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Im about to get analy FUCKED
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not literally
but you guys might remember a little bit ago...about 1.5 weeks, when i sent out all those envelopes to that chicks house from the post office website....
well this morning, i got a call from her saying that her mom was given a 2.5 page long list of shit she has to go pick up at the post office and shes PISSED.
aannd to make it even better, she said something about it being a felony....not sure if this is true or not.... and that she might report me
fuck.
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by a large black man
pwned
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no, not worth it
apparently that shit isnt free and now im gonna have to pay for it
fuck..again
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it says on the site that it is free, but maybe once you've gotten past a certain number they start to charge, i don't think they do cause i sent over 1,000 boxes to my high school my senior year, but i think she is just bull shitting you to get you worked up and nervous, google search it tons of people have done it i'm sure a few people have gotten caught and there's some record online of what happened to them
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well overall, i sent about 8000
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def worth it....just deny it and say it wasnt you...and if she knows you sent it well then whatever i dont think she can actually charge you
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no well i just talked to her again, and since we are actually pretty good friends now, she said shes gonna get her parents to tell the post office they dont know who did it
but isnt there like any way to get the IP address off of the computer that ordered them
because that would be the one in my room
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i don't think it's against the law to send people envelopes
you didn't tamper with any mail
she's just trying to make you nervous
...worth it
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you cant get charged for sending some one a shit load of free boxes, tell that bitch to go fuck her self and enjoy her 8000 boxes.
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explode it!
www.hidemyip.com
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hahahaha
but yeah, its not the girl thats saying all this stuff..its her mom
the chicks actually trying to help me and like got her parents to say that they dont know who did it
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http://www.pdsdc.org/CriminalLawDatabase/feloffenses.asp
theres a list of felonies and i dont see like sending a bunch of boxes on there
the moms just tryin to make you a little hot under the collar so dont worry about it
as for the chick thats super chill that shes defending you even though you sent her that many boxes lol
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ok well as a warning.........if anyone else ever decides that this wuold be a great prank....which it is..... DO NOT use your computer...because apparently the people at the post office asked if the girl knew anyone named dylan banks (me)...and then told her my address and email
so yeah this sucks
and basically, if people show up at my house about it, im gonna be fucked.....via anus
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bahahahah that does suck..but you gotta admit, its pretty fuckin funny
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I don't think he's telling the truth
1. The girl is in Whistler, as is her mom, and anyone else that lives in the house the envelopes were sent to
2. When he ordered these boxes it WAS NOT on the computer in his room, as he got that computer like 3 days ago.
3. How would her mom get the envelope
4. It doesn't make sense, if the site says it's free then it is in fact free
5. Why would her mom be pissed about this, she has a bunch of envelopes, so fucking what
6. Our dad is the D.A. of our country, if my brother thought he was in trouble, I'm sure he would have already asked my dad about it...
If you didn't already know D.Bizzle is my brother, he is in fact on his computer 3 feet away from me right now.
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Hahaha, that is fucking awesome. Congrats man... and no you cannot get punished for something that AWESOME.
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nothing like some brotherly love
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haha, but dude, didnt we ALL send shit...she cant pin that on you. they're packages from a million different people.
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1. Laurie is not in whistler, because i called her house and talked to her
2. i ordered them on your computer.....heh.....but no need to worry they already know it was me apparently
3. i think she got a call from the post office, and they probably emailed the list of stuff she had to pick up
4. yeah it is free i was wrong when i said i might have to pay
5. her mom is pissed because they got 8000 envelopes...which is alot......they said the box was gigantic....they got like 2 cases of envelopes or some shit
6. i called dad 4 times this morning already
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yea but the people that sent stuff said they sent like 50 things ....and i think ONE person sent 500
i sent 8000 of them....so that would be mostly me
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hahahahaha shit
Anyway the girl probably doesn't care, she's mostly pretty chill. I doubt her mom is thrilled though, she seems kind of anal sometimes. The post office will get over it.
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yea laurie thought it was funny
but her parents...mainly her dad....were PISSED...
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^ hahaha you guys are 3 feet away from eachover lmao
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Well more like 6 but ya.....
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I think it would be a big deal if you sent something costing 8000 dolalrs to someone...like pizzas..that shits bad, but something free, WHO CARES
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HAHAHAHAHAH YES!!!! That is is so awesome, i totally remember your post about this earlier, hahaha thats funny.
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hahahhaha, so you guys are sitting like 3 ft from each other and you're posting back and forth?
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well thats just an estimation
if we actually measured it im pretty sure it would be somewhere around 7 feet and 6.45 inches
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no, read what i just posted
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sorry, didn't refresh the thread. that still kicks ass, good luck with the envelopes.
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i think its hilarious
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hahahaha, one time i was hanging out at my friend caseys house and we were sitting next to eachother on the couch watching tv, and we both had our laptops in our laps, and we were posting back and forth in a thread. but we werent even talking about it, just posting. and we were literally 3 inches from eachother.
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hahaha, that seems to happen a lot with me and my brother. Unfortunately we share a room and shit. We both have loft beds with all our desks and shit and comps and whatnot under them. He just got a comp though like 3 days ago so I'm sure stuff like this will happen all the time now.
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Don't get nervous over that shit, she can't do anything. Seriously, she's trying to get you back for that shit.
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pretty sure somewhere on the site it says you cant use this for anyother reasons than actually wanting to use them but i dont know for sure.
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picture or it isn't true, hahaha not being serial.
but that's a funny story, and if you really do get in trouble i'll laugh more. what's the big deal about getting some boxes full of envelopes? i really wouldn't care.
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hahaha i wonder wut shell do with them.
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that blows- have fun in jail bro
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make sure you tell them you prefer it up the crapper
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My mom just got back from the post office with my brother. Apparently she made him go apologize for doing it. He said there were 3 boxes that were the size of refrigerator full of envelopes and whatnot. Holy fuck, this is hilarious. I laughed for like 3 minutes when my mom and him told me. My mom probably thinks I'm baked as shit right now, I'm just sitting cracking up in my room. They told my brother to never do it again apparently. I'll let him post what exactly happened when he feels like it, but no, we didn't get any pictures unfortunately.
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Apparently the girls dad was suuuper pissed, he thought he had to pay for them or something. What an asshole hahahahahaha man, I can't wait to do this to somebody. My mom was even laughing.
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hhahahaha. that's a shit load of envelopes. I can't believe they actually sent. and to think I've been paying for envelopes. actually i have no idea if ive been paying for envelopes, theyre normally just around the house.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
ok so heres what happened
i was going to the post office to ship my pants that i jsut sold...but we had to drop of my sister at soccer first, and the chick i sent the boxes to is on her soccer team....so her mom was there and i talked to her about it for a while and she didnt care at all...i think she actually thought it was funny
but the chicks dad flipped out becasue he thought he was gonna have to pay for 8000 boxes
haha anyways back on the story....my mom made me go down to the post office and apologize so i was there, talkin to the lady, trying my hardest not to just start laughing at her....and then she pointed to this huge ass case that was about 7 feet by 6 feet by 3 feet
and the one she showed me was empty, but she said she had 3 more of them in the back room and i almost just burst out laughing, but i didnt
haha so everythings all good....but for some odd reason that i still dont know, they deleted my account on the us post office website
hahaha
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