It would be called Chaos, a lot of forums have that.
It would be the only section where bumping random old threads, "rate my _____" threads, or other useless shit like some "fuck n00bs" or "I like pizza" threads, etc.
Posts in this section wouldn't count, so post whores could calm their impulsions without boosting up their post count. Useless threads and any form of post whoring would be legal, but just in this one and only section. No tolerance at all in all the sections except the Chaos section where all the post whores of NS will crawl and posts the living shit out of them.
This way we wouldn't have a NS Prohibition but with posts instead of booze (bad simile sorry), and therefore we would stop this hemorrhage of posts "whorism"
What do you think about it?