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Tonight, i will not be myself.
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so my friend who is going to the university of chicago suggested i come to a party that some kids are throwing for incoming freshman. I'm going but I will not be attending the u of c in the fall. but the other u of c freshman do not need to know that. i need a fake name and a fake background story. i was thinking about dirk diggler, but i think at least one person would know that. I further need a story to why i dont know where im dorming and my roommates etc. i was thinking maybe i could tell them i was interning overseas at a hospital since i will be majoring in pre-med. any thoughts?
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tell everyone a different story and a different name.
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tell um ur a pro skier and use a real name
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a bunch of drunk freshman arent gonna give a fuck, they arent gonna like investigate...
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Why does this matter? I'm sorry, but i guess i can't handle all of this freshmen drama.
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ahahah thats exactly what i wanted to say.
tell em your mclovin the 25 year old hawaiian
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umm yeah, who cares. be like, this is my friend, he's an incoming freshmen.
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tell them your tim wallisch a phenom in the ski blading world
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im glad im not as gay as you
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Uhhhh... You'll be there for... One? Night?
Who cares? Not like they are going to go around gossiping to their friends, "Oh I met this one dude whos hot shit, HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM LOL?"
Just say you don't go to that school, and you're just being a nice guy for your friend.
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i will not be myself tonight either because i'm drinking for free at a friends house.
but if you do want to do what you are saying, just make up different names to whoever you meet, but most likely nobody is going to care at all unless your stories are totally ridiculous.
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i fly a lot, and anytime somebody on an airplane starts asking about me, i make up a new persona. it's gotten kinda complex once or twice when i couldn't remember my fake background. kinda pathetic, but fun on certain occasions.
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yeah why would you even tell them you were going there? say you were helping your friend move in.
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dude just make it up as you go... i went to cornell orientation and got into like all the groups-- it was damn fun
you get free shit too, just make it up as you go and improve your conartist skillz
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your name will be jake scolfield, your a pro surfer, and your the heir to the hershies chocolate fortune.
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ya what did u end of doing or being?
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wait till you get a little drink in you and then start considering this crap.
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After a couple beers, you name isn't really going to matter. Everybody will just know you as the kid that sucked dick for coke.
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paul poteet. whom is the rtv 6 indianapolis weatherman. a hilarious name. for the persona, say you are an incoming freshman, like everyone else there. for fun say you worked at pets mart. i lie alot, its fun. my favorite lie is my dad invented the crest spinbrush
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say your middle initial as your first name and you street name as your last...
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