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I may possibly have just burnt

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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
...... my dick on the underside of my laptop. #$%^#$%^#$%^!!!!!!


Note to self, and others.


Laptop + boxers = cooked sausage.
Aug 27 2007 2:12AM
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dave44
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how does it taste?
Aug 27 2007 2:13AM
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alaskakid
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Haha my laptop's bottom is hot too
Aug 27 2007 2:13AM
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Sno.
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yeah, wtf. laptops get SO hot. i burnt my thigh once.
Aug 27 2007 2:13AM
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Bangor
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Man if I could do that I'd never leave my room.
Aug 27 2007 2:13AM
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Bangor
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Man if I could do that I'd never leave my room.

And caleb, shut up. Just cause I'm such a turn on to you doesn't mean you have to get hostile.
Aug 27 2007 2:15AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
I can't reply to this thread fast enough, this conversation between you and me needs to be continued elsewhere.
Aug 27 2007 2:16AM
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9o2mdkNamzz1_1
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No, this is just starting to get good, leave it here

:) or mabye '__' ehehehehe
Aug 27 2007 2:17AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
BangorSkis: so yeah
BangorSkis: my dick in a box
itscalebhartman: step 1
itscalebhartman: cut a hole in yo box
BangorSkis: step 2
BangorSkis: put yo dick in that box
itscalebhartman: step 3
itscalebhartman: make em open da box
Aug 27 2007 2:20AM
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Sno.
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you look like my friend charlie in your icon. his name is charles steele.

could that be any more porn-star-esque?
Aug 27 2007 2:22AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
Well, yes, it could be.

Replace with Ian Ray, stir until a boil, chill, and serve.
Aug 27 2007 2:25AM
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Sno.
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your last name is Ray? that's another good one.
Aug 27 2007 2:28AM
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Bangor
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Exactly, I mean, it's basically my calling.
Aug 27 2007 2:33AM
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*rkp*
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good thing i have a mac.   they have a pretty good cooling system
Aug 27 2007 2:35AM
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Bangor
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You already are a gay pornstar, haven't you seen the video?

You should stop drinking so heavily......... seriously.
Aug 27 2007 2:40AM
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Sno.
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haha. i just liked that.
Aug 27 2007 2:44AM
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anxju
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my laptop overheats like every 5 seconds
Aug 27 2007 3:39AM
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TheMoostafian
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what do you mean COULD be???
Aug 27 2007 3:49AM
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aja_kiki
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aug 27 2007 8:38AM
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kepler.
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they make mass bank....so i hear
Aug 27 2007 9:31AM
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SlickRick.
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that reminds me of a rather embarrasing story when i was blazed...
Aug 27 2007 1:54PM
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Bangor
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bahahah and your name is dick......... of all names!
Aug 27 2007 11:40PM
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charmander
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my moms laptop gets soooooo hot its a lo-end toshiba though but still goddamn
Aug 27 2007 11:43PM
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jimmychung
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lowers your sperm count because of the heat.
Aug 28 2007 12:27AM
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mothaeast
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o man i feel your pain
Aug 28 2007 1:05AM
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Bangor
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only if your name is Keira Knightly
Aug 28 2007 1:08AM
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