gloves. " you arent hiding any drugs are you boy?" " No man i told you someone stole my wallet, that is why i dont have my id, can i please go!"
"No, im sorry we have to be sure. 911 has changed things around here ."
Snap, latex stretch, search in progress. " Here we go!"
I left feeling violated. Tt was not the first time the law had touched my balls, and it wouldnt be the last.