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Tonight, i will not be myself.
so my friend who is going to the university of chicago suggested i come to a party that some kids are throwing for incoming freshman. I'm going but I will not be attending the u of c in the fall. but the other u of c freshman do not need to know that. i need a fake name and a fake background story. i was thinking about dirk diggler, but i think at least one person would know that. I further need a story to why i dont know where im dorming and my roommates etc. i was thinking maybe i could tell them i was interning overseas at a hospital since i will be majoring in pre-med. any thoughts?
formerly jgeetar, but its not like any of you knew me.
"i like a nice good handful of titty and an hourglass figure." - Scratch*my*back
tell everyone a different story and a different name.
When the stress burns
my brain just like acid
rain drops Mary Jane is
the only thing that
makes my pain stop.
tell um ur a pro skier and use a real name
our lives begin to end the day we become silent
a bunch of drunk freshman arent gonna give a fuck, they arent gonna like investigate...
listen to Andre.....-Nick(atina)
i was hobosexual/EvoVT
you don't even need a condom if he pulls out-static
Why does this matter? I'm sorry, but i guess i can't handle all of this freshmen drama.
It's not easy being white,
It's not easy being brown,
It's not easy being bright,
It's not easy having kids all over town.
wow.....i'm plural now?...amazing!
ahahah thats exactly what i wanted to say.
tell em your mclovin the 25 year old hawaiian
umm yeah, who cares. be like, this is my friend, he's an incoming freshmen.
tell them your tim wallisch a phenom in the ski blading world
when in doubt....steeze it out
im glad im not as gay as you
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since.
Uhhhh... You'll be there for... One? Night?
Who cares? Not like they are going to go around gossiping to their friends, "Oh I met this one dude whos hot shit, HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM LOL?"
Just say you don't go to that school, and you're just being a nice guy for your friend.
"so what your not gunna be 6' who cares im an ugly mother fucker and i get by" -Alkyy
i will not be myself tonight either because i'm drinking for free at a friends house.
but if you do want to do what you are saying, just make up different names to whoever you meet, but most likely nobody is going to care at all unless your stories are totally ridiculous.
(100% awesome site)
Get me a chicken sandwich, and some waffle fries. For Free.
i fly a lot, and anytime somebody on an airplane starts asking about me, i make up a new persona. it's gotten kinda complex once or twice when i couldn't remember my fake background. kinda pathetic, but fun on certain occasions.
Dick Sweat from Idaho
Ski Hard Because You Only Live Once.
dude just make it up as you go... i went to cornell orientation and got into like all the groups-- it was damn fun
you get free shit too, just make it up as you go and improve your conartist skillz
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Wonder Bunch~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
atraction is more than just crusty buttholes--estcst101$$
what ever you are be a good one
your name will be jake scolfield, your a pro surfer, and your the heir to the hershies chocolate fortune.
Stone cold skilla..
"Hawaiian organ donor"
Too much pistachio
pudding makes me sick.
should we clap for you?
"It's amazing how much confidence I get from wearing a helmet and a mouthguard.Too bad confidence is probably the last thing I need!" - Mike Wilson in Push
"If you actually do something, then your probably less likely not to do it." - Me
Style is like hair gel. You look gay without it.
I actually heard someone say this
Oh, and Pray For Snow
ya what did u end of doing or being?
when in doubt....steeze it out
wait till you get a little drink in you and then start considering this crap.
what the hell is the internet?!
After a couple beers, you name isn't really going to matter. Everybody will just know you as the kid that sucked dick for coke.
~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~
"a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories" - Anathema
"I'm gonna get drunk and delete random shit tonight, it's gonna be awesome..." - PhattTim
"Bangor, you seriously need to move intoa new town. That is seriously the only thing I can think of too help your continuing situation with alchohol, and women." - caleb.
I SEEN HIM
Black Watch fo' realll
paul poteet. whom is the rtv 6 indianapolis weatherman. a hilarious name. for the persona, say you are an incoming freshman, like everyone else there. for fun say you worked at pets mart. i lie alot, its fun. my favorite lie is my dad invented the crest spinbrush
The Classy Newschoolers Cult.
-suprisingly less elitist than BW or PPP
say your middle initial as your first name and you street name as your last...
If it ain't below your kneeze it ain't steeze.
Don't Blame me, I didn't vote for Bush.
Once while playing frisbee we found a dead squirrel, and shot it out of a potato gun against a tree.
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