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This fly is about to get his day fucked up
there is a fly in here that is fucking ready to die. he keeps flying around and landing on me and im to fucking slow to hit him. i fucking hate the thing. now he is on the computer screen. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pull down your pants and shit at it
3's and 7's
73% of NS actually thinks I wrote the "Without volition I screamed my battle cry....." thread.
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
"Fuck the bullshit, this-is-it, lets go!" - Jamal
if only i could.
i think i got it though. im not sure yet....
I had a serious mosquito problem last nght. I hate that frequency
next time you go down on her, make some comments as to the odor, that's a real turn on for girls. - static
be like "oh baby, you smell like dead fish" - ryanvdonk
i just fucked this spider up pretty hardcore.
i fuckin hate soiderz.
When the stress burns my brain just like acid rain drops Mary Jane is the only thing that makes the pain stop.
this one time i grew a tree in my pocket for a week
one time a fly was on my screen, i went on paint and made a target and i said as a joke that if the fly landed there i would kill it. the fly walked onto the target on my screen and i took a rolled up piece of paper and smacked it and it died.
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